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anonpencil
Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!
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I didn't cum for the story, I came for the comment section.
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And hopefully the comments section will cum for you.
Uh. I think ill just let Priest have the puns on this one ill be fucked if I do any kind of show on this story.
P.S. my god. Do you see this? Its massive. Like a old God dredged from the depths of hell and aimed directly at a untouched and small butterfly....
6991597 6991603 Circlejerk incoming.
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Oh, in every way imaginable.
6991610 I have, like, fourteen billion different genders. This might get complicated.
6991613 Yeah, talk dirty to me.
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Gravel and mud, used motor oil, week old boxers, unwashed hockey gear, raw fish that's been dropped on the kitchen floor.
...a-am I doing it right?
6991622 *fap-fap-fap-fap*
Go on.
6991615 More to go around?
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Dirty enough for ya, kid?
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...
...WELP that's enough Internet for tonight.
But hey, at least I have inspiration for my next story.
6991632 Yes. No.
6991634 All in a days work!
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Omnissiah says you guys are all nuts.
So, now I'm heretech. Totally worth it.
SHIT! I'M LATE. I BETTER MAKE THIS COUNT.
Ahem.
I'm not sure how Rarity got away with this gag. I mean, Anon really got shafted on this one. I can appreciate that he's a bit of a dick, but Rarity's also being a massive pain in the ass to Anon.
No Spike bashing? Who the hell are you and what have you done to the real Anonpencil?
...
6991993 Y'know what? I'm good. After what I read, any pun is kinda weak by comparison. So yeah, think I've kinda gone full circle
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Yes.... I've finally broken you. Welcome to the pun legion.
6992088 Don't get cockey, my brain was still in a stupor of WAT when I read your comment. I still think puns should burn in a firey crucible of which there's no escape. Right next to the guy who invented unpoppable bubble wrap...
Rest assured in the next story I will have the proper rage response to your inevitable terrible, terrible comment.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to bathe my brain in bleach to forget some...images...
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>Don't get cocky
You're learning.
Hmm....13 likes and 16 dislikes.....20 views...seems legit.
6992125 i.giphy.com/sacPNOoC6sVCE.gif
Won't happen again, I assure you
6991993 Flutterpriest is best punner.
6992231 Doesn't mean others shouldn't try though. The more puns the better!
Also, oh my god the hatred for this story....I'm loving it.
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Would you believe I originally had him playing the sax? I thought that was too nice a gig for him.
sequel?
Looking at the like to dislike ratio, I can tell this is gonna be a good story
Why boner, why?
All the dislikes cum from the people who came from when you least expect it, but don't worry, they're being dicks also should I assume that Anon's outfit is the sweet transvestite suit
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Oh psh, like I'm one to take offense.
But yes, I do suspect a lot of people think more highly of me after The Run and When You Least Expect it. They might have...urgh, higher standards for me.
Good thing my standards for myself are so low!
6992977 maybe if they ACTUALLY READ some of your other stories this would have better rating
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You kidding? This is my worst rated story of all time right now! I'm SO happy!!!
This is pretty good
6992471 Knowing you, he could've been a backstage fluffer or something.
6993090 I think I found out why, you said there would be vomit and all that happens is bile in his throat before the whole load is forcefully shoved down his throat , also he didn't screw Spike over and maybe, just maybe, you didn't write through the entire 2 hour show
Put a dark tag on it. It needs a dark tag. Use the god damn dark tag.
Nnope!
You know what you should write. A story that Anon actually gets to fuck Rarity, but she's into shit so kinky Anon can't take it
What. The. Actual. Fuck.
*sighs* *unzips pants*
Damn, if this happened to me every time I helped someone out, I'd help people out more often
Not gunna lie... I actually kinda liked this story. For da clop.
ok
The story is now balanced at 69 likes and 69 dislikes because I really liked this. Did I do a good? Does this please the Master?
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The non-con tag did not exist 2 years ago when I posted that comment.
But thanks for the utterly pointless reply.