A Series of Somewhat Silly Shenanigans and Sex-sploits Surface as a Stoic Scarlett Stallion Secures a Stud license to Sensually Service Sex Starved mares.
Well good to see that the rest of the mane 6 will not be using Big Mac that way. Kinda surprised that Bulk Biceps is the only other Stud in town. I would have pegged Thunderlane doing it as well.
Shining will need some time to recover from that one. Good on you Rainbow. And Rarity and her fence reminded me of a comic. Although maybe that was intentional.
7353441 I hadn't thought about it to be honest. I think most stallions wouldn't take up studding in a town like Ponyville and still have it be their sole source of income. Some may rotate through the small towns during peak season but none would stay in Ponyville exclusively. I'd say they would focus on the larger places where there is a higher potential client base. Sure if you're state endorsed you get a stipend from the government but it's not something that you can live off if the clientele aren't there. Bulk Biceps mainly lives on his earnings as a masseuse and Studs more as a hobby than an actual profession .
Thunderlane probably wouldn't want to hurt his dating prospects for something that yields such low returns.
Big Mac is more likely to see action because almost all the mares in town want a piece to so even mares that don't usually hire studs would be willing to hire him.
So there could be a possibility that certain mares passing through could hire his services then. Hopefully some of the mares, besides Fluttershy, still hire out Bulk Biceps.
7356365 I think for some mares, their local stud is like their local hairdresser. Once they find one that does it the way they like it that they will stick with that one til the end of days.
So while some of his clients will want to try out Big Mac at least once I'm sure Bulk Biceps will still have at a loyal client base.
Don't get me wrong, Big MacIntosh is a total stud muffin. But Blueblood likely gets in the papers for being a prince alone. Meaning he's got a much, much wider draw. Rarity knew about him back in Ponyville.
And that's not even going into the problem of whoever bags Blueblood permanently gets to be a princess; we know Rarity was after that, too. On top of that, he's kind of a prissy coward. Just imagine a guy like that running around, feeling like he's got two arrows pointing at him—one on his head and one to his loins.
No we don't have a thing." Rainbow Dash snapped. "Honestly, I let Pinkie lick cake frosting out of my crotch one time and suddenly everyone thinks we have a thing going on."
"It wasn't just one time," Pinkie said with a sly grin.
Well good to see that the rest of the mane 6 will not be using Big Mac that way. Kinda surprised that Bulk Biceps is the only other Stud in town. I would have pegged Thunderlane doing it as well.
Ha great update and hilarious dialogue. Loved Rainbow's joke about Armour and Cadance.
I totaly lost it at your rendition of Fluttershy in this story. XD
Also, have a stache for the Jurassic Park ref.
Shining will need some time to recover from that one. Good on you Rainbow. And Rarity and her fence reminded me of a comic. Although maybe that was intentional.
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Flitter and Cloudchaser probably would get too jealous and possessive.
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eeyup definitely intentional
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I hadn't thought about it to be honest. I think most stallions wouldn't take up studding in a town like Ponyville and still have it be their sole source of income. Some may rotate through the small towns during peak season but none would stay in Ponyville exclusively. I'd say they would focus on the larger places where there is a higher potential client base. Sure if you're state endorsed you get a stipend from the government but it's not something that you can live off if the clientele aren't there. Bulk Biceps mainly lives on his earnings as a masseuse and Studs more as a hobby than an actual profession .
Thunderlane probably wouldn't want to hurt his dating prospects for something that yields such low returns.
Big Mac is more likely to see action because almost all the mares in town want a piece to so even mares that don't usually hire studs would be willing to hire him.
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Actually I like your reason better
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Oh that is brilliant.
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So there could be a possibility that certain mares passing through could hire his services then. Hopefully some of the mares, besides Fluttershy, still hire out Bulk Biceps.
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I think for some mares, their local stud is like their local hairdresser. Once they find one that does it the way they like it that they will stick with that one til the end of days.
So while some of his clients will want to try out Big Mac at least once I'm sure Bulk Biceps will still have at a loyal client base.
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It would make sense, wouldn't it?
Don't get me wrong, Big MacIntosh is a total stud muffin. But Blueblood likely gets in the papers for being a prince alone. Meaning he's got a much, much wider draw. Rarity knew about him back in Ponyville.
And that's not even going into the problem of whoever bags Blueblood permanently gets to be a princess; we know Rarity was after that, too. On top of that, he's kind of a prissy coward. Just imagine a guy like that running around, feeling like he's got two arrows pointing at him—one on his head and one to his loins.
Maybe Big Mac and he should go out for a drink some time. Share some stories. Blueblood can ask him how he manages to be so cool. They can invite some other guys along, too.
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This was also a good chapter!
Hahahaha! That was really funny!
I really liked that Jurassic Park reference you threw in, 'twas quite amusing. Keep up the good work!
Fluttershy forgot to drop her mic. She should feel ashamed.
The question is: Can the mares handle this?
I love the references in this chapter. I imagine the picket fence bit was a nod to Jay Naylor's drawing. If so, you have great tastes.