A stallion and a woman discover an unfortunate quirk of inter-species coitus.
Crappy cover art by me. My 69th story, if you know what I mean.
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>69 words total
>69th story
how u do dis
And here I was hoping for a half-horse baby to be born.
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This story accurately reflects that statement. I'm now disappointed that there's not more to read here...
Huh. This story was entirely dialogue, and I liked it. Weird. Also, how the hell is this entire story 69 words, when the chapters are not? What's your secret?
7083621 I am not very good at writing a lot. Getting these 1,800 words written was a slog for me, and if you look at my stories, you'll see that most of them indeed fall between 1,000 and 2,000 words, because the longer a story gets, the more effort it takes me to finish it.
That being said, I like these characters, and there's a decent amount of back story I didn't end up writing here (and indeed, you can see it took me a second chapter to get to the original idea this story was built around), so I suspect we may see them again in the future. For now, I'd recommend deciding what you liked about this story, and finding some others of mine that are similar.
Thanks for reading!
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#fimfiction
If you know what I mean. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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They are a sapient species so the 30 rule may not apply. But this sounds interesting nonetheless.
7083569 IS THAT WHERE EQUESTRIA GIRLS COME FROM?
( Hmm, I think you germinated another crack fic idea.)
For some reason, probably that we have better hands, we have much less tongue-lip dexterity than do many other smart mammals, including our close kin. For instance, a gorilla can peel a fruit and spit out the skin with just her lips, tongue and teeth, then eat the fruit. Gorillas, being mostly herbivorous apes, and ones who favor eating fruit, of course can get very good at this. But it's sort of odd that they are so good with their mouths, as gorillas actually have fairly good, and strong, hands.
If you know what I meme.
x 1000. Thanks for adding A Troll Through the park to your folder or something.
Wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more.
I cannot believe you made me read this.
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I did? It's not even the Twilestia Poop fic I still need to write!
Lol the previous comment was from Jordan179 who I blocked for being an islamaphobic prick
This slew me!
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thanks for getting me to re-read my story I haven't read in at least five years or however long it's been since shortly after I published it I forgot what it feels like to write good shit