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Bendy
I like big ponies and I cannot lie.
Bendy
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CAN'T. BREATHE.
6177842
The summary alone made you laugh? That's good to know.
What about the story itself?
Now I feel sad because that human made Celestia sad.
6177863
That Anon is a heretic.
What in the flying buttmonkeys did I just read?!
6177873
The story about a human refusing to have sex with Princess Celestia's butt.
6177848 It was alright, I never read clop but that was just stupid fun to read.
I can clop to this...
6177897
There are three varieties of clop: (in no particular order) good clop, bad clop, and anything by Bendy.
6177943
What is 'anything by Bendy'?
6177941
Good for you.
Commander Shepard: "My body is ready for da booty."
This guy is worse than Hitler.
Wow, Anon. That's really asinine of you.
6177988
Indeed.
He's so evil!
6177975
That might have been his first words just before he had buttsex with her.
6177990
I know, right? That Anon is a jerk!
6178015
Did you seriously not pick up on my pun?
6178019
Was busy....
Now, that I read it carefully I do.
6177962
It is over 100 silly stories by an author I think you know very well, all of which defy alternate categorisation.
6177941
>using the word clop and not fap
brony detected
6177873
6177875
The story of Anon refusing to be a flying buttmonkey.
What a jerk
That Was weird.
Impossible! Nobody can resist Tia's butt!
6178564
This evil Anon can it seems.
Pure heresy.
6178352
He makes such funny faces. Did you enjoy the story?
6178532
How was it weird?
I'm guessing that there is going to be a sequel.
6179245
Maybe.... no promises.
6179248 I guessed there would be a sequel considering that there was a cliffhanger at the end.
Dammit Bendy! GET OUT OF MY READ LATERS!
Finally somebody who didn't give in!!
6179374
The human missed out on the best buttsex ever.
6179116 yes I did.
Too bad that cockroach missed the best sex he could of ever had with a goddess.
What a face, what a fic.
*thumbs up*
I'M DYING ONE OF THE BEST COMEDIES I'VE EVER READ
6181637
How so? I like details!
I believe your what happens when life tries to make both the worst and best living creature on earth at the same time. I like that about a person. Shows you have a good strong spine. Keep up the good work cadet.
6182336
Thanks very much.
You like this silly story I made?
Gotta love the Garry's Mod, still can't believe that's a real game type. Seriously they're selling it on Steam for like, I think it was $16 or so dollars.
6182360
Yes, as I have others of yours. This is just the first one I decided to comment on. Honestly following what little continuity you have I was surprised that the evil human didn't turn out to be another Justin Bieber at the end.
6182127 Like the use of words like bootylicious throughout, and the repetion of buttsex. There was basic comedy throughout, just because of the funny situation, but the dialogue was genius.
i would like to see what you can do with a rule 63 story u know opposite genders and about prince Solaris mighty horse penis and femanon or any other human female just a thought
6183967
I thought I do a shocking twist with no Justin Bieber this time.
6184127
Thanks!
I've very good with the dialogue it seems, but so great when it comes to details and overall good storytelling.
6184135
I'm not really into rule 63, so there's little chance of me writing such a story.
6184331 ae watevs just a thought still love the stories
maybe you could file it with all the other possible request though to do that you would need the help of one Hermes Conrad
https://derpiboo.ru/310286
i bet the doll has a little string to pull, and everytime you do, it says something like "I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorit butt in equestria."
6184442
Yeah, I really need a bureaucrat.
6185155
Danm. Why didn't I think of that?!
Did you enjoy the story?
If I were him, I would have just said yes. Two reasons:
I shouldn't have to explain the first reason.
But the second: I wouldn't have to get hunted down by a pony begging to have some simple buttsex.
Also, couldn't Celestia user her magic to brainwash him? It's up to interpretation whether I mean ass magic or alicorn magic, by the way.
6185947
Explain the first reason. XD
Also, I'm not fan of brainwashing... since it's kinda rape. I'm not a fan of rape stories nor do I write rape stories.
6185961 Well, I mean, with the description you provided, it shows that she would surely be irresistible to most, wouldn't she?
6186034
I guess so.
This Anon is evil though. He's immune.
6186049 That would explain his poor choice.