The four Princess's, Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, Princess Cadance, and Princess Twilight Sparkle hovered over New York City. The bright sun was shining down across the big city, cars were honking. It was early morning, and the Princess's were surprised to see how early these humans get up in the big city.
"What a lovely world the humans have." said Twilight Sparkle, overlooking the city.
"Minus the pollution and global warming." said Princess Cadance.
The four soon flew towards a statue, which was, as the humans called it, The Statue Of Liberty. It's torch, like a flame in the sky, beaming glory all across New York City. The four circled around it's head, Twilight to the West, Princess Celestia to the East, Princess Luna to the North, and Princess Cadance to The South.
"Ready?" asked Princess Luna, charging up her magic.
"Ready!" called the other three Alicorns.
Now, a couple of years ago the Pony world crossed over into the human world, and they merged together. The entire population of Equestria plunged into Earth! So nowadays, it's no big surprise to see hundreds of ponies walking the streets of New York City. They began a war originally, but the humans allowed the ponies to stay on Earth, because Equestira no longer existed. Since four of them were princess's, they insisted on becoming part of the Goverment. But a few people were wondering what the four pony princess's were doing to The Statue of Liberty.
A white flash blinded the people and stopped car drivers. When the light subsided, The Statue of Liberty was gone, vanished. Everyone within viewing range of the Statue gawked at the sight of their most precious Landmark disappearing off the face of the earth. Another blast of light blinded them, and there, in the place of Liberty, was the same statue... Except it was a pony!
"If we're going to live on this planet, we have to have some recognition! And look, they're yelling at us their gratitude!" said Princess Luna, looking down on the hundreds of people yelling at them. She was almost certain they were saying, 'Thank you!'
Hundreds of Pegasi crowded The Eiffel Tower, flying around it like bees fly around a hive. The people underneath the tower looked up at them with curiosity, wondering what they were doing. Some ponies had sealed off The Eiffel Tower, and nobody was allowed underneath or in the thing, they said it was a danger to be near a falling structure.
That didn't sound good.
"Alright! This will be a tough mission to complete, but we can do it!" said a rainbow-haired pegasus, instructing the group. Cheers followed, and the people were surprised when the Pegasi started backing away from the structure.
But the people got the shock of their lives when the Pegasi started ramming the legs that hold the structure up! Before anybody could react, a leg of The Eiffel Tower got knocked off, and the whole structure gave in. Collapsing in a cloud of smoke, the whole thing toppled over, disappearing off the face of the earth.
"We did it! I knew we would!" said Rainbow, looking proud at the ruin. "It's a good deed, giving them space to build an iconic landmark."
The Pegasi smiled and waved to the humans, who were yelling at them their thanks. They took things and threw them at the Pegasi, which from high up looked like roses. Although they were tomatoes.
Rainbow landed, along with a couple of the Pegasi.
"WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR?!?!" cried out a man, waving his fist at them.
"To make space for you to build an iconic landmark! This place is beautiful and needs recognition. Your welcome!" She said, flying up into the sky along with the rest of the Pegasi.
"We are going to fix up a couple of other dumb things too! We just don't know what..." she called down to the humans, smiling as she flew out of view.
Twilight Sparkle hovered in the air as she looked over the Sphinx. It was made up of a lion's body, but it had a human head.
"What is this?" she asked, frowning at the sight of the monstrosity. "It's not even a proper species!"
"It's The Great Sphinx. Nobody knows why it's here, or who built it." said a human next to Twilight.
"And why is it missing it's muzzle?!"
"Well, it's a nose... not a muzzle."
"Well, whatever. It's stupid and doesn't deserve to be here taking up space."
After the human realized what she meant by that, his thoughts traced back to The Statue of Liberty and The Eiffel Tower.
"WAIT!" he said, but to no avail.
Landing down in front of The Great Sphinx, she proceeded to charge up her magic and shoot a beam of light, blinding everybody around her for a few seconds. Using the time, she quickly blasted the head off of the Sphinx and continued blasting the structure until it was nothing more than a few piles of sand and stone.
