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And magically obtaining the sizes of various stallion's cocks isn't creepy at all. Neither is choking yourself to get your rocks off.

Character death warning would be justified for this story. Just saying. :twilightoops:

I feel like we didn't learn quite as much as we could've about the sweet deals we can get on a brand-new Segway IF WE ACT NOW

4758197 Request denied based on the fact that this is a Mature rated story and that the only death took place outside of the scene for a quick joke. Oh, also it's not like I killed anyone important. It was just Caramel, I kill him in every story.

4759440 Get your groupon for a great Segway get-away today while supplies last!

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This was beautiful.

4813668 Like a thousand beautiful swans upon a thousand graceful segways.

Also, Twilight was sure Cheerilee wouldn't mind that the librarian kept a replica of her coltfriend's love-muscle in her home. As long as Cheerilee didn't know about the dildo she couldn't get upset about it. Right? Right.

Irrefutable logic. Well-played, Twilight.

Twilight would need to be as sneaky as possible to avoid any Apples that happened to be up late tonight. She needed some sort of transportation, some sort of way to get from one place to another with minimum hassle, avoiding the prying eyes of Ponyville.

Cripes, talk about high-strung. In ten minutes she went from feverishly organizing her dreams to masturbating to deciding on a late-night sexual conquest of a stallion who she at least believes is attached.
That mare needs to get lai-oh. right.

Maybe sneaking into your true love's home to seduce him away from his current marefriend wasn't the best thing to do when you couldn't sleep?

That sounds like a scientific hypothesis. And that requires an EXPERIMENT.
It's for science now, bitches.

Twilight would’ve responded quicker had she not been entranced by Big Macintosh’s third leg.

Wouldn't that be a fifth leg, for a quadruped?

A Princess of Equestria does not get thrown off course by a mere choking fetish! That’s what Celestia would say!

:trollestia: "Actually, Twilight, that is EXACTLY where I draw the line and abandon ship. Just saying."

Big Macintosh turned in his bed to face Twilight. “So are we bucking or what?”

A true gentlecolt to the end. Twilight came all that way, after all. It would be rude to leave her unsatisfied.

Like, if that price piece of ladies’ delight was a scientist getting ready to do some sort of seriously important experiment, he'd be in the zone. By that I mean lab coat, goggles, and gloves all on. Maybe some Beats by Dre too, like in that commercial with LeBron where he's getting ready for the NBA finals or whatever. For science!

Technically speaking, that analogy qualifies as "bitchin'".

It was awfully nice of both the Princesses to show up and help bail out Twilight. Still wasn't enough to get her some, but hey, they're only demi-goddesses, after all.

5365000 First off thanks for the amazing comment man! Really helped make an awesome day for me.

As far as I'm concerned Big Macintosh's Woody Womb Pecker is his third leg because its in between his first two legs and two back legs. I definitely didn't just come up with that explanation on the spot.

And not only did we get both princesses, Luna finally got her own song!

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