Sweetie becomes intimitely familiar with why ponies don't let colts and fillies be friends, when she discovers her filly friend only looks like a filly...
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*snort* Well, at least they have the ability to ask their deity to clarify her position. Seriously Celly, reign in your church a bit. I'd think you'd want to control the message a little better if only for PR reasons.
The church bit seems extremely hamfisted and unlikely, given what we know of Equestria and Celestia.
How could a church that labels one of the diarchs as evil possibly remain popular?
I think you're trying to project too much of our own reality onto the story.
Tightbottom....wow. There's a guy who takes all of Sugarcube Corner in the Stupid Awards category. Not only is he a shining beacon for corrupt preachers everywhere, but he goes beyond that stupid into a whole different level of stupid when you take into account that his God (or rather 'Goddess') exists in the flesh in his world, thus bringing a very real possibility, though slim, of her dropping on him like a ton of bricks if she were to find out about his crap...a possibility that raises beyond small when you take into account that Twilight (who he seems somehow ignorant is not only Celestia's PERSONAL STUDENT, but also took down Nightmare Moon and thus is the least likely to have ever been working for her, something that, as a citizen of Ponyville, goes beyond the puzzling ignorance from ponies in Canterlot and beyond), has a direct line to her, and it's only a matter of time before one of the CMC or other foals she's been helping starts talking about him.
TL;DR, Tightbottom = 1 giant plothole and very, VERY dumb pony.
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As I allude in my previous comment, I think Tightbottom's just a very stupid, corrupt, pony who's only gotten away with what he's been doing because until now Ponyville was just some small hick town that the rest of Equestria didn't care much about until it became home to national heroes literally overnight.
Dude, if the catholic church read this they would have a fit! You hit do many sore spots for them... I LOVE IT!
One, love the Bon Bon pic at the bottom. Two church thing is going to be interesting. Particularly that the priest doesn't like Twilight ie Celestia's student. I'm guessing they've never really met.
Celestia probably just ignores her church and let's them do what they will. Benign neglect as it where.
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Indeed, you'd think She'd be somewhat concerned of Her good name being besmirched.
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Same way ponies could tell their foals for a thousand years that Nightmare Moon will eat them if they don't give up their candy.
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I hope you mean plothole as in a huge jerk...
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Hey, that stupid hick town is the birthplace of two of those heroes, so represent, fool!
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It's revenge for inflicting Christmas on me!
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Well... maybe...
I have a sudden urge to kill this paster pony
okay, HOW are the ponies in this Equestria's Ponyville so FUCKING STUPID?!
When Toosie mentioned her grandmother, i just wrote it off as an old mare who has lost her grip on the real reality of the world due to her age, but this.
And i'm including this Pastor, guy in the ponies being stupid, too. First off, let's talk about his own view of things. He sees Twilight (THE PONY EVERYPONY SHOULD BLOODY WELL KNOW SAVED THE WORLD FROM NIGHTMARE MOON), Element of Magic and STUDENT OF PRINCESS CELESTIA HERSELF, is an evil influence sent by Nightmare Moon.
Okay, so, don't even get me started on that fact he's not only just insulted a pony who is pretty much as close to Celestia as if she were her daughter, but he also has gone insulting Luna. Oh, yeah, i don't see Celestia being upset with him about that in ANY WAY WHATSOEVER!
There's also the fact that everypony is pretty much blindly following him in what sounds so bloody stupid. He makes it sound like sex is an outright sin. Oh, yeah. the way of creating new life is a sin, brilliant deduction there, Pastor. i bet in school you got top marks on every test.
The more i read down once getting to the introduction of this guy, the more i felt like i was observing a pony version of that murdering dick who made that cult town, Jonestown; making other believe want he wants, controlling their actions and able to pass judgement on those who divert from his ways. And throwing in that he, a priest, is molesting the colts so that they are "cured" of their sinful thoughts? Good, God, i almost smashed my screen in frustration. Oh, yeah, it'll cure the colts of ever wanting to have sex again, whilst also traumatizing them for life and making them unable to function properly in society. Totally see how this will take them to the perfect world he's preaching on about.
If Rarity's a follower, and considering what she said to Twilight a few chapters back, it's pretty obvious she is, HOW has she fallen for this pile of pony shit?! Rarity's a smart mare, so are the Apples, how have they managed to be tricked into this pure pile of idiocy?!
I'm sorry, but why in the BLOODY WIDE WORLD OF EQUESTRIA IS CELESTIA NOT PUTTING HER HOOF DOWN ALREADY ON THIS ASSHOLE ALREADY AND SETTING THINGS STRAIGHT?! You'd think Twilight would've sent a message to the Princes already and she'd be looking into this and spotting how FUCKED UP it is within a milisecond. So far i'm counting creating a false faith that he is controlling to his own desires under the name of the Celestia, plans to pretty much commit preside against Luna, rape and rape of minors... Seriously, this guy will be lucky if he ends up in Tartarus once all is said on done.
God, the last third of this chapter was so frustrating!
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I love you so much. I go to write a comment—just a mention, really— about the Pastor trying to extinctualize the pony race and what do I find? Awesomeness
tightbottom... oh for fucks sake