She then levitated the piles of stone and sand and re-created the Sphinx, except it wasn't a lion's body, human head... it was a pony's body and a pony's head! A complete pony, not mix and match.
When the light cleared, the humans blinked to make sure that they were not dreaming. They gawked at the sight of the pony, instead of the Sphinx.
"Your welcome!" said Twilight Sparkle, flying away. "Now it's a real species!"
Twilight Sparkle flew off and away, looking back at the sand pony she had made in replace of The Great Sphinx. It looked waaaaay more realistic now that it was a proper species. She smiled, watching the people inspecting the structure. A second later, she slammed into something.
"OW!" She said, rubbing her head. A massive pyramid loomed over her, darkening a lot of the ground.
"Wh... wha... why? WHY'S THIS HERE?! It's a flying hazard, anyone could run into this!"
An inspector looked at the giant sand pony shaking his head. He heard a yell, and his head snapped up, looking to his left. There was Twilight. Charging up her magic.
"NOOOOOOOOO!!!" He yelled, charging towards her.
"It's a danger! It could fall..."
"STOP! IT'S STABLE!"
"It could be a volcano..."
"IT'S MAN-MADE!"
"It has no purpose..."
"THAT'S SO IMPORTANT, IT'S HISTORY!"
"And it has no history!"
"WHAT?! ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME?!"
Twilight then blasted the pyramids into smithereens.
"NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"
"Your welcome!" said Twilight. "I have helped you again! Honestly, you humans have such stupid stuff, that you could replace with better things! What would you humans do without us?" She then flew off.
The human could only stare at the destruction. He only said one thing...
Derpy and Rainbow Dash flew through the air, gliding over the rocky terrain of East China. Derpy smiled, happy to be going on a trip to help out the humans. Rainbow Dash felt a little different, though.
"How does she expect us to wipe out an entire wall, that's over 4000 miles long?!" Rainbow Dash said, flying over another hill. "I mean, look at the size of it!"
Derpy simply replied,
"I don't know!"
"4000 thousand miles is a long way, right?"
"I don't know!"
"There are humans guarding it for some odd reason, right?"
"I don't know!"
"Can you say anything other than, I don't know?"
"I dunno!"
Rainbow Dash sighed, and landed in front of The Great Wall of China. Just how are we going to pull this off? Maybe take an atomic bomb or something?"
"Or maybe a tornado? We could guide it along... Nah, too much work. Oooh! How about a...? No... Or... nope... nope... nope... neeeope. Hmm..."
As rainbow continued her serious thinking, Derpy noticed a lose brick in the wall. It stuck out from all the rest, and it was almost as if it was calling for derpy to pull it out. She respected her conscious and latched her jaws on the brick, pulling hard as the brick came out, knocking Derpy on her flank. Seconds passed, and nothing happened.
Suddenly, a light rumble was heard, barely loud enough for the pony ear. But it soon became louder, and louder, and louder... and then stopped.
And then the entire wall collapsed.
"Or maybe... or... uhh, whaaa?!" Rainbow said, looking at the ruin of what was once The Great Wall of China. She flew up into the air, squinting as she looked left and right. The entire dang thing was gone. Not just that section, the entire 4000 miles of it.
Rainbow then landed and looked in awe. She turned her head to Derpy, noticing the brick in her mouth.
The element bearers looked down at the city known as Machu Picchu. Twilight was lifting them with her magic, but Machu Picchu was made up of broken stone, and probably held together by moss. They revolted from the sight of it.
"YUCK!! Look at this! No, on the over hoof, don't. YUCK!!" said a disgusted Rarity, jolting her head away from it.
"It's incredible that they could even build this..." said Twilight.
Fluttershy looked at it, squinting, then pulled out a tablet. (Hey, if the ponies are going to live on earth, they should get our technology.) She loaded up safari, and looked up;
Machu Picchu
Her eyes widened. How could she get internet connection from this high up? She looked up,
The Top 100 Iconic Landmarks
Her head started spinning. Had they really been doing this the whole time?
