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I REGRET NOTHING
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Because sometimes, I like to rip off TAW.
Two questions: Why did you write this?
Why did I read this?
Why did I enjoy it?
Why did it make me smile?
Why don't I know how to count?
-Tricondon
Because sometimes, authors just can't resist stealing TAW's tagline.
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i have no idea...
Dayum... that is some flexibility.
LOL wut dafaq am I reading!?
Hmmm.
That was weird.
Wow i like
Well that was.... Weird
...okay bro wahtevah im jus gonna roll withit
Thursday night dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/Pinkie_Pie_lolface.png
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chzbronies.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-brony-be-afraid-of-sweetie-belle.jpg
>> EpicGuy e.deviantart.net/emoticons/moods/love/lust/aroused.gif
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e.deviantart.com/emoticons/moods/love/lust/suggestive.gif
I have plans to continue this now, whether my sanity agrees with it or not...
I'll still write about Thursday, don't you worry.
wat
>it tipped over and spilled all of it's contents onto the dirt
>shook vigorously before parting there separate ways
Fix it
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She's talking to her vagina.........ME LIKEY
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781786 e.deviantart.com/emoticons/moods/love/affection/attraction.gif
799076 a.deviantart.net/avatars/i/k/ikrplz.png
804590 dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Fluttershy_umad.png
"You're starting to creep me out..." (Rainbow Dash quote)
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I guess I've done my job well. dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Lyra.png
814010 No! Not Lyra! Keep her out of this horrible affair...
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dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Lyra_cry.png : But I wanna see it...
814015 This is not the Lyra I know! She must be a changeling! (Takes out a chainsaw)
BTW, how do you get the extended emoticon set?
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dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Lyra2.png --->dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/lolface_Queen_Chrysalis.png
It makes sense!
Oh, the emoticons? Everything you need to know should be here.
814048 Sir, I shall bow down to express my gratitude. dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Octavia_plot.png
If you don't mind, could you explain me what socks are used for? dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Octavia_O_O.png
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I accept your Octavia plot. dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Bonbon_grin.png
Socks are (In my opinion) an odd fad that, as far as know, has been around since the show first premiered. They'll just be wearing them.
814104 Why BonBon is grinn.. nevermind.
But... if they wear socks they won't be naked anymore! dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_RageFace.png But(t)... socks make them 20% kinkier in 10 seconds flat... dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/discord.png Go with them.
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You bring up a good point... And oh my goodness the puns. dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Pinkie_loool.png
814126 What if they use half the socks they'd use? Just two instead of four? This would evenly please both who wants them naked, and who has the socks fetish. dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/Trixie_lolface_1.png
The pun is part of this joke: "I wanted to post a dirty joke... butt fuck it."
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I was originally going to put them on all four hooves, but your way sounds much better... dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Redheart_smile.png
814196 Can you credit me for the idea? dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Bonbon_gaze.png
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Sure. dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Bonbon_OMG_LOVE.png
814214 You just earned yourself a place in the shrine of my divinities, between the Technoviking and Trollestia. Also, a living, breathing, and sex-craving Molestia clone will be sent to your house.
Derpy will handle the literal shipping.
A small note: if you're planning to engage in sexual activities with her, don't forget to clean her afterwards. The use of love juices is highly recommended. (For reasons which are unknown to me, I got a (wing)boner while writing this comment... :P)
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It's what I've always wanted... e.deviantart.com/emoticons/moods/love/affection/obsessed.gif
814290 If the package doesn't arrive, get a white-colored fleshlight, and pretend it's Molestia's plot.
We'll do our best to ensure the quality and handling of the product.
Not everyone's as lucky as me... And I'm saying that because I run the cloning facility.
Now, if you'll excuse me, there are some duties which need to be accomplished. On a bed. With two Molestia clones, and a Cadence one.
Luna's clone's turn is planned later.
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Have fun~
814344 Thanks, sir. Have a nice day.
(Opens your profile page)
I mean, Lady. dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Pinkie_loool.png
I'm atrociously sorry for what I've said about the fleshlight.
A more virile Big Mac-themed replacement would be appreciated?
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814430 These toys must be expensive... What's the difference between Luna and Woona?
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Luna is dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/shrug_Luna_apple.png , and Woona is here.
814582 I'm back... About Twilight wanting to stick her horn into her "giggy"...
Heh, sometimes you wonder if genitalia has a mind of their own. Estimated wait until the next chapter?
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Heh heh, it should (hopefully) be done by tonight. Don't quote me on that, though, as my computer may freeze up on me again right as I get to the cloppy part.
819247 Cloppy part? I shall warm myself up, then. dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Bonbon_gaze.png
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You do that. dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Bonbon_grin.png
Is it wrong that I had fun making this chapter? That I intentionally tried to make it longer?
Also, please critique my style. I still don't get how to write clop.
823024 This chapter got a badge: The (Painful) Boner of Approval! - This certifies the clop is well-written. But... Fluttershy... Not her. Please, spare her from this madness! dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Lyra_cry.png
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Even I'm not that cruel. dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Fluttershy.png
But she will have another purpose, just one less cloppy.