Ponies Destroy Iconic Landmarks

by gamerboy111

The Great Sphinx Ponified

The Great Sphinx Ponified

Twilight Sparkle hovered in the air as she looked over the Sphinx. It was made up of a lion's body, but it had a human head.

"What is this?" she asked, frowning at the sight of the monstrosity. "It's not even a proper species!"

"It's The Great Sphinx. Nobody knows why it's here, or who built it." said a human next to Twilight.

"And why is it missing it's muzzle?!"

"Well, it's a nose... not a muzzle."

"Well, whatever. It's stupid and doesn't deserve to be here taking up space."

After the human realized what she meant by that, his thoughts traced back to The Statue of Liberty and The Eiffel Tower.

"WAIT!" he said, but to no avail.

Landing down in front of The Great Sphinx, she proceeded to charge up her magic and shoot a beam of light, blinding everybody around her for a few seconds. Using the time, she quickly blasted the head off of the Sphinx and continued blasting the structure until it was nothing more than a few piles of sand and stone.

She then levitated the piles of stone and sand and re-created the Sphinx, except it wasn't a lion's body, human head... it was a pony's body and a pony's head! A complete pony, not mix and match.

When the light cleared, the humans blinked to make sure that they were not dreaming. They gawked at the sight of the pony, instead of the Sphinx.

"Your welcome!" said Twilight Sparkle, flying away. "Now it's a real species!"

The human's response was simply a facepalm.

"Why?"

Author's Note:

I'm messing things up. Now, since Twilight's in Giza, you would think she would break the pyramids nex-
Editor: SHUT IT RIGHT NOW!!!!
Great idea! They looked pretty dumb anyway. Bye!
POOF
AGGGGGHHHHHH

Comments

[Just a Writer]

OMG I can't stop laughing!

[Ziozo]

I give you credit sir for being able to do this without dying of laughter.

[Kobitsu]

the ammount of grammatical erros in this fic makes my eyes bleed