THE TOP 100 ICONIC LANDMARKS (Not sorted by popularity)
1 - The Statue of Liberty 2 - The Eiffel Tower 3 - Machu Picchu 4 - The Great Sphinx 5 - The Golden Gate Bridge 6 - The Leaning Tower of Pisa 7 - The Pyramids Of Giza 8... You know what? Screw it. The Ponies have destroyed all our iconic landmarks.
She quickly put her tablet away.
"Hey, Twilight, I-"
"Why do all these humans make these gross things?
"We've been-"
"Stallion... these guys are sooooo dumb to make these things."
"Um, we have been breaking their-"
"We should get rid of it."
"Hello? We've been-"
"Yes, but how?"
"We've made a mistake! Their-"
"Well, it's on a mountain we could rockslide it."
"What? No, you have to listen-"
"Awwww, YEAH!!"
"I give up."
"What was that, Fluttershy?"
"Oh good! We have-"
Then the Mane 6, not including Fluttershy, started pulling out rocks with their hooves.
"This is useless! Let's try blasting it by force!" Twilight said, charging up her magic, blasting the side of the cliff.
The whole city crumbled.
Cheers were heard as the five ponies flew off, away from the crumbling city. Fluttershy stared down at it, wide eyed, her jaw fell open.
Pinkie walked down the streets of Washington DC, smiling as she passed humans and ponies of all kinds. She thought about all the kind deeds she had done. Such as replacing The Statue of Liberty with something much more beautiful, giving the humans more space to build by wiping out The Eiffel Tower; and getting rid of the stinky Machu Picchu. All of a sudden, a shadow loomed over her. Looking up, she saw a big white building.
"What's that?" She asked, cocking her head.
"It's the white house." A man in a brown coat responded.
"What's it for?"
"You ask a lot of questions, don't you? It's a president place or something..."
Pinkie continued to look at the giant building as the man walked away. She began to think deeply, so deep that you could see smoke coming out of her ears, and literally hear gears.
DING!!!
Pinkie gasped, flying high in the air, similar to that when she met Twilight for the first time. She zoomed off, leaving a trail of dust. A few people next to her stopped, looking surprised.
"She must have had one of her ideas..." one man said, sighing.
"When she was looking at The White House..."
"Oh..."
"Well that's not good."
That night...
A pink mare slowly creeped along the shadows of Washington DC, keeping an eye out for people. Although you wouldn't be able to tell she was pink, though. She was covered from hoof to head by a tight black coat. Only her face was visible.
She walked across the ground, slowly and carefully. She stepped on a lone stick, and a little crack was heard. Her head shot up, and she shushed herself. She was caring a bucket of pink paint, and a rather unrealistically sized brush.
She then stopped at the front of the white house.
"Perfect..." she said, in a villainous tone. How she managed to dip the huge brush into the small paint can, we'll never know... But when she did, she started slathering the front of The White House with paint!
Morning...
Barack Obama walked through the halls of The White House, admiring the beauty of it.
His happiness was cut short when he stopped, noticing small slathers of what seemed to be pink liquid, dripping through the bottom, sides, and even top of the front door.
"hmm..." He wondered. " I wonder what that could mean?" He then slowly began walking towards the front door, his pace quickening as he thought of all the possible things that could have happened.
"What?" He said aloud, looking ahead. "Nothing seems to have changed..." He sighed with relieve. As he was about to turn back to go in for breakfast, he noticed the people staring at The White House with disbelief.
"What's wrong?" He asked someone. The response was unexpected.
"Look behind you..."
Barack almost had a heart attack. He whirled around, and instantly his jaw dropped. The White House was pink. The entire thing. All sides, even the roof. His mind began calculating the options...
"The ponies have broken The Statue of Liberty, Eiffel Tower, Machu Picchu, The Pyramids, and The Sphinx. They must be behind this too. No normal pony could do this in the time they had. The Princesses wouldn't have done this, not without talking to me first... and even if the all the ponies worked together, they couldn't have done this in the time they had without being seen or heard... That only leaves one pony who is capable of this..."
