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Bendy
I like big ponies and I cannot lie.
Bendy
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No contest.
Obviously the one who kicks trees for a living and lives on southern-style comfort food.
5928762
Yeah... Applejack is mighty fine.
But still....
Well, depends on what is considered the "best butt". Are you looking for a plump and round butt (pinkie), an athletic toned butt (Dash) or perhaps a well muscled butt (AJ)? Or perhaps a MAGICAL BUTT! (Twily), there's many interpretations of the perfect butt.
5928786
That's why I had Anon say this below, which is said in the story itself.
"All butts, big and small have their own unique beauty. Not to mention others have personal preference for butts, so who in their right mind could say anyone has a superior butt?"
...
What have you done?!
I loved the story, and the idea was good with a okay writing schematic, but it needs refining for proper skill to show.
5928789
Well then, some one can make their very own version of this story if they wish.
5928788 Ah yes I see this now. By the way, I... I just lost it reading this. You're such a genius Bendy! Truly, we are dealing with a master of pony butts here.
Also, drinking game! Take a shot every time you read the word "butt".
5928819
Glad you enjoyed this fic.
The drinkers would probably need to be Bronies. Mentions of 'pony butt' would get rather awkward.
5928762
Agreed
5928834
Well, Pinkie Pie's butt is really nice.
5928797 Eek, When I put that comment up mere minutes ago I hadn't realised the purpose. Sorry for any disrespect I have caused.
5928840
It's alright. Other people have done far worse.
5928836 Of all the butts that would undoubtedly jiggle and wobble the most, Pinkie would be the one.
5928844
That would be an amazing experience. Alicorn Pinkie Pie's butt must be even more amazing.
5928852 I imagine a soundwave spreading 100 miles each time you were to smack it, out sheer amazing magical buttness.
Entertaining. Have an up-butt!
5928888
Why thank you!
I like the pun you made.
*facepalms*
5928991
Why you so upset?
Note for mod, if viewing: the quoted (now edited) post by Sarachi was just *facepalms* when I quickly replied to it. Sorry for double post.
5928991
What do you have against human x pony?
5928991 pfffhahahaha!
how did i miss that!?!
5929016
You think the line is funny?
5928843 I can understand that!
Some comments on people's stories are just plain hurtful and annoying. I can't stand it when people do it to me.
5929064
Well, some people don't know how to give constructive criticism. Other simply do it to get a kick out of it.
And some writers kinda bring on themselves, just by the way they behave.
5929066 Yes, that makes sense. But some people screw about and flame things to troll, and get a reaction.
5929066
). a simple mistake (or was it?) that brought about childish homour.
5929110
heh, forgive me i meant no disrespect.
the reason for the humour was a simple spacing between the words homo and sapien. as you wished to convey our species scientific name, this is understood, however, with the spacing you instead created two separate words: homo (short for homosexual) and sapien (i believe you already know what this means
i can assure you it was not meant to be an insult.
5929221
That's OK. Although I think 'homo sapien' are two different words, that form a new word and meaning when next to each other. According to Google anyway
Any other part you liked in the story? Like line of such?
5929239
these are my favorite lines, i just wished they worked in real life.
5929296
Yeah.... they are pretty unrealistic.
This kind of things are best said in a comedy work of fiction. Not reality.
5929221 I saw no offense in this. You delivered a point. And did so with a positive attitude, which is what makes it acceptable.
5929311
Indeed.
No real trollish comments here by anyone.... yet.
5929316 Best of luck with that.
Best pony obviouly has the best pony butt! Luna is my best pony, so therefore, has the finest pony butt!
Not even two snowflakes are the same.
5930081
Well, I personally like sunbutt better.
5930712 Praise the Sun.
5929011 Let me say...brains.
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5931664
Why you so heretical?
5931676 heretical? i don't know what that mean.
5931753
>Claims to have brains
>Doesn't know what heresy means
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This was great.
I came buckets.
5932466
Glad you enjoyed it.
Any part you liked in particular?
5932178 Ever hear blue waffle before?
5932794 Dude, I've jacked off to blue waffle.
Get on my level, you scrub.
5932504
I liked how it didn't take itself too seriously.
It set up a ridiculous concept and stayed with it throughout the whole thing.
And the Deus Ex Machina in the end allowed it happen on a happy note, and actually punctuated how ridiculous of a concept the story was based around.
(I mean ridiculous in a good way, I assure you)
May I do a reading of this short story on my channel? If I do, would you put a link to it in the description?
This was all Ah could want in a fic: it was silly, ridiculous, never took it self seriously, and had the perfect kind of ending that totally fit the tone of the story. And cute, wonderful pony butts. Can't forget that!
Ah give it a 7/7 Asses!
5933353
Sure go ahead with that video. Inform once you're down in a message (with a link to it) and then I'll edit my story's summary with a link to it.
Glad you enjoyed. I myself do like serious human x MLP FIM pony stories... but comedy, topped off with lots of human on pony action I find nice to read.
5933898
Thank you. I always love reading or writing stories where a human has a great time with a MLP FIM pony's butt.
That human must be the luckiest guy ever to have six sexy pony friends with benefits like that.
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5951607
Link not working?
5951280
Glad you enjoyed.
Any part you liked in particular?
5951622
nah sorry man.
the whole thing was funny though.
dat cheezy dialog.
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