Ponies Destroy Iconic Landmarks

by gamerboy111

The Pyramids of Giza Shattered

The Pyramids of Giza Shattered

Twilight Sparkle flew off and away, looking back at the sand pony she had made in replace of The Great Sphinx. It looked waaaaay more realistic now that it was a proper species. She smiled, watching the people inspecting the structure. A second later, she slammed into something.

"OW!" She said, rubbing her head. A massive pyramid loomed over her, darkening a lot of the ground.

"Wh... wha... why? WHY'S THIS HERE?! It's a flying hazard, anyone could run into this!"

An inspector looked at the giant sand pony shaking his head. He heard a yell, and his head snapped up, looking to his left. There was Twilight. Charging up her magic.

"NOOOOOOOOO!!!" He yelled, charging towards her.

"It's a danger! It could fall..."

"STOP! IT'S STABLE!"

"It could be a volcano..."

"IT'S MAN-MADE!"

"It has no purpose..."

"THAT'S SO IMPORTANT, IT'S HISTORY!"

"And it has no history!"

"WHAT?! ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME?!"

Twilight then blasted the pyramids into smithereens.

"NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"

"Your welcome!" said Twilight. "I have helped you again! Honestly, you humans have such stupid stuff, that you could replace with better things! What would you humans do without us?" She then flew off.

The human could only stare at the destruction. He only said one thing...

"...We would have a good life."

Author's Note:

So I messed it up again.
Editor: Yes. You did.
Well I won't mess up anymore!
By the way, thank you for that list of stupid things and their locations, as well as their pictures! It really helped to get rid of these things!
ZOOOOOM
Editor: YOU GAVE THEM A LIST?!?!
THEY ASKED FOR IT EVEN BEFORE THE STATUE OF LIBERTY MISHAP!!!!
Editor: AND YOU NAMED IT, 'USELESS THINGS?!'
THAT WAS MY SISTER! SHE RENAMED THEM!!
Editor: EITHER WHICH WAY IT'S YOUR FAULT!!!
Were now going to get rid of the great wall of china!
ZOOM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGHHHH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umDr0mPuyQc

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