Apple Jack looked wearily at Mount Rushmore, squinting to see the carvings of human heads. She cocked her head slightly, her hat slightly falling of her head, she sprung her head back to an upright position, and pushed her hat back into place.
"Ah don't undahstand why these humans would actually carve rock, and break nature as well, for a bunch of rock heads of random humans!" She said, throwing her hooves in the air, her hat falling off her head.
She sighed, and looked to her left. There was a giant hot air balloon there, with Twilight calculating the wind and stuff. She licked her hoof and put it in the air, feeling the breeze. she nodded and turned back to the black board she was writing on. A few other ponies, namely Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Derpy, and a few other pegasi; were painting the balloon grey.
"None of us understand these icky pink creatures..." Apple Jack to quickly jerk her head towards the source of the voice. It was Rarity.
"But we better do kind deeds, like cleaning up what some probably drunk humans have done. Like carving this mountain." She walked up to the right of Apple Jack, and sighed, looking at the mountain.
"Your right. What would these humans do without us?" Apple Jack said, picking her hat off the ground. "And we won't stop helping until all the bad things in this world are gone!"
Well. That's not good.
Editor: HEY. YOUR THE NARRATOR. YOU'RE NOT A PHYSICAL THING.
Oops.
A few moments later...
A grey hot air balloon flew along towards Mount Rushmore, the wind slowing down as a few pegasi, wearing grey coats I might add, flew away from the hot air balloon. The natural wind taking the balloon ever so close to the faces, but not actually touching.
Apple Jack stepped to the edge of the hot air balloon, feeling the gentle breeze blow through her mane, her hat almost flying off.
"You really don't have to do this... I can easily blast them." Twilight said, looking concerned.
"No. I have to do this. It's my turn to help these humans, right?" Apple Jack said, smiling.
"Um, we really shouldn't..." Fluttershy attempted to say.
"No, I can do it!"
"Um... ponies? These things are important to the hu-"
"No, it's my turn.
"Um, can I?"
Twilight sighed. "Okay..." she said blankly. "But promise not to fall?"
"I promise." Said Apple Jack, getting ready for a jump.
"I give up. I'll try next time." Said Fluttershy, slumping down in the basket.
"Okay.... Juuuuuuuuuuump... NOW!" Twilight yelled, and Apple jack procedded to jump, landing perfectly on the head of the one furthest to the left, her right hind leg knocking rocks down the long drop to the ground.
"Yes! Now, get out of the way..." Apple Jack said, shooing the rock colored hot air balloon away like a fly. "This might get messy!"
She then kicked the back of the head. A loud crack was heard. The another. And another. Apple Jack then kicked the head many times, until a deafening CRAAAAACK was heard, as one of the heads completely collapsed, falling down and face planting into the ground...
HARD.
A shock wave of power lurched forwards, knocking all the people on the viewing platform backwards, and sending the hot air balloon far away from the mountain. Apple Jack then did the same to the rest.
CRACK.
CRACK.
CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK!!!
BOOOOOOM!!!!!!!
CRACK.
CRACK.
CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK!!!
BOOOOOM!!
CRACK.
CRACK.
CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK!!!
BOOOOOOM!!!
And then it was all over. The mountain was clean once again. Cheering was heard from the balloon, directing the attention of the dumbfonded tourists to the now noticeable rock colored balloon. A tourist, who was surprisingly there to witness The Statue of Liberty Replacement, The Eiffel Tower Displacement, The Great Sphinx turned into a pony, The Pyramids of Giza shattered, and even Machu Picchu. His luck with experincing destruction was, well... unusual to say the least. He watched as they laughed, he watched as they flew away, and he watched as they smiled at him and the rest of the tourists.
Was it really gone?
He got up, and looked over the edge of the railing.
It was gone.
He could only say one thing... The one thing everybody would say in a moment like this...
Rainbow Dash flew forwards, hovering a few feet off the ground. A strange formation of stones came over her, blocking her path. She cocked her head, flying up to look at the formation from an aerial view.
