No Horse's Sky

While exploring the universe and scanning everything for the Evil Galactic Council, Noman stumbles upon Ponyville. Now the world is at stake! Or maybe not. Who knows?

Rated T because I'll probably put an icky fart joke or two in there somewhere.

This is a crossover with that one game that hasn't come out yet.

Chapters (4)

Smelly Farts Poopy Butt Horses · 7th Aug 2015 · 1,751 words
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Stinky Wiener Farts · 7th Aug 2015 · 977 words
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El Dorito · 19th Aug 2015 · 841 words
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Chapter 4 · 21st Oct 2016 · 718 words
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Sky Hooves

Sky Hooves #1 · Aug 18th, 2015 · · · Stinky Wiener Farts ·

I have expected some kind of FanFic for this Game... but not before the game is out^^

Good Christian Ethesto

Good Christian Ethesto #2 · Aug 18th, 2015 · · · Stinky Wiener Farts ·

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I'm a hipster.

Sky Hooves

Sky Hooves #3 · Aug 18th, 2015 · · · Stinky Wiener Farts ·

6333192 The explains some things...

So, I read your first chapter and I have to say... It's nothing for me. To much dirty jokes for my taste. Sorry.

I will not give a thump down just because It's not my taste of story.

Scootareader

Scootareader #4 · Aug 18th, 2015 · · 1 · Stinky Wiener Farts ·

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Wow. Rude much?

Sky Hooves

Sky Hooves #5 · Aug 18th, 2015 · · · Stinky Wiener Farts ·

6333398 What on this was rude?

Scootareader

Scootareader #6 · Aug 19th, 2015 · · · Stinky Wiener Farts ·

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Anything less than ceaseless praise. This story was absolutely incredible.

Twilight Sparkle's eyes lit up, the ball of uranium that composed her frontal lobe giving off a faint glow of excitement as she gazed at her next meal. "Fruit bats, my favorite!" she screeched as she began tearing the small, fruit mammals to shreds with her incisors.
It was at this point that Rainbow Dash burst her way through the kitchen window, shards of glass bouncing harmlessly from the ponies' padded exteriors. "We're Smelly Farts Poopy Butts Twilight and you need to fix it!" she explained.

After reading this part right here, I realized that you obviously didn't read the whole story from beginning to end. If you read a little more deeply into what you were reading, maybe you'd understand. As it is, you're just devoid of the ability to understand what makes this story stand above and beyond all others.

This story is phenomenal, and if you don't see that, you're wrong.