Group Precipitation

by FanOfMostEverything

Objectionable Content, by Void Knight

“Oh Sunset. No. Nononono.”

*FWOOMP*

“Twilight? What’s wrong?"

"Look at this book."

"Hmm... Breaking Dawn... Wait, is that a picture of us kissing on the cover?”

“Read the back blurb.”

“Dusk Shine is just an ordinary high school student blah blah encounters a bacon-haired stranger who sweeps her off her feet and carries her away into a world of wonder and romance? Discord’s mismatched horns!”

“And that’s not even the worst bit.”

“Wait, what could be worse than that blurb?”

“That!”

“By Midnight Sun? I’m guessing there’s something I’m missing here?”

“Oh yes. You see, I happen to know that Midnight Sun is a pen name. Care to guess who’s behind it?”

“Oh no…”

“Yep. My. Mother. Wrote. This.”

Author's Note:

For a brief, terrible moment, Sunset considered declaring the book anathema, knowing her followers would not rest until they had destroyed every copy. In the end, they had yet another schism over whether it was heresy or a new chapter of holy writ.

Comments

[HiddenMaster]

It's a sign.

Let the sunlight commence.

[Hopeful_Ink_Hoof]

Wait. So... Velvet... wrote a story... shipping a male version of her daughter... with Sunset...?
Well I guess that one -- rather weird -- way of saying you approve of a relationship...

[Eruantalon]

7803124 They do say to write what you know...

[QueenMoriarty]

Officially the creepiest thing I've seen Twilight Velvet do.

[mastermenthe]

7803177
Is it creepy if velvet meant it as a prank?

[Neece]

7803124 not male, look at the blurb

“Dusk Shine is just an ordinary high school student blah blah encounters a bacon-haired stranger who sweeps her off her feet and carries her away into a world of wonder and romance? Discord’s mismatched horns!”

Once could be a typo, but not three.

[MythrilMoth]

Yeah, that's not creepy at all, Vel...

[Bliss Authority]

Could be worse, could be John Dash Who Was Rainbow Dash's Brother.

[Ladrian]

Well, one of you should read it first. What if it is good? Just make sure no one actually sparkles... in the sunlight...

...

Kill it with fire.

[John Tannius]

That awkward moment when you realize you haven't even been god for a decade and you already have more sects than christianity. (or a porn star )

[Bookwurm666]

7803124
Still better than 'Twilight'