"Strange..." she said, landing. "I wonder what this is?" she then realized just what it is. A random piece of nothingness that is here for absolutely no reason. Most likely, at least.
She searched around, attempting to find a center piece. No, it was too crumpled. More than half of it was gone. She sighed, thinking of asking Twilight about this thing, since she was in Italy, along with Apple Jack. She was heading there from Iceland because of the landmarks and things. But she was really looking forward to the ice cream... Uh, gelato... since it was invented in Italy. Anyway, she couldn't stop now. It was still quite a ways too Italy, she had to keep moving. Her thoughts flew away, though... Because when she tried to move, she forgot she was in the center, and flew straight into a big rock.
"OW!" she rubbed her head. "These things are just... Oops."
The stone slowly tipped, and then fell over... knocking another... and another... until it was a full-out mega sized domino set.
CRASH.
The entire thing collapsed.
"Er... Um... Oops... Uh, I'll just be going..." She slightly laughed, and then zoomed off. Luckily there was nopony to see that...
Rainbow Dash was flying through Great Britain, trying to get to Italy. More specifically, Pisa and Rome. As she flew through the city of London, she smiled. What a beautiful city this is. She then heard a loud sound. It was a loud bell, echoing throughout London. The sound distracted her, and she accidentally hit one of her wings into the other. She fell down and hit the London Eye, which cracked off the ground and rolled away, right through London. And it didn't stop until it was out of view. The humans below stared at her.
"Aw. I was next in line."
Another huge sound hurt Rainbow's ears. This time a bong. She wobbled before she landed on Westminster bridge. She skidded along before gently landing at the bottom of a London bus. She looked around to see what made the sound, and spotted Big Ben. The beautiful clock tower had a triangle roof, lots of spiked around it, and was very large. It was wonderful, and awesome piece of engineering.
And it had to go.
The humans followed her glaze, and froze in fear as they saw her looking at Big Ben. Rainbow got up and started flying towards Big Ben, just a few inches off the ground. And finally somebody reacted.
"Aaaaaaaaand, she's going for Big Ben. Of course." He said.
"We should stop her right?" Someone asked. But before anyone could respond, somebody burst through the crowd and started running towards Rainbow.
"NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE!" He screamed as he ran towards Rainbow. "YOUR NOT GETTING THIS ONE!" He jumped and flipped over a car, before landing and rolling underneath a London bus. He grabbed a pole and swirled around before rolling and running towards Rainbow.
"FOR HUMANITY!"
And then Rainbow destroyed Big Ben.
It bonged it's final bong before the entire thing caved in on it's self, smashing to pieces. Rainbow smiled at her handywork and flew up into the sky.
"Your welcome hoo-mans! I just saved you from having your ear drums destroyed! This is a very distracting clock, you know." She flew away. Nobody tried to stop her. They just stared. And a few facepalmed. The guy who tried to save Big Ben looked at the ruins of Big Ben, and at Rainbow, before looking back again.
"Of course."
He shrugged his shoulders.
"Well look on the bright side. It couldn't get any worse!"
San Francisco. The bustling city was always moving. They were used to the average earthquake, as they are not uncommon. Pinkie Pie was on a boat, sailing towards San Francisco. She smiled, of course loving the city. She then saw a bridge, a red bridge. Or orange. Was it orange-red?
Pinkie Pie, being the party pony she was, doesn't get upset very often. Much less frown. But she couldn't help seeing such a big bridge in such an earthquakey place.
"That bridge could easily fall down! I wonder why they put it here? Or why they painted it red, or is it orange? Red-orange? Or orange-red? Maybe..." Pinkie thought. Her friends decided that the best way to thank the humans for letting them stay of planet earth was to get rid of all the clutter and junk on the planet. It was a big task, but the humans took a big risk letting the ponies stay. So it was the least they could do. She needed to get rid of the bridge, without harming any people. But how?
Pinkie's boat went under the bridge, and Pinkie got an idea. She jumped inside her boat and soon emerged with multiple party cannons. She carefully placed a few underneath the struts, and smiled.
