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MrSp33dy123


Sometimes it's the people no one imagines anything of, that do the things no one can imagine.

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It was good but not great.

6766497 Heh.

I guess this was more of an inside joke between my friends. Anyway, thanks for giving it a look! :twilightsmile:

6766912 Oh, sorry, what I was meaning is that this was an inside joke between a few of my friends in a Skype group we have. :twilightsheepish:

I'm upvoting solely for that finely crafted work of MS paint art.

6774365 :rainbowlaugh: Hahahahaha! I'm glad somebody saw the artistic expression coveyed in that 'fine' work of art :yay:

wow, that final line, this is the best way a meme can be used, out of bloody nowhere.
and yes to a sequel.

As someone who is currently working on a story featuring Lightning Dust, I find this highly offensive... Have a like.

6775037 Heh, when I came up with that line out of nowhere, having not planned it at all, I must say that I was rather pleased with myself. I'm glad someone else thought the same :yay:

As for the sequel; I'll be sure to put it in the pipeline. Thanks for giving this a read :twilightsmile:

6775162 :rainbowderp::rainbowderp::rainbowderp:

It brings me both great horror, and great joy to see that FiMFictions best clop writer has dropped by to not only read my story, but give it a like.

Well then.

As for Lightning Dust being in this story, well, I think we can both agree that the only two things that really supported her character were the name, and that one line in the story about being kicked out of the academy. So I guess that technically anypony could have gone there. Anyway...

Writing this story was rather difficult. It was hard to introduce any passion or intensity into the story when one party is completely unanimated. I do want to try writing a story with both parties being involved.

Perhaps I'll do that in the sequel, hehehehe.

Anyway, thanks for giving my story a read :twilightsmile:

6775477

FiMFictions best clop writer

When did this happen!? :twilightoops:

But yeah, it was a highly entraining read. :rainbowlaugh: keep it up lol.

Why would I go easy on you when Soviet Brad didn't go easy on Lightning Dust? :trollestia:

Have a like.

Poor Kv-2. Joseph Stalin does not approve

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (REBOOTING)I I I BUCKING LOVED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

.....I'm not sure what I was expecting, considering it says what it is right on the tin. Weird, but interesting....although Lightning Dust x Tank still doesn't beat Rainbow Dash x Kitchen Sink.

It's good to see that Lightning Dust's taste in tanks is as bad as her leadership abilities.

Only natural she would enjoy the KV-2's 152mm payload. :rainbowdetermined2:

Nothing less than the 'King of Derp' tank would satisfy her.

who made the art?

For some reason I was expecting the canon to go off, killing Lightning.
It reminded me off the story were Shining Armor fucks his car and sufficates shortly after.

6776249 I'm gonna be honest.

That's exactly what I was going to do in this story. But, I decided to cut it out because I didn't want to turn a bunch of people away from the story, and I'd have have to add the gore tag.

But... for the sequel... who knows? :rainbowlaugh:

6776075 Ah, the cover art is NSFW and as such I can't technically link to it. However, if you search 'rule 34 1171108' you should find the image.

6775912 Oh man, I'd completely forgotten about that story. Yeah, that was an absolutely superb comedy, this story was nowhere near as good.

Hehehe, thanks for giving it a read either way :yay:

STRONK ON BATTLEFIELD, STRONK IN BEDROOM

my thoughts 3:20 to 3:53

and yes you should do a sequel

5/7 a mastapiece

6777544 I would rate this a top/kek. Just my personal opinion... :trollestia:

Why the KV-2?
Surely there are better looking tanks out there. But anyway, weird story, as such it was good.

6777775 Thanks, I'm glad you got some enjoyment out of reading it :twilightsmile:

Why the KV-2? Well, first off, it's Russian. The plot demands that. Secondly, it has a massive bloody barrel, 152mm on the inside, and around about 240mm on the outside; perfect for a story such as this.

Finally, there is a sense of hilarity when you know that the KV-2 was quite possibly one of the worst tanks of the war. They couldn't fire the gun when the turret was pointing sideways, because the tracks would be ripped off, and they couldn't rotate the turret sideways when the tank was on anything other than flat ground.

The tank is a ridiculous, gold-awful Russian one, to answer your question. :rainbowlaugh:

Must resist urge to quickscope story... :)((((

JackRipper
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“Do you feel me inside of you, Brad? Do you feel me, inside of you?” She thought the name ‘Brad’ fit him perfectly. Only a ‘Brad’ could have stronk armour plates, a massive 152mm howitzer and a sexily large turret, as this tank did. Besides, Lightning knew he loved being called that.

I cringed when I thought of Girls und Panzer... and Yukari.

I need a pool of bleach to shove into my eyeballs after that idea.

Worst of all.... SOMEONE DID THAT!?!?

Do you play War Thunder perchance?

6777945 An understandable reaction, wise traveler.

Just a little Easter egg; there is a hyperlink hidden in a section of that part of the story :trollestia:


6780224 Yes! Girls und Panzer!

Ahhh, good times. :rainbowlaugh:

6780245 I do play War Thunder, actually. Tier 5 jets, tier 3 tanks.

JackRipper
Moderator

6781162
Already saw it. :twilightsmile:

6781162
Hehe, I play as well...
And it made this fic all the better
6780245

6786871 Heh, yeah. The person I wrote this story for did too :rainbowlaugh:

This Hoe has to be on some lsd, whatever it is... I want that high:pinkiecrazy:
How is she alive BTW lol

6793517 She uh... lots and lots of lube. Yeah.

6790633
What lvl tanks/planes do you guys have?

6797631 lube ain't gonna help that! Maybe she's on Lightning Dust eh:raritywink:

6799088 I have T5 American planes, and T3 German and British planes. For tanks, I have T3 America.

My friend pretty much only plays tanks, he had T5 in America and T3 or T4 in Britian.

6801023 Yeah man, maybe. That's some seriously hardcore stuff! :rainbowlaugh:

The story was rather funny then weird to me.

6815229 Good! It was supposed to be funny!

That, it why it was so weird.

You definitely should try to write something like that, but more serious (I mean not for laugh, but for feelings) and without inanimate objects. It was pretty good for the first try.
Btw, always thought, that KV-2 were built mostly for murder Axis, not capitalists :unsuresweetie:
Anyway, like from me.

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