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"Now, for a word from our sponsors!" Sonata said cheerily. "As the only well-known siren aspects in the world, we get to try out new products to make sure they work for everyone. And we get to tell you about it! So, without further ado, from Fancy Industries and VivoWare, comes the new Magitech Multitool. Coming to a store near you and available on our online store!"
"Well, right now, it's not a full multitool," said Aria, "it's literally just a Fancy Toothbrush. No hardlight knives here. I tried. I can't even hit things with it."
Sonata tried to shove Aria away from the microphone with just her head. "How about that comb? And the loofah setting."
"Thanks for that enlightening summary." Adagio snarked from her own mike. "So, Fancy Industries has improved on the toothbrush to make it work as any brush. A comb, a loofah, whatever. If it brushes, you can use the Multitool. What's really nice is the toothbrush setting. Use it right and you don't need flossing or toothpaste."
"We used to regrow our teeth, but now we have to take care of them," Aria grumbled.
"If you're done telling the audience about our biology..."
"The amount of magic we spent on them..."
"But now it's not our magic we're spending!" said Sonata.
The conversation devolved into typical bickering for a few moments until Adagio said, "Speaking of oral care, are these in dentist offices yet?
Sonata shook her head. The others gave her pointed looks until she realized that wasn't helpful during a podcast. "Oh, no, not yet. So dentist appointments are still here, for now.
"This has been Siren Spell Stories, your channel for worldwide magical news, giving the Fancy Toothbrush a rating of Pretty Fancy! Stay tuned for our next segment: How electro-magical energy storage works!"
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...I don't think I want to be the dentist that has to work on any of the Dazzlings' teeth. I'm sure their teeth are sharp, but I'd be more worried about the owner of those teeth than the teeth themselves.
Aria is apparently a woman of taste.
Thanks for the edits!
I'd even suggest that you put your name in the title, since this feels like the chapter you've edited the most during transfer, and I don't feel like taking all the credit.
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Typo:
pdocast > podcast
Should be enlightening. But that was the only mistake I saw.
I just love the sisterly feuding and squabbling between these three. In so many ways, it reminds you of how deeply they love each other.