In which me & a friend attempt the WORST POSSIBLE THING.

by Key Lime Pie

the finle showdown

dey all burst into sugarcube corner.

"OKAY LOKI WE KNOW WHATS UP!£ they all yell at Pinkie who ws really loki.

Loki threw off his disguise as pinki and he was there, twiddling a moustacjhe

"LOKI'D!" he yelled loudly and relaesed his pokemon a lvl 100 shiny charizard!!!!!!! Everyone release their pokemon, and bvb fight with their fists bcuz dey r strong!!!

Suddenyl applejack appeared with a worried look

"jawns tryign to sex me up so he can hav mah jam!" she said in her southern accent

next moment jawn burst in and grabeed appljack. THor knew what to do and he said, "John. Jam tommorrow, jam yesterday, but never jam today." John deactivated from his destruction form and shook his head realizing he was a pony. "oh well dey have bigger dicks!!" XDXXDXDXDXD John stared at sherlock and he blushed. lol they were gonna have a sexytime. with horses cawk. YAYAYAYAY.

loki coughed and they all faced him, but he was back in his pinkie pie skin, up to no good, started makin trouble in the neighbourhood. got in one little fight and her mum got scared she said "get back to the rock farm pinkie". Loki spun around. "I'm loki, pinkie is ded."

Pinkies mum ran away crying and loki went back and turned to the others.

"you thhink you can defeat me>???" She said and hit ashley in the face he died.

"NOOOOOOO!!" I luvved him 5...no, 6ever!!" Rainbow dash cried and burrowed her faec in his hair

"too late rd we have to get loki!" twialaght said.

Twilight sent up her pikachu and it used iron tail and pinkie fell over luna sent her gyrados to finish the job but loki commanded his charizard to attack and the gyrados ded straight waway!

celestia frowned.

"I HAV HAD IT WITH THSI!" she said and cast a magical bveam of light from her horn engulfing the whole of equestria!! When the flash ended, she was gone. but where?

~~

Two humans sat at their computer, laughing at the horrible story they had just written.

"Look at the grammar!" One of them said, a boy with dark hair in a quiff style. The girl laughed and said, "I have to text Ellie about this." Suddenly there was a bang at the door and Celestia herself walked in, angry eyes and all.

"Why the buck would you do that? Seriously? You made me look like an ASS. Horrible writing, all Out of character...undo it all. Now." Celestia commanded.

"But it's just a story, right?" The boy said and Celestia hummed thoughtfully.

"Put it this way," she murmured, "Every single fanfiction that you humans write, I can see in my mind. And this one was the last straw. I'd had enough so I used every single 'Celestia' in fanfiction to get me, the REAL Celestia, here.

The girl sighed. "I don't even like ponies. Why did I ever agree to this?" She said and Ceelestia glared at her, reminding her there was a 6ft tall fuckin evil mofo pony right next to her.

"Okay, we will post it as a warning to let everyone know that we, as humans, will never do something like this ever again." The boy said and Celestia smiled.

"Good. I have to go now."

"WAIT!!!" THe boy said "ANY SPOILERS FOR SEASON 3????"

"Oh, yes." Celestia said.

"Season 3 will include....ponies."

TROLLESTIA'D!!

and...

LOKI'D!!

~~

Oh wait I said this will include romance and gore. Uhh....

Pinkie found Lestrades corpse in the oven. She fell in luv with it and they got marryd.

That's kinda like romance and gore...right??

RIGHT??

~

de end C:

Comments

[Key Lime Pie]

Just saying, after re-reading this, my face is a mix of: and and

WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE.

[Bandy]

I'm thumbing this down, and here's why:

I get what you're trying to do here, but the horrendous grammar makes it darn near impossible to read. I know you're doing that on purpose for the sake of bashing the grammatically inept, but it makes the whole thing 20% harder to understand.

[CBM8]

This was a wonderful fic. Thank you for your contribution to Science.
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[DR1]

As a foreword I must say that I did not read this. That fact is the only reason I did not thumb it up or down. As a general criticism I find that these satirical type fics are the worst kind. No offence to anybody who likes those types of comedies; it's been over done people. Can't we just call it quits?

[zinachan012]

I read the summary and the first thing that came to my mind...

DOLAN HAS INVADED FIMFICTION.

I was afraid to read it from there.

[XiF]

yyyy u do dis i has sssssssssaaaaaaaaaaadddddddddddddddddddddssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss nao yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[NaturalGlitch]

I know this was suppose to be terrible, but I still didn't think it was funny.
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[alexnine]

Okay, here's the thing: Even if you're only pretending to be terrible, you're still being terrible.

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Too terrible to be funny.

[BurntMyWater]

KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!

[BurntMyWater]

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[zinachan012]

682561

OH MOTHER OF SWEET CELESTIA!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Key Lime Pie]

681468
Glad you found something funny in it. I honestly didn't.

681561
Fair enough. This wasn't even meant to be funny - not seriously anyway - just something me and a friend did for shits n' giggles.

681580
Thank you. I'm glad it has helped science. And yes, Alisa.

681633
I have to stress this was in no way meant to be taken seriously. Everything about this is a joke. I also haven't seen any other of these kind of fics here, but i've been away for a while. Maybe I missed them??

681639
I accidentally everything

681864
It wasn't meant to be funny. It never says that anywhere. If someone finds it funny, that's their sense of humour and not our interpretation of what is funny. And before telling me to 'Get The Fuck Out', please kindly read my other fanfictions which weren't sloppily written in half an hour in an attempt to be as bad and unfunny as possible. Thank you.

682389>>682389
Look at the above response. It was never meant to be funny. It's terrible for the...sake of being terrible? We kind of made this for a friend who wanted to see how bad we could make a fanfiction.

682561
Oh god, dolan. I used to find him funny, but then it got overused.

LONG COMMENT OVER!!

[DR1]

683962
I understand that it is in no way serious. I'm mearly saying that I find this type of comedy to be the least funny. Just my opinion
Also, yes there have been many similar to yours. People post stories that are purposefully bad, generic or cliche for "teh lulz." It was funny the first time but with each new story my distaste for the comedic material diminishes.
None of my comments are meant to make you feel bad or to critic your work obviously; just my opinions.

Note: I understand that I misunderstood your purpose for writing it. But, since people have been doing stories like this for the comedic value I will continue to refer to it as a "comedy." Just because you didn't write something to fall into a certain category doesn't mean it won't.

[Key Lime Pie]

684326

Ah, okay then. I like hearing other peoples opinions on what I write, whether its serious or not. Thanks for sharing your views in a civilized manner :)

[LordGremlin]

this made me laugh

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765859
Oh crap.

[Subatomic Seal]

Where's the part where everybody wears MCR t-shirts and slits their wrists, crying about how goffick they are?

[PokeWARRIORPegasister]

I read this in 5 minutes, this is so beautiful