"This outta help those humans!" She said. She hit a button, and the cannons underneath one strut blew, sending one end of the bridge flying. The cars, surprisingly, didn't fly off into San Francisco, but ever so casually rolled down, somehow not hitting anything or anyone as they just rolled down slowly, defying physics. After they were all off, the second set of party cannons fired, sending the bridge flying far into the sky. Pinkie took out one last party cannon, and aimed it at the Golden Gate Bird.
"See-ya later, Goldie!" Pinkie said, before firing her cannon.
To make a long story short, the last cannon sent the Golden Gate Bird flying away, until it went out of view, still flying. And it was gone.
Pinkie smiled.
"Your welcome, humans!" She said, waving, before zooming off on her boat. The humans started yelling at her.
"They love us! Look at how many of them are saying thank you!" Pinkie said to herself.
"Oh, Pinkie. You have got to stop talking to yourself. Starting now." She said as she left on her boat.
Pisa. A wonderful city. Beautiful too. Everybody was happy, traveling around. It was a tourist favorite, due to one landmark in particular. The Leaning Tower of Pisa. It was made a long time ago, but some engineers messed up, and didn't take in to equation the softness of the ground. A side sunk into the ground, thus making The Tower of Pisa... The Leaning Tower of Pisa. But enough history lessons. Back to ponies.
Apple Jack was exploring Pisa, but being an element bearer, it was her job to not get noticed. The humans have blocked off access to a lot of dumb things around here. She wondered why, but didn't question why. She wore a large coat to hide her identity, because she was an element bearer, as she said. Bronies can be completely extreme. She looked around, before spotting something that caught her attention. A tower. Leaning.
She was shocked that the humans haven't tried to fix it, or better yet, get it down. She knew she had to do something. She walked up to the Leaning Tower. When she got close enough to the not leaning side, she took of her coat. The humans freaked out.
"Probably jast y'all bronies again..." She said aloud. She was just about to kick it, to knock it over when a loud whistling sound was heard. Apple Jack took her attention to a small red object in the sky. It grew bigger, and bigger... and seemed to be coming closer. Everypony and everyhuman was panicking. Apple Jack squinted her eyes. She then finally realized what it was.
"THE GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE?!" Apple Jack yelled. A second later, it flew JUST overhead, smashing through any tall buildings, and completely and utterly obliterated The leaning Tower of Pisa from existence. The Golden Gate Bridge continued it's flight until it was out of view. After the shock wearied off, every human stared at Apple Jack.
Derpy flew through Italy, smiling. She loved exploring Earth, more specifically getting rid of any dumb things or buildings. She smiled, and flew through the air, doing a loopty loop and landing... Or at least, trying to. She missed her landing pad and bounced off the ground, and flew into the sky. A red object passed her, but she couldn't know what it was... She looked closer, and estimated it to be at around 750 feet tall, and about 1.7 miles across. There was a significantly smaller white object as well. It flew past her and continued it's voyage across the sky, leaving her field of view.
Derpy didn't think anything of it, and flew down. She then saw a broken stadium. She eventually realized it was a broken stadium, and that it was broken. She decided that it was broken, and because she decided that, it was broken. She saw the broken stadium. She noticed it was broken, so she decided that since it was a broken stadium, that she had to get rid of the broken stadium. She thought this because it was broken.
Broken stadium.
Derpy flew down and landed on the broken stadium, and decided that it had to go, because it was broken. She began ramming the top.
"Hey, Derpy, what are you doing?" Asked Scootaloo from down at the bottom.
"Trying to get rid of this broken stadium!" Derpy responded.
"Well, how about smashing into the side?" Scootaloo suggested.
"WOW! Awesome idea!" Derpy said, before ramming into the side (on purpose or not), thus smashing a major hole in The Roman Colosseum. Nothing happened.
"Well, guess it didn't work." Scootaloo said. But then a rumble almost impossible for the pony ear to hear came... It became louder and louder and louder... and then stopped.
And the the entire thing collapsed.
"Uh... whaaa...?" Scootaloo began to ask. "Derpy logic." She said, before turning away and noping out of there. Derpy smiled.