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Bendy
I like big ponies and I cannot lie.
Bendy
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You may have unintentionally set off multiple people's security issues bendy.
This would make sense if the ponies were the size of IRL horses. Doesn't make it hurt any less when the Element of Honesty tells you what is.
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or dreams, one or the other.
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I people it doesn't upset anyone too much.
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Applejack told him nicely. Don't you agee?
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The magic of HIE often fixes those little issues. Magic making it bigger and whatnot.
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this be true, and she did compliment his hands, so there is that
I dub this fic... "Anon gets wrekt".
I don't really go for clop, but this was funny in a lewd way.
Also
Is always great to imagine
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Probably yes. But these ponies could have insane sex drives and need a Big D to fuck them.
But yeah, I mostly written this story kinda as a comedy response fic to some story I read. Even though said story itself was a comedy.
Bendy.......you forgot the TRAGEDY TAG! #triggered
6965981 unless the mare is bigger then a normal horse. Said so in the beginning. But your right. Human cock is very close in size to pony on average.
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I'm not sure this would go under that tag.
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Like how I describe her?
Any thing else you liked?
That...will scar men for life. Men have gone into solitude, therapy, or the grave after hearing something like that. I'm out.
6966017 I totally agree.
6966033 Like I said, I don't really clop, and human pony stuff isn't really my thing either.
But it was funny to the point that I laughed out loud. Applejack played a leading role, and I do enjoy 2nd person.
Thumbs up!
6966033 People agree with me you WARPED BASTARD! synonym of bend and bending
Inb4 the insecurity issue brigade
Every now and then I get a reminder at why I don't generally like 2nd POV stories. The character is so easily emotionally distraught and reacts in such a childlike way, it's hard for me to grasp the concept of myself doing so.
6966171 tfw> average stated dick size is two inches longer than the actual average tested size.
To be fair, horses are usually quite larger than humans in many aspects, including dick size.
One word foreplay!!!!(is that two words?)
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Given what many have said in the comments, that pony and human penises are vaguely similar lengths, I have to assume that Anon's is significantly smaller than average.
6966446 or that they are BIG ponies.
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They are already here it seems.
Did you like this story?
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True, but at least Applejack wasn't too harsh to the little guy. Don't you agree?
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Glad you caught the reference.
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We need a HIE romance story where exactly that happens with Celestia and a human.
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Yep, that's the one.
Did you enjoy this story?
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She was a bit harsh, though it's not all that bad since this story is already outlandish as hell anyway.
Brutal truth from the element of honesty ... You are terrible ....
Side note :
Minotaurs also have hands (and larger wangs ) so you're pretty much worthless
* Shots fired
This is awesome, poor Anon got rosted by AJ. Applejack is my favorite and the way she handles this is too funny. I loved it, this story made my day. "At least I tried my best Applejack, STOP JUDGING MY MICROPENIS" XD
Noooooo! I won't accept this truth!
The downvotes on this are hilarious, what's wrong my friends, story hit close to home? This was a funny little story, I wouldn't mind seeing it expanded on. I was like.... well you got arms don'tcha? Need some elbow grease...
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Could you give me the title of the story?
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Minotaurs hands got nothing on human hands. Too rough.
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Applejack sucked his dick again. So that's something, isn't it? To help cheer him up?
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I might, no promises though.
I like the satirical jabs this story makes to the HIE format. The comments on species genital comparisons are pretty amusing.
god dammit bendy i love ya
Rekt
Anon's song
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</fandom> Nothing left to say, here. Goodnight, folks!
So thanks for that.
6966436 You know this how?
6966899 Love your avatar!
6970608 Can you say joke? Plus I worked on a horse farm too. Kentucky.
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Thanks. It's indicitive of a skin condition I have. (Vitiligo)
6971148 Oh. Sorry I just thought it was hot.
hilarious yet tender. upvoted
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Nothing to be sorry about. Glad you like it!
Though I've never heard of it described as 'hot' before. :P
Snerrkt
6971645 And here I thought she was gonna say he'd knocked all the mares up.
Thus ended the story of One Pump Man.
6971534 Really ? I thought that was the look you had in mind. But then again I am a perv LOL
Strange Phantasm let out a sigh. There came a time in every man's life when there was simply no other option left. He knew what must be done. Slowly he turned over his hand and stared down at his palm. All was quiet, the whole world hushed in anticipation of this moment. Then, out of nowhere, Ghost Love Score erupts through the air at eardrum shattering decibels as the man slams his face into his hand, smashing through the desk, through the floor, tunneling through the very earth til he erupted magnificently through the other side and somehow landing atop Mt. Fuji.
My god. Seriously. HOW did I not realize this was a Bendy fic? I mean, I know I just read the sidebar description and clicked without viewing any details, but SERIOUSLY. As soon as anon started thinking about ass I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN! I SHOULD HAVE FREAKING KNOWN!
Just... for fuck's sake. Just take it. *holds out his Fimfiction Reader Card*
Hahahaha, you never fail to disappoint y friend D hehehe, you can always tell its a Bendy fic when the human starts out wearing fancy clothes, and talks about pony booty in great detail.
Bravo!
lol
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Well, Applejack still gladly sucked his dick and love his hands.
Even with the truth told the truth to human. Do you agree she wasn't too mean? With her sucking his dick and saying she loves him regardless?
Here we would have thought every mare in town would have asked Twilight to use some spell to make him fit the equine 'sheath', or enchanted a ring of some form to make him wear. or a new law in which to always wear it with Rarity likely squealing with joy for new pants to make for him.