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anonpencil


Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

Comments ( 63 )

Dude...I read this and all I can say is what the fucking fuck...

6138628
it's reached the point that I genuinely look forward to seeing your comments on each of my stories. You seem like a very sane person.
Never ever change. :heart:

6138636 I am sane, and for some reason I can't stop reading your stories, no matter how horrible, mind destroying and haunting they are. It's like watching a very horrible train derailing, I can't look away no matter how I hard I try and it only gets worse when a second train comes barreling on by and crashes also.

6138642
See, reasons I like you.
10/10 would get shitfaced drunk with.

What.... what the actual fuck did I just read...?
My stomach hurts from laughing, my head hurts from confusion, and I don't know what's next...

That story got me harder than rigamortis.

6138650 Ya, and then I would have to drive your ass home while dealing with a shitfaced drunk.

Or I could just swerve into that semi and end it all...

6138666 Welcome to my world!

6138747 Oh god why XD That was a horrible pun.

Wow, what a cocktease. I was promised necrophilia, but instead i got a bukake fatality.

So yeah....Nice

6139121
Hey, there was touching of dead pony bits. And descriptions. And music.
I have the damn song stuck in my head right now actually....
Could be because I'm drunk though.

6139228
DEAD CORPSES ARE FUN TO SCREW~ DEAD CORPSES DANCING ON PENSISES~

Idk.
this was hilarious.

I want everything in this fic to happen to me.

Ok, look. Just stop reading right now. Seriously. This doesn't end well for you. This has necrophilia in it right off the bat.

Finally something i can fap to. Thank a plenty, pencil.
After all, what is better after a long day at work beside pop open a cold one?

Oh damn where do i even begin :rainbowlaugh:

Just take all my likes.. all of it!!!

Friendship, friendship, friendship!!! Ohhh damn what a way to go :rainbowlaugh:

I Love how this guy screams.

Oh, and I guess this is relevant. :rainbowlaugh:

Well it was a nice and refreshing of a story!

I don't like clop stories but this. THIS IS PURE ART

What a lovely tale.

6140585 THE RIDE NEVER ENDS.

celestia you hypocritical bitch!

Necrophilia? ... eh, what the hell, I'm gonna read this anyway!

by anonpencil

NOPE.

6191967 Dawww well ain't you sweet.

6204893 i'll be your little cutie pie anytime bby

I don't know what I just read, but I like it.

I was warned...but did not listen. So much regret and not enough brain bleach.

... There goes my brain...

FINALLY! someone with my sense of humor.

I eat loads of spaghetti.

I shalll treat this description as a "land mine here" sign and cautiously step away. :twilightoops:

How many sanity points do I lose just from that? :pinkiecrazy:

SORRY. I WAS LATE BUT I CAME HERE.

6429702

I FUCKING WANTED TO MAKE THAT JOKE!

6138628 I understand your pain my friend the first few sentences in and my reasonable part of my brain was like NOPE NOPE NOPE FUCK DIS SHIT IM OUT but the other part of my brain was like.............................. go on

WHAT A MAGNIFICENT TALE. "PRINCESS BLOWJOB" IS HAD ME THE LAUGHING ALL THE WAY, EATIN THE LAUGHIN MUSHROOM!

WHAT...... WHAT THE FUCK!?!

WHY IS THIS HAPPENING!?!:rainbowhuh:

:rainbowderp:holy mother of god. that was... why would you... :facehoof:

I just read a garbagefic about necro and exploding ballsack and the only thing I can think about is "What's the backstory of that dead mare? Who was she? How did she die?"

...There's no medicine for what I've got is there?

That was dead sexy

Well Kekked my friend, well kekked

I found it

ONLY YOU PENCIL!! Only you could make me smile while reading about dead ponies, and exploding balls...

Lmao, awesome ending!, :twilightsmile:

Well I got to say I can't unread this...

I love this! Perfect story!

I fell..... broken inside.

Told ya no story can change me.

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