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wille179


I write stories so that I won't be kept awake at night with a brain full of ponies.

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Thanks to his sister, Shining Armor was running late. His drill sergeant asks him to explain why.

This is Shining Armor's 100% truthful recounting of events.

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The elements of harmony don't actually bond with the Eldrich six, but undo their disguises when the attempt is made, and literally scare Nightmare moon out of Luna via their presence.
Celestia wears blinkers when she arrives to pick up luna, so as to avoid gazing upon the others forms.

Cute, adorable, and quite amusing. Bravo!

Bravo, story was actually fun to read! Here, have a like.

Though I have a feeling a sequel might appear...:trollestia:

No, I don't plan on making any sort of sequel, especially not one featuring Pnk'P!h, Aplj'k'k'k, Dsh'Rayhn'Bu, R'rt'x, or Fltczhu'r'ch'hy.

Of course you do. You have to. We all knew it as soon as we saw the 'voweless' Elements of Harmony mentioned in the story. As soon as that appeared we knew you would(have to) do more about the Eldritch Six.:moustache: After all there is no way they would let you scorn them like that and live.

What? No story directly about Twah?

Heh gotta love the Cthtuluists (yes i got it wrong i know)

At first I was like :rainbowhuh:, then I was like :twilightoops:, then i was like :facehoof:. Good show sir, have a :moustache:.

Goddamn I love this eldritch Lovecraftian bullshit. Got a tattoo of it and everything

There is no reason this can't be canon.

A bit too random for my tastes, but I can see how it might appeal to others.

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It was meant to be random, far more than most everything I write. I actually had the idea while I was in the shower, where I get all my oddest ideas.

6691267 Just because it was intended to be random doesn't mean that I should like it because of that. I in fact found it quite jarring, since from the description I had guessed that it would be a cute bit of Twilgiht nonsense.

I can die happily now.

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Oh, no, the description was intentionally deceptive. For that, I had another bit of inspiration: Steven Universe.

In the episode "When it Rains," the description was that Steven helps a friend who is scared of thunder. Instead, we got an episode where yes, he does help his new friend, Peridot, but in thanks she gives him information on the cluster, a giant mutant incubating at the center of the Earth that will likely destroy the planet when it hatches. They also end up fighting off other mutants.

The description was correct, technically speaking, but grossly misdirected the audience without giving away the plot. I did the same thing here.

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The bit about Shining's 'mom' concerns me. What kind of horrible life must she have?

this is how i feel when i walkin on my roomate naked

Reading this while half asleep at 1am because reasons :trollestia:

I have a feeling Luna is going to help me tonight when I go to sleep :pinkiecrazy:

Good randomness, to many visuals :rainbowlaugh:

Well this went in a completely unexpected direction...

Well... I can honestly say I did not expect the Sparkles to be Chaos worshippers....:rainbowderp: I wonder what Shining and Cadance's baby would look like. :twilightoops:

I really like this idea of the Eldrich abominations being all nice and innocent like that.

Do you have any more ideas to write in this universe?

That was amazing. Bravo.

Well. That was a very well written ....whatever that was.

Carry on.

Pnk'P!h, Aplj'k'k'k, Dsh'Rayhn'Bu, R'rt'x, or Fltczhu'r'ch'hy

Cover your mouth! Jeez, now we're all going to catch it.

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This was... not what I'd expected. But nonetheless an enjoyable read...

If you don't write the sequel then I will write a story BASED on this universe about the plights of being a poor Eldritch Horror from beyond the Cosmos in a world filled with lesser and weaker life forms! AND YOU WILL LOVE IT!

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If you can write it well, I'll officially endorse it as a sequel.

6745536 I don't know if it should be comedy or just slice of life?

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They aren't mutually exclusive, you know.

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So why not both?

6745883 I don't want to seem TOO unoriginal and just go 'eh this guy did it. Might as well do it myself,' you know?

Okay, this story was completely random, even though it still had just a smidgen of an actual plot. But I completely got lost with Shining being an eldritch monster and all. Why and how and what? It was still kinda funny to read the pony's reactions though.

What the actual, literal, physical fuck was that?

This was hilarious! :pinkiehappy:

I suppose we have Cadance to thank for Twah'lee and Sh'n'N Am-re deciding not to eat the world. Or maybe that's why Celestia took Twah on as an apprentice. That's nice.
I would point out, though, that Celestia does have some recourse to getting rid of them. Anything that can be summoned into the world can be banished from it. They didn't travel here of their own accord; they can be sent back similarly. That's basic rules of summoning things.

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Those cute little mortals are sweet and all, but they're so... squishy! Do you have any idea how hard it is to not accidentally destroy their sanity, or animate the corpses of their ancestors, or turn the air they breathe into blood? And they never even thank us for it. It's tough to live amongst 3-dimensional beings, I tell you.

6837571 Honestly it's weird holding a mortal form in general. I mean... you ever felt pain? It's weird. Plus I unfortunately was from a 5th Dimensional plane so.... yeah it's weird for a 3d world.

6837580 This "love" thing is pretty sweet, though.

Aplj'k'k'k

"Applejack! Take those clothes off, we've stopped persecuting the zebras for years!":twilightangry2:
"This, this is eeeem.... mah Nightmare Night costume, spooky ghost costume, eyup!"

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And this just makes me wish to see an entire world build around this seemingly simple subject.

Why.. why could I see an AU with this being True and Celestia and Luna been elder gods in disguise... oh god it explains why Flurry Heart is the bringer of doom the child of a motal alicorn and an abomination.. the Equestrian gods are old ones!

7099978 The hell does that make Discord then?

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A being that just popped into existence when too many ponies saw the princesses undisguised?

7387893 Or maybe it's the literal world of Equestria trying to send out a white blood cell unit to stop them.

7387905 You say that like there is a difference

7388774 Equestria itself created Discord in my origin as opposed to just the ponies themselves.

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But does reality even exist if there are no minds to perceive it?

7389811 Yes. Just not in the same sense we know it as.

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