• Published 3rd Jul 2015
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Livin' The Dream. - The Joeker



Basilli 'Baz' Francis was just an ordinary boy... at one point... until the fateful day he was left with no family, no friends and no life, jump to: Equestria, where everypony is very happy,and getting along together, with the odd exception of course

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Story Timeline

2013 early: Death of parents, Baz is 15.
2013 middle: Baz hits the road in his dads car, running from police, friend and distant family alike.
2013 late: Baz receives weapons training.

2014 early: Baz makes his first kill for Ste Klegg, one of Merseyside's most wanted, takes his first bullet and learns how to treat bullet wounds in non vital bodily areas.
2014 middle: Baz is caught by police and interrogated, diagnosed as severely depressed, but before distant family can see him, CIA and MI5 contact him sometime before, offering freedom and petty cash for a job to take down Klegg, Baz accepts and succeeds, presumably.
2014 end: Police are asked by family to go after Baz, Baz is on the run,

2015 early: Baz continues illegal work and is seen in Glastonbury.
2015 middle: Baz is 'killed' in car accident and visits Equestria in between life and death, he wakes up not long after but passes out, Baz is declared dead as of August 26th 2015.

2017 early: Baz, now Project Ezekiel is experimented on as of August 2015.

2017 middle: Project Ezekiel breaks out of confinement and is almost captured before Dr. Mason frees him of failsafe bodily shutdown and disappears, after Project Ezekiel is subdued, experiment are continued.

2017 later(PRESENT): Project Ezekiel awakes, and slaughters guards in Unknown CIA Facility in MI5 headquarters, after explosion he disappears, to awaken in [REDACTED] at unknown time.

Unknown time. [£rr0r... C0nn£ct1ng t0 c0mput£r... connected, welcome G-Man.] Baz is in Equestria again, makes contact with Princesses, goes to Crystal Empire.nonpv2vne[Warning! subject vital signs dropping! no signs of life detected. subject deceased.]

"Ah... it appears he decided to take the hero's way out... yes... yes I understand... of course I will meet him there... yes I will place him there and bring him back here... indeed... that won't be a problem... of course, goodbye sister. some people, am I right dear reader? do not worry, my... employers... have given me a new directive on Baz, along with some instructions, you will be sated soon with another story, for now farewell, and do not fret, Baz had a premature death is all I will say, but it has turned out for the best..."

Author's Note:

just added some shit to support the next story.

Comments ( 9 )

oo ok so the experiment was after he visited equestria thx
good job on the time line short but informative
goodjob

will he be going back to equestria??

Comment posted by FicusCat deleted Feb 8th, 2016

6292091 The fact he is back on earth changes everything my friend, what jokes don't you understand?

6292590 wait it was supposed to be a joke? However not sure why i asked this, i probably just hoped that the fanfiction doesn´t change to often between Human world, and Equestria.

6293766 There is a sequel you know? it's in the description, you said you didn't understand some of the jokes.

I liked how the ending was, not a satisfactory end, but I think me and Marl wrote it well.

This is just awful and poorly written. I'm not trying to be mean or anything but this is complete bull crap. The first chapter was good but as I read on all the way to chapter four you lost me. Sorry but this is a crappy story that needs a lot of fixing even if there is a sequel it needs fixing my friend. It's to damn confusing.

6372695 thanks I guess...? I would fix it but meh, I have better stories, this was just just something I decided to throw together to be honest, the sequel is better I think, ah well.

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