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While in Manehattan, trying to help Applejack with a problem, Twilight Sparkle runs into an old enemy. But Trixie seems to have changed for the better. She's settled down and started a fashion business. It's all Twilight could have hoped for the once ostentatious mare.
And sweet Celestia, her ass looks fantastic.
"...shot through with some quiet existential despair..." -horizon
Finished 69th out of 101 entries in the March 2015 writeoff, "The Best Medicine". Cover art by mrs1989!
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It's nice to know other people find this sort of humor appreciable.
I'm not alone.
This is me every day in Japan.
I remember this one because everypony presumed I wrote it.
I think ponies think I'm a pervert or something.
This is dumb and brilliant and I applaud you for writing it.
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:D
Work that booty, Trixie! If the stars align, perhaps we'll be seeing you next week.
Applejack does so have a nice butt! You're now dead to me, PP. DEAD!
I'm reading that a something like 'creating a new horse word'. That what you were going for?
I am not entirely sure what's supposed to be so funny. I even read the author's notes and the extended journal, and I'm not sure what the joke here is even meant to be.
Although the bit about Trixie's fantastic ass made me chuckle, and I find the phrase "Pferdewortprägungsbautechnik" to be a word both useful and aggressively German in every way, so I thank you for introducing it to me.
Pferdewortprägungsbautechnik ... nope still can't work out a meaning for it.
Oh look a nice butt! What was I thinking about? Hm who cares, I have to watch this nice mare in yoga pants!
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If I throw a bit at Trixies butt how far would it bounce?
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Only one way to find out.
I smell a sequel!
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7149762 Here's some context:
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This conversation, incidentally, occurred the writeoff before the one Trixie Invents Yoga Pants was entered into.
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Ah! Thanks for the info.
Surprised a "Dat ASS" or a 'Der PLOT" joke wasent in here.
You have a horn, Twily. You'll scratch the glass. Or poke a hole in it.
Both of those are rude.
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Amen.
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I shall transfer the requisite information to the author's note! :V
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TO THA MOOOOOOOOOONAH! V:
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This is why it was an inside joke. :B
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How dare you, sir! I have standards! D:
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Yeah... at least you didn't call it Udder Proudest.
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Standards. :B
7149798 I don't think you want to smell that end.
Very fun story and a great read! Though... I mean... there is one thing that could make it just an amazing work! But you know what it is. Love the story!
7149662 Agreed. How can AJ not have a nice butt, with all the manual labor she does? Unless Trixie's jiggle-butt is what floats your boat, I suppose. AJ's would be like coiled steel, about to unleash a hurtin'.
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I don't understand what people see in butts anyway. :B
Well okay then
I really like this story, it seems to me very funny and interesting haha. I also like yoga and the pony pants look amazing, I must say. I have been doing yoga for quite a long time and every morning I read an article on yogapractice.com to be interested and study this topic from all possible sides because tantric yoga is able to suppress negative emotions and find a balance between body and soul. This is a great activity that I like more than other Hobbies or Hobbies, so I understand this pony very well haha