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Okhlahoma Beat-Down


I write stories, but that's when I make the effort and I'm NOT writing a secret story.

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Luna accidentally ends up arguing with Tamriel's Dragonborn. They begin a poetic argument involving knees, swords, shouting, and magic. What could possibly go wrong?

I do intend to add more, then link all of the encounters together. These are not different stories.

Chapters (11)
Comments ( 29 )

I was smiling like an idiot the whole way through it :pinkiehappy: Good Show sir!

Great poems. I heard them in Zecora's voice actually. Keep up the good work :pinkiehappy:

This *Points at Fic* This Is Good, GIVE ME MOAR!:flutterrage:

Royal guards don't have knee protection. Why, I bet they used to all be Wonderbolts!

:fluttershyouch:
({}):rainbowwild:
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:raritycry:
:eeyup:
Sorry, jst thought this might look funny. Time to find out.

I keep reading these in Jarl Balgruuf's voice, these are still fucking awesome dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Lyra.png

Yor Toor Shul, classy. I savor using it thanks to the trollestia mod. I don't like SW's version, besides Nexus has funner things...

I don't want to be a nitpicker, but isn't it SEVEN thousand steps..?

Ravenmane, it probably is but I can't be bothered counting them.

Any more ideas? I've begun work on possibly the most insane combination yet...

Geez, and I just did that quest last night...

Aw man! :applecry:

And here I thought that he was going to get "the stare".
how sad.

oh and one more thing:
FIRST!!!!

887707 I know what you mean, I was expecting the stare as soon as I saw the title for the chapter

what we really need: Stares vs Shouts :derpyderp2:

Yeah, I could have used Sheogorath. But seriously, why the buck would Clavicus Vile be turned into a door?

*rereads the chapter* uhhhhh.... :rainbowhuh:

LYRE! GET IT RIGHT!!!

there is no difference between fighting and debating in the dragon tongue.

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