Cloud Storm has finally gotten the promotion he's never wanted.
Plucked from his quiet life as a door pony and thrust into the leadership of a motley crew he must monitor the perimeter of the Everfree forest and protect the citizens of Equestria from what lurks within.
That's not his only problem though, Cloud also has to protect the small town of Ponyville from his own troop of of boisterous guards!
And just to round off his bad day, somepony has taken it upon themselves to take an unscheduled holiday to the country leaving his boss in a bad mood.
“This is going to be a long six months...”
The story inspired by the short story Rock, Paper, Scissors and following on from Pung!
Tie in to Collars and Cuffs Tailoring
Chapters (8)
I have to thank Aegis Shield for graciously letting me borrow what I think is one of the most fantastic ponies ever, Panzer Hoof. Cheers to your generosity good sir!
Its a LOT of OC names to remember, but the constant drip of comedy made this a really enjoyable read, I like it so far! I'm gonna put this on my watch list, and see where it goes!
Man, I want a honey infused doughnut now
Excellently well written. Fav'd!
I can't help but feel that this story had a massive wall of text. I know you wanted to separate it as best you could but... Fimfiction has no real spacing between paragraphs so we need to double space... hope you understand where i'm coming from
This had been an advantage on many occasion
Pinkamina 'Pinkie' Pie
1. Occasions.
2. I just have no idea
Oh Pinkie... you and your Pinkie Sense
I have to say, you write Royal Guard stories extremely well, and you're one of the few authors who do. Looking forward to more
Ahh, feels good to have my mojo back.
Something tells me the secrets aren't going to stay secret for very long... which only makes it that much funnier ;) Keep up the good work!
Well... Nice to see how things are going for the ponies... What would Fluttershy say about logging the home of her friends in the Everfree though? Also, I found Luna's crib on the moon, it now belongs to me!
950740 Blasphamy! You give that back!
951332 But I was sent to the moon! Besides, nopony is using this place no more so might as well make myself comfortable
Then the little unicorn’s magic set the draw on fire
around ponyville
1. Drawer.
2. Ponyville.
Ahh... This is the life... Enjoying moon activities... Growing moon plants... Among other things.
957307 At this rate I should just ask you to edit. Hahaha
Oh God the desk! HAHAHA
and that seemingly had only affected the stallions..
and didn't breath the spoors too hard
1. Missed a fullstop for your ellipses.
2. Breathe.
Oh boy... jealousy rears its ugly head eh? I don't remember who Cloudy Sky was though...
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Someone's still reading this? I was just reminded I had this fragment sitting unpublished and flipped the switch.
i wasn't expecting it to be read.
4894310 Life's unexpected surprises eh? If nothing, I try to be a dedicated reader
i read it >.>
i wouldn't be surprised that you have quite a few readers, most of which tend to be silent
Well, I decided to go ahead and read this anyway right after reading "Rock, Paper, Scissors" and "Pung!" which I enjoyed
And this one is funny awesome
I'm loving it a lot.
Oh hey. An update. Huh.
Oh, you've pretty much abandoned this story, eh? It may be hypocritical of me to ask, but could you please consider making the time to get back into the writing groove for this story?
Huzzah!!! New chapter. And it is highly amusing
Amusing XD
Oh Holy Crap!
We actually got an up-date!
Glad to see that you are picking up the pace again.
Also, those ninja suits (?) seem suspicious. Have you hinted at them before now? It's been a while since I've read the previous chapters.
at the unnatural tones and the fabric stretched taught on flesh
1. Taut.
Ahh Cloud Storm... He's dug in deep now hasn't he? He's dug his own (proverbial) grave. One might think that his Commander is part Windigo from the cold reception he's getting.
Why do I have the sneaking suspicion that the pegasus that was spying on Twilight and her friends is either a changeling or Princess Celestia...
Also, Luna's gonna kill her...