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This guy, or 'us', in this case, has balls the size of FUCKING MOUNTAINS.
Should we feel happiness or fear for anon at the end of this?
6471404 Definitely both
6471428 aggred.
Sequel?
Ah the return of the Why Boner, WITH A VENGEANCE
6471584 This.
Do exist some possibility to se here your other stories from 4chan?
6471628 agreed
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I don't know where you get those ideas, but it sound like something from Hentai.
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6471428 Agreed, Don't forget about Guard and They loyal subject, And i think they gonna kill him before it over.
6471584 You again?
SEQUEL!!!!!!!
6473582 Fuck yes, I want a SEQUEL too! Because daym, that's hot
This fic was frikking hillarious.
Not the usual sort of risk one finds in a chess match, but...unique. I'll give it that.
Mr. Anon (I hate that name!) should be careful. A bet like this could very easily go the other way, and then three days later he's walking funny, if he can still walk, and Celestia's making "butt-hurt" jokes.
6473740 What kind of sequel?
This has fuck all to do with massages. What the hell, Sarachi.
That was one the most hilarious fics I've read in a while. I liked it a helluva lot more than I should
6474104 Aftermatch of it....and something of a continuation. The same setting, just with Luna involved. And maybe all of the other Princesses as well....
6474377 Anon was lucky just to beat Celestia this once. If he combines the intellect, experience and cunning of all four Princesses against him by dragging the others into this?
In that case, what happens next may be fun, but it won't likely be on his terms.
This was a truly amazing story... Outstanding!!!
Well, i couldn't stop grinning the whole time. It was funny the whole way.
For a while i was expecting a twist, like they weren't going to fuck but do something else that's very embarrassing.
If anything, i was looking forward for more merciless teasing from him before going at it.
Anyway. Good job! Very enjoyable read.
I'm all out of WUT?s. No further WUT?s will be able to be given out for the next two weeks.
Oh boy. Have a green thumb.
This is really good
Trolling Anon, good personnality, Celestia feels legit (as in not OOC). Good times! While I'd be fine with just this, maybe a sequel where the tables are turned would be fun (?)
6474104 Getting butt-fucked by hundreds of stallions would be winning for me.
I read this, interested to see if there would be an improvement over your last works, but not much has changed.
So many grammatical mistakes--missing punctuation (run-on sentences), many syntax errors like using quotations and caps where they weren't necessary--made this story look messy and unreadable.
I skimmed the chess game because it was absolutely dull and uninteresting. The human, or "me", seemed like he had no real character or motivation, other than not to get fucked in the ass by a bunch of guard ponies. Not to mention the fact that Celestia seemed way out of character.
The sex scene looked like nothing but wish-fulfillment. It was just mindless sex to satiate the reader's carnal desires.
Overall, this story needs a lot of work. Don't hesitate to ask people to edit/proofread for you.
6474429 yus.
A little big pony story? Involving best pone on human naughty times? The lord hath smiled upon us today
Keep up the fucking awesome work m8, and as always, Stay Classy
Two words.
Twas glorious.
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Haha, I thought I recogized the mannerisms in your writing! Long time no read, heh. Your clop is excellent and the rising tension was very well rounded. If I had to nitpick, I would say that a few more references to the crowd's reactions (leading up to the literal and figurative climax) would have really driven home the exhibitionist/voyeuristic theme. Celestia's guards sort of vanished from the scene too and I was interested in their reactions, even if they had managed to keep their cool. And on a more global level, I still think that it is silly that a mere human can pleasure any timeless alicorn goddess so effectively but that line of inquiry is a bit beyond the scope of just this one story...
Anyway, keep up the good work, and what a wonderful contribution this was to the rather small but well loved subcategory of public depravity fics!
And then the next day, she killed him...but he died happy!
Funny, enjoyable romping read!
Brilliant, loved every bit of it
Some small typos
hers.
then
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Requesting the version where he loses. :D
That was good. A very strange set-up, too. Very unique. Only a couple moments where I felt the story could have been improved.
There's 15 of us reading this at the wee hours of the morning.
Nice.
Was I the only one who thought of this?
Great fic.
Really makes me wanna see the aftermath with Celestia & Mr Lucky Anon there. With Fancy & Fleur after they watched their human friend plow their princess and the Court into a sex cauldron. Or hell, Twilight and/or Luna's reactions.
Ah, well.
I think this is like that Go thing only with chess. Masters of Go are stupid hard to beat for anyone with experience, but newbies are a pain in the ass for them because the newbies do absolutely ridiculous things, things that make no sense to anyone with experience. That or Anon's an idiot savant.
Actually, considering Anon is the embodiment of /B/ and the anonymous internet in general, the latter may be a more likely explanation.
I see what you did there.
All I can say is this after reading the last part of the fic:
"Thus, the infamous Molestia is born."
10/10 will definitely clop to again
Also can't help but feel that chess scene was inspired by "Lord Loss" <book one in The Demonata series> (SPOILER ALERT) The main character, Grubbs, beats Lord Loss, demon master who feeds on sadness and has played chess for around a millenia or so, in a unique chess match (it isn't a so much a match as It Is a war) by pretending it doesn't matter if he wins or loses and that he gives zero fucks (SPOILER END)
Wanna read that book?
Go look for that ↓ *insert commercial here*
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The best ever
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HOLY FUCK THE NOSTALGIA.
Fucking real talk right now? I was thinking about those damn books last night and could not remember there names.
HOLY FUCK THOUGH.
7430380 yesssshhhhh, amazing! Grubitsch though... (did I spell his name right?)
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I couldn't for my life tell you; it's been five years since i had my hands on the series. I reallyu enjoyed that plot twist. Who would have expected it was the cousin?
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Me.