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And magically obtaining the sizes of various stallion's cocks isn't creepy at all. Neither is choking yourself to get your rocks off.
Character death warning would be justified for this story. Just saying.
I feel like we didn't learn quite as much as we could've about the sweet deals we can get on a brand-new Segway IF WE ACT NOW
4758197 Request denied based on the fact that this is a Mature rated story and that the only death took place outside of the scene for a quick joke. Oh, also it's not like I killed anyone important. It was just Caramel, I kill him in every story.
4759440 Get your groupon for a great Segway get-away today while supplies last!
This was beautiful.
4813668 Like a thousand beautiful swans upon a thousand graceful segways.
Irrefutable logic. Well-played, Twilight.
Cripes, talk about high-strung. In ten minutes she went from feverishly organizing her dreams to masturbating to deciding on a late-night sexual conquest of a stallion who she at least believes is attached.
That mare needs to get lai-oh. right.
That sounds like a scientific hypothesis. And that requires an EXPERIMENT.
It's for science now, bitches.
Wouldn't that be a fifth leg, for a quadruped?
"Actually, Twilight, that is EXACTLY where I draw the line and abandon ship. Just saying."
A true gentlecolt to the end. Twilight came all that way, after all. It would be rude to leave her unsatisfied.
Technically speaking, that analogy qualifies as "bitchin'".
It was awfully nice of both the Princesses to show up and help bail out Twilight. Still wasn't enough to get her some, but hey, they're only demi-goddesses, after all.
5365000 First off thanks for the amazing comment man! Really helped make an awesome day for me.
As far as I'm concerned Big Macintosh's Woody Womb Pecker is his third leg because its in between his first two legs and two back legs. I definitely didn't just come up with that explanation on the spot.
And not only did we get both princesses, Luna finally got her own song!