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ocalhoun
I am not contained between my hat and my boots.
ocalhoun
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And at that moment, Rarity knew she fucked up.
And that's why you should never leave a ticket behind.
I think we all know the basic gist on how this plays out:
I love stories where ponies swear.
At Least Rarity hadn't been foolish enough to start the day tempting fate with a goddam heart song.
Who is this Feather Stitch, though?
The fuck?
6601506 Thank you, that made me chuckle.
6601491
Heh.
6601494
Because you'll end up shouting profanity into a quiet theatre?
6601506
Of course. It being a particularly nice day is practically foreshadowing in this fandom now.
6601532
Heh, I guess you like this one, then.
6601545
Feather Stitch is just some OC I invented for the part, since no canon character was annoying enough.
6601556
Yes, the fuck.
6601664
Yep and I can speak from experience when one of my friends dropped the f-bomb after forgetting a ticket.
This story, and in particular the description, made me think of http://explosm.net/comics/2131/
well that happened
6601664 Well, I just spent some time trying to remember who this Feather Stitch was in the series for nothing. After this, I might even drop the F-Bomb.
6601556 The Fuck?
[NSFW] The worst part is that I simply input "Fuck" into the search bar, and....well...second result if yours ends up as the same as mine. I'm scarred for life, and I'm afraid to click the video to see what the fuck the guy says. [NSFW] Fuck Me Silly Mega Masturbator. The fuck, humanity?
6601664 I'm tempted to write a fic where Jar Jar Binks is teleported to Equestria.
freethoughtblogs.com/biodork/files/2012/05/11JarJAr.jpg
Oh muuy muuy.
img06.deviantart.net/066e/i/2015/244/2/5/dojo_sparity_style_by_hillbe-d982azm.jpg
Should of seen her last Hearth Warming day-That's how Angel got put on top of the tree
poor angel couldn't poop for a week!
6601752
Great. Now I want a toy bomb with an 'F' stenciled on it.
6601787
That it did.
6601831
Jar Jar in Equestria?
You monster!
6601833
Best show in years.
6601896
This the fuck! ^.^
6601902
Now let's just hope Sweetie didn't overhear her sister, lest she thinks she learned a new "cool thing to say"...
Sweetie totally heard Rara, didn't she?
6601895 Ask and ye shall receive. Well, technically, ask and then hand over 15 bucks and ye shall receive.
6601831
What the ever-loving fuck?
That's fucked up mate.
Fuck humanity, fuck everything.
6601907
Fuck?
6601947
Eh, fuck it.
6601961
Great.
Now Sweetie's going to tell everypony in school about the new word she learned.
This sounds like a highly amusing sequel, actually. Hmm...
The lolz where real
Fuck, Reverend Ocalhoun!
6601895 There's no place in Hell for me, but I'm definitely gonna do it now!
Screw the meds!
I wish I had this idea earlier, it would have made a great Halloween story. Hell hath no fury like Jar Jar Binks. Probably would have guaranteed the feature box on the 31st as well!
Oh well, I still got a good idea for a fucked up one-shot or maybe even a small series.
Look on the bright side, I don't think anybody's dared to mash Twilight and MLP, and I doubt they mashed Twilight and Jar Jar, so thankfully nobody has brought Twilight and Jar Jar Binks together into Equestria. That would probably end the world.
-shudder-
Yeah. It is not like she live in a store where ponies would like to buy things. Who would want to buy something from Rarity?
Good old Rarity. Always such a fine role model for the children. At least she is not as bad as Fluttershy or Pinkie Pie.
~KBO.
6601664
I do. I might have liked it better if she swore like a sailor.
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Good! ^.^
6602017
Hey, look! Somebody remembered that I'm an ordained minister!
6602032
Eh, the feature box on the 31st is overrated.
Everybody's off doing holiday things, not here reading fanfic, so you don't get all that many readers.
6602076
You've got a video for everything, don't you?
6602105
It's Rarity. There's only so much I can do without making her some other character wearing a Rarity mask.
6602110
Pfft. She's a fighter--she was the first to attack the manticore, she threatened a trio of dragons, and she was the fastest to effectively utilize her Power Ponies powers.
She acts all proper, but of all the Mane 6, she's the one I'd be least surprised to hear swear like a sailor, especially if she was about to wade into a fight.
6602110
A wizard made her a pirate.
She is a pirate, yarr harr fiddle de deee. Being a pirate is all that she needs. She swore like she wanted because a pirate is free.
6602108 True. Makes me regret sleeping in this Halloween...though it kinda snuck up on me. No time to make a good costume. And no money for my mom and I to go somewhere fun.
Also, I made a huge mistake in reading the best fic this site shall know. If you check it out, you gotta read my comment I made on there! Though I got the horrible tradeoff of having the worst fucking migraine right now. My every other thought is "fuck" right now.
Edit: Oh my fucking God, laughing like a maniac. Didn't properly copy the URL and still had Jar Jar on my clipboard. I made a comment on a blog post linking the fic. I may have accidentally led to anybody to view Jar Jar for no reason!
I have to fix this fast! I just fixed the link on this comment too.
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Looking at you, Twilight.
6602141
You are a monster.
6602199 I probably broke laws established in the Geneva Convention. I might actually be worse than Hitler now.
I haven't gotten a reply from either of the two yet, so maybe that means they haven't seen it yet and have avoided a terrible fate. Either that, or I either A. Pissed one or both of em off for what they might have deemed a waste of time, or B. Got blocked.
I really don't know what's more of an achievement for me. This, or bringing a terrible pun into a punversation between some DHX staff on Twitter that made them proud and/or facepalm. If Discord really is out there (real life Multiverse Theory), then he'd probably see me as some sort of prodigy of chaos.
While my knack for creating awkward situations can be fun, it has definitely led to some...as Rarity would say...boo-boos. 
Mainly in real life situations.
Kinda feels strange to say "real life." This is real life, just in the internet. Is there a better term I could use?
6602108 ...Maybe.
Considering who Rarity is friends with, how pink does something have to be before it's too pink?
...
6603246
Neon pink, probably.
Rarity loses her composure for a second. Scandalized for years. Not bad for a word that was originally a blacksmithing term that meant 'to pierce'.
6603246
Very, very pink.
6603655
Yeah, kind of like that.
6604186
Heh, now I want to go learn the origins of all the cuss words.
i adored this story, :D
6605124
Thanks! ^.^
FFFFUUUCCCCKKKKKK
That is how I feel when I get to the end! I hope Sweetie Belle doesn't feel bad :C
lol, that was funny
Hahahaha, nicely done, nicely done.
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She will at first, of course, but then Rarity will explain what happened, and she'll think it was hilarious.
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Thanks! ^.^
6605936 Oh that's good. Maybe Sweetie Belle can give her a private showing after she has her laughs.
ked over, they could both use some quality time 
Because man, between Sweetie missing her sister, and Rarity getting f
6605939 You're quite welcome ^v^