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RarityEQM


Just a pony being fabulous. Writer of vignettes, clop, experiments, a great deal of trash and the occasional gem

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"Lesbian unicorn grape"

My alcohol influenced mind cannot stop laughing at this xD

Usually you don't burn bedsheets unless 'Essence of Twixie #69' happens.

......... :twilightoops: :trixieshiftright: ........

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:fluttershysad: May I pwease haz some moar?

:raritywink: Quite a good start to the story, thank you, darling. :duck: Now would you please be so kind as to post some moar?

:pinkiehappy: MOAR! :pinkiehappy: MOAR! :pinkiehappy: MOAR! :pinkiehappy: MOAR!

:applejackunsure: Uhhhhhhhh..... Ah, guess, Ah wouldn't mind another chapter.

:trollestia: I APPROVE THIS, ONE HUNDRED PERCENT!

"W-Wait, we can't...I, I mean n-not in the library." Twilight stammered shyly glancing at the books,

The books will see!!! :pinkiegasp:

They had made so many plans and arranged for so much it wasn't difficult to imagine Twilight's crushing disappointment, when that four inches of snow had turned to four-ty overnight.

:trixieshiftleft: Trixie blames Rainbow Dash for this one.
:rainbowhuh: Oh, come on! I wreck one weather factory and suddenly I'm the bad pony?
:trixieshiftright: No, Trixie just blames you out of convenience. Then Pinkie Pie, then Discord, then Twilight. After that, it gets complicated. Trixie calls it "blamestorming".

A sentimental little jingle bout horseshoes. Trixie hated that song.

The one where the kid's mom dies for no reason, and the singer decides the whole thing was actually all about him and his waning faith in God? Yeah, I'm with Trixie on that one. What a pontificating dreck.

"Do you see this? This is something we can't do anything about, okay? No magic, no digging, no panicking. You heard the radio. All we need to do is sit tight." Trixie cooed quietly, reading the worry on her marefriend's face. Twilight's ears spilled back against her head and she gave a miserable whimper.

This feels entirely in character to me. Twilight does get her tail in a twist over new problems so very easily, whereas Trixie's very likely faced bad weather on the road in the past and knows how to deal with it.

And the best way to deal with it is sexytimes. Actually, the best way to deal with a hysterical pony is sexytimes as well. So it's killing two parasprites with one stone, really.

I am looking forward to this. Happy, affectionate sex is my fetish.

6746972 It's so affectionate it's sickening.

Oh, naughty Trixie....and in front of the books, too!! Have you no shame?!

But it is for a good reason. One mustn't let their marefriend freeze. Desperate times call for desperate measures...or sex. or maybe both.

Yeah, both are good!

Aw yeah, I needed some good Twixie lately

Chapter two: lovey dovey smoochy woochy daws Also: Cunnilingus

This is the greatest chapter description ever!

6748157 I was really really hoping someone would pick up on that <3

Oh, my!! Trixie is quite masterful, yes?! Only Twilight knows for sure!

Nicely done, my dear. Makes me long to be snowed in with a special somepony:raritywink:

Good girls are bad girls who haven't been caught. :trixieshiftright::twilightblush:

And now I'm wondering if onions can't be used for baking after all. The juices do caramelize and turn sweet when you cook them, after all, so... hmm.

The library no-the town, was completely buried underneath forty inches of snow.

Wait, the "forty inches" thing wasn't a typo? But forty inches is only a little over three feet (or 1.016 meters). Exactly how tiny is Ponyville in your universe?

6842227 Should'a been like 40 feet more like. Though, 3 feet of snow is a lot. :)

Spike is trapped with Rarity? How interesting...

Good lord this is too cute. :D

Perfect ending there. :D

Glad you remembered it. :D

'Tis bittersweet, to remove a story from my trickle-down folder. On one hand, the story is, most unfortunately, over. Yet, because all stories on the list are also favorites, there is the joy of knowing that a good tale has the conclusion that it deserves.

Let us then, as is customary, thank the author, for a well-spun yarn! Bravo, Rarity, we'll be looking forward to hearing from you again!

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