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anonpencil
Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!
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What a great way for Rarity to set trends and refuse to be on the tail-end of fashion! She's going to show the whole industry that she isn't a hack! I'm sure if others Saw how awesome she is, they'd go out on a limb to fund her.
Amputate
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I think you covered all the bases there!
I can't even tell you to cut it out.
I believe this counts as an example of the "why boner". Rarity's curvy ass? Hell yes! Rarity cutting off her tail bone with a hacksaw? Hell no!
Seriously rarity?
I mean, it's not like she can't get it replaced if she wants, ponies can make functional prosthetic wings, but not even getting some anesthetic?
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anonpencil stop giving me why boners. I can't handle it anymore.
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...I've missed you bby...
I have to say, this story is a cut above the rest.
It's nowhere near the end of your collections, nor does it tail behind in any way.
7117099 God damn it Shocks not you to!
These puns are becoming un-bear-able but I do have to agree with you, this story is no where near the chopping block of bad stories.
It looks like a little cut was all it takes to create a new genre of tails!
7117048 No you didn't, you missed my utter disgust with your horribly funny stories. Now show me the teats and ass!
It's really hard to tell who got the raw end of the deal on this story.
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It was probably spike.
That would be a nice hat though....
I'll go out on a LIMB and say this story is going to get featured.
Hahahahaha. I want to end my life.
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I REEEALLLY don't think it will, haha, but thanks
I'm between laughing and being horrified. That's a first time for a fic. *golf clap* Then again, Rarity has always been on the crazier side.
Man, you really are a hack for writing this.
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Y-you mean I didn't make the cut in the end?
7117644 It never does Shocks, it never does...*prepares self mentally for next anonpencil story*
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Fuck you too, then.
7117774 I'm STUMPED by your performance.
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Dawwwww, thank you again.
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Well then.
My murderboner has docked up and landed.
It seems Rarity has a problem in keeping up her tail-ented appearance.
I do hope she just played a prank because otherwise she's a real Hack! *ba dum tsst* :) good story pencil.
This story made me get a really unconformable boner, fuck you Pencil
i see what you did there anon
Interesting... How good is a shortened tail for grabbing?
And if it is good, there can be a fake horn for non-unicorns. For firm holding too.
Yeah, there can be trend too!
A bit cut short if you ask me.
Used to be when a horse got a subdural infestation of fly larvae (if that's even a thing), the farmer would rub it's body with turpentine, chasing the maggot into the tail. Then he'd cut it off.
My grandfather told me that a long time ago. I kinda wish he hadn't.
"this made me want to write something"
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This is what I get for being late to the party.
Lesson learned. Reading early=no suffering
7119035 God help us all...
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It's far too late for that!
We're, how you say, on the tail-end of our reign.
Children of the future will tail our tails for years to come.
I think I'm broken, no nevermind, I'm just a HACK! Bahahaha
7278299 Noooooo!
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Oh come now, there's no need to be short with me now is there? Hehehehe.....
7296912 Where u at lord!!!!
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Ha. Your god has abandoned you! I guess you didn't, how you say, make the cut?
7307916 SSW Status: DECEASED, cause of death... Pun cancer.
This story entertained me.
You can has review!