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She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

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Star Swirl the Bearded and Clover the Clever come together to discuss Equestria's future. Clover the Clever makes the age old mistake of kissing her teacher. There are consequences.

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I demand a sequal.
Nice origin idea... Who knew kissing makes foals

I just can't.

What is this even




What is this beauty. I love it

Clover seems to be developing a habit of conjuring equinity-saving forces. Lucky indeed.

This story has maximum WAT. I applaud you, good author.

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Star Swirl has a talent for conjuring, and Clover has luck... :raritywink:

Read 'Cake Syndrom" Pinkie was right "Kissing does cause foals!" :raritystarry::moustache:

6048626 Fun fact...for almost all my childhood I though that for making foal, errrr, babies all one need was kissing.

I blame Jerry Lewis. No, really, there was this Jerry Lewis movie where, in the end, he went kising the girl and, in the next scene, they had six twins, and he went through the hospital corridor screaming "I´m better then a spanish bullfighter !"

All the proof I nedded toconfirm the "Kisses Cause Babies" theory.

Clover's reaction...

Priceless

Wait, is that it? That's the end of a chapter, not of a story! :fluttershysad:

Star Swirl no longer felt quite so grumpy of hopeless.

or

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Wait, is that it? That's the end of a chapter, not of a story!

See the blog post. This story is canon within the Chase Verse. A sequel is coming...

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Wouldn't that mean we've already had several sequels?

In fact, the focus on Celestia almost makes The Chase it's own sequel to this. We already know what Celestia's life was like, and the end of Clover and Starswirl (Clover falls for Sombra instead, Starswirl dies (presumably) alone, although we know very little about Starswirl's life, because that's Twilight's bizness not Bucky's).

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Oh come on... you should know how Celestia really came about in The Chase...

“OH BISCUITS"
I can't believe Clover's language. Somepony should wash her mouth out with butter. Of course to go with the biscuits.

This is very full of 'What?' and marshmallows. :rainbowhuh:

This is what happens when you bonk without protection. Always wear a helmet, kids!

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:trixieshiftleft: Hm... Yes, I know the real way. So... is this story a lie, or is the timeline such that this could be possible?

Really, though, if this is true then that means that Celestia, who fell for Sombra, was something like a tiny fraction of his age.

Unless this was one of the re-foal times when she'd grow up very fast.

Mostly I'm just sad that I know if this is Chase-canon, that Starswirl gets to uh... die alone. Maybe. We don't hear anything about his life, but it certainly seems like Sombra was the popular one, that everyone was fighting to bring back from the brink, especially his multiple paramours, which seems to be every important figure from that time.

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Wait for the sequel before casting any judgments.

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No judgements here yet!

Not anything I hadn't already been wondering idly from The Chase, anyway.

“I’m not okay… I just found out that kissing does in fact cause foals! How am I supposed to be okay? [...]"

:rainbowlaugh:

I expect the sequel to be called "Something under my Bed is Drooling Chocolate Milk".

Too...much...cutness...SYSTEM OVERLOAD...CUTNESS LEVELS CRITICAL...REACTOR BREACH IMINENT...EVERY MACHINE FOR ITSELF...RUN, FOOLS, RUN !!!!

Also...som many names, I need a sheet to keep tracking !!!!

This, this is worthy of another! I love hearing about Celestia's and Luna's foalhood! I want more! Please don't regret this story! It's full of adorableness. I would love to read more about the collection of foals that Celestia and Luna are telling this story to.

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This is a story within the Chase Verse.

The Chase will tell you more about the foals... eventually. Some of them haven't been born yet.

I love how absolutely nobody has any idea what really happened. Onwards for more!

As the while foal yawned once more,

Clover, being clever, followed after Star Swirl and when he put the while foal to bed,

white.... i think.... idk.....


Awesome story!:pinkiehappy:

That gave me so much diabeetus that Wilford Brimley just came a-knockin' on my door.

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Several parents from different families.

No worries. If you don't read it, it isn't all that important to know.

so much foals...
Celestia gets the Day foals
Luna gets the Night foals

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Crisis is the first Flutterpony.

That probably means nothing to anybody unless they really like the old school MLP stuff. :pinkiehappy:

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SQUEE! Flutterponies!

holding back her flames her as he lifted her up,

extra 'her'

Comment posted by Kuroy deleted Jun 3rd, 2015

So is having twins a pre-immortality Alicorn thing, or just a major side effect of doing it under the effects of love magic?

The description made me think of the "Notice me Senpai," meme. That is all.

:moustache: Spike ran through the castle in panic mode A+ "Oh feathers! I'm going to have foals!"

:facehoof: "Rarity stop kissing Spike!"

:raritywink: "Celley told him that awfully cute story . . . I couldn't resist it!"

:moustache: "Twilight Please make it go away!" :duck: 'Smooch' :moustache: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

:twilightoops:

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First Flutterpony, so the changelings-are-mutated/cursed-Flutterponies origin theory is out for Chaseverse, then.

6051765 sigh, let's see. The Chase uses the idea of herding, so they are more like family groups.

So... Spoilers!

Luna and a unicorn named Barley had Barley. Berry Punch and Bucky had Barley. Who was named after the unicorn named Barley. Oops.
Twilight Sparkle, Flash Sentry and Rainbow Dash had Twilight Twinkle and Gloaming Guard. And Probably Blue Streak.

OCs - Bandua is a Hippogriff. Bell Heather is a Kelpie. Dizzy and Ditzy are probably Derpy's. Brandywine is Berry Punch's. And all of those share a father named Bucky (but Bell Heather is adopted). Tourmaline is a changeling adopted by Celestia. Erebus is an odd tribe changer adopted by Luna...

I don't know whose Crisis is though.

I can't believe I typed that on my phone...

6052496 Still though, one mistake and everything off the top of my head. Not too bad considering I'm terrible with names. Also I fixed it.

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But I'm not reading the chase .... :facehoof:

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