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anonpencil
Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!
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Also, you fuckers better have some good puns for this, I swear to god, I left myself wide open for em.
oh god oh god I can't believe I said that.
7254687
Hey man, I think you need to calm down. You're really OVARYacting about this.
I'm sorry not sorry.
Jesus. Anon was a bit of a cunt of this.
7254870
You are a magnificent creature.
i want to vomit
10/10
TEEN OTTA TEEN
Priest's clit/10
Why did you call it clits on this fic? Clammed up?
This seriously needs to be hung in a museum; fucking work of art, I tell you. Right next to the Mona Lisa in the Louvre.
GrannySmithHomemadeThousandIslandSauce/10, would wax the porpoise again.
If Anon was going to be such a pussy about the situation, then he should've just cheesed it when Grannie Smith came into the room instead of taking the plunge.
Hell after an experience like that I'd probably go gay too LOL
Also I'm the CLIT Commander
God damn it Anonpencil, I swear to god if you keep this up your stories might make me lay off reading for weeks. Its bad enough you managed to make me visualize everything that just happened but come on! There is no amount of brain-bleach in the world that can purge my brain of these images!
He could become a vet but that risks examining Rarity's pussy
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Y'know once I started, I just couldn't stop. I kept telling myself that this was wrong and I should be horrified, but I just couldn't help myself. Then it was over and instead of the shame and regret I expected, I found myself wanting more.
What's become of me?
Is torture, not it torture.
I have read, seen, and experienced some s$%t in my day, but this takes it to a a whole nuva level.
This reminds me of earlier today when I opened a peach, in that way like how people split apples, only much easier because peach flesh is soft and there was no pit.
Yep.
The pit was gone.
The pit, and just the pit, was replaced with a dark greenish mold.
Or when I opened an improperly sealed can of beef and potato stew and it not only smelled like vomit, but had the consistency of vomit too.
Or when I absentmindedly threw some old bread in my mouth and wondered why it tasted so grainy.
That's how this story makes me feel.
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Anyways, puns? I love puns? Puns are great! Puns keep the nightmares away!
This story is really cheesy.
The beginning made my hands feel clammy.
Berry's neverousness was unexpected, like a Punch to the face.
Having a job that gives you a woody for hours every day? Mr. Boner's Wild Ride never ends.
With that much debris in her clam you'd think she'd have a pearl by now.
Sounds like he's already fired up.
It seems more like you're the one that wants to go down on Berry Punch.
Granny Smith certainly breaks the mould by having mold.
The way Granny Smith acted reminded me of unbirthing.
Fuck, that was one of my favorite fetishes too. Not anymore though.
Seriously though, this story is like something you'd find on /b/.
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I'd probably suck start a shotgun.
My uncle is a gynecologist/obstetrician, and this is just half of the horror stories I've heard from him.
I think this may be the finest piece of cliterature that i've ever read.
7255687
I saw this, and I made a conscious decision to leave it.
Because I like "It torture."
It is a terrible typo and I am proud.
Is it strange that I'd still try and get in that nurse even after a traumatic event such as that?
Nurse Redheart is my top cloppable pony of all time.
7254687 Ok so i'm reading the comments I'm scraed to read this but fuck it. YOLO!
Talk about game ovaries.
Butt seriously, I had a very similar idea involving Luna and tentacles.
OH GOD WHY. THE IMAGERY I WAS WRONG IT WAS WAY MORE SCARING THEN I THOUGHT. ANONPENCIL HOW DO YOU THINK OF THIS SHIT!!! I NEED TO GO DUNK MY HEAD IN BLEACH.
ALSO I'M GONNA GO VOMIT.
Story Rating: 10/10
7254687
I almost bailed during Granny's part, but then I grit my teeth, clutched my seat and decided to stop being such a pussy.
-- sees granny smith on one of the tags --
-- looks at the title --
ooh.. shit...
*Edit:
Finished reading. Was aroused, was repulsed, and was entertained. Yep, got what i came for from another anonpencil story. Thumbs up dude
7254870
I God I cant stop laughing at this after I read the story!
But I totally saw him becoming gay right from the start though.
7255181
7259017 Hahaha fuck yeah
I have never cringed while laughing so hard in my entire life. Bless your soul, and never do this again.
If you'll excuse me I'm going to cry now.
7259309
>never do this again
You don't know me very well do you.
Required listening for this discharge of a story.
Also goes well with any of your other stories anonpencil.
gotta have cheese while reading this!
i insist!!!
woot!
7256262
I just realized I can reply to myself.
7254687
Hey Pencil! I can finally talk to myself! Hehehehehe.
It's a good fic and I think you for laying it on the table for us.
Though I feel that it's a bit cheesy.
But I love how you went into it with wreckless abandon.
I feel as if we were all sucked into the story.
If you can, look up "Vagina Dentata" and be horrified beyond the stretches of the mind.
Tbh I'd totally still hit it.
If there isn't going to be a follow-up to this with a sloppy, spitroast, oozy, discharge-coated threesome with Granny and Big Mac I will be beyond disappointed.
7260904
I'm done.
Actually no fuck that, I want this.
BECAUSE REASONS.....
7256445
What happened to YOLO?
Did it die like your mother did, from giant throbbing horse cock?
Wow, I just gave myself a erection.
7262097 Much like my mother it died 30 minutes later. :Rainbowlaugh:
7262110
You are absolutely correct as I AM pretty old but the point was that it moved! Its Alive!!!!!....go away now I am going to pet my penis and wake him up.
7262130 Remember to be nice to it. A happy penis is an obidiennt penis
7262139
A Happy penis gets to read Anonpencil stories while working.
7262191 haha or any clopfic
I literally only made an account to say I love your stories(his stories if he doesn't read this)and to keep up the good disgustingly funny work
7262139
7262191
You guys just made my day!
This is why I love the comment section.
7263531 Well ya know what they say the best comedians are always the ones who the most depressed.
What the hell did I just read?
Can I join the character please?
Because of you I have never wanted to be more gay, god.
This story is just....
JK good work on grossing me out and when ever I see granny In the TV show now I'll be thinking of grilled cheese, I don't think I'll ever be able to eat one again.
I actually had to suppress vomit. Not the best read when you're sick. Good God if the choice was be a gynecologist or only conduct prostate exams after that, I'd choose the stallion asses.