The Pyramids of Giza Shattered
Twilight Sparkle flew off and away, looking back at the sand pony she had made in replace of The Great Sphinx. It looked waaaaay more realistic now that it was a proper species. She smiled, watching the people inspecting the structure. A second later, she slammed into something.
"OW!" She said, rubbing her head. A massive pyramid loomed over her, darkening a lot of the ground.
"Wh... wha... why? WHY'S THIS HERE?! It's a flying hazard, anyone could run into this!"
An inspector looked at the giant sand pony shaking his head. He heard a yell, and his head snapped up, looking to his left. There was Twilight. Charging up her magic.
"NOOOOOOOOO!!!" He yelled, charging towards her.
"It's a danger! It could fall..."
"STOP! IT'S STABLE!"
"It could be a volcano..."
"IT'S MAN-MADE!"
"It has no purpose..."
"THAT'S SO IMPORTANT, IT'S HISTORY!"
"And it has no history!"
"WHAT?! ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME?!"
Twilight then blasted the pyramids into smithereens.
"NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"
"Your welcome!" said Twilight. "I have helped you again! Honestly, you humans have such stupid stuff, that you could replace with better things! What would you humans do without us?" She then flew off.
The human could only stare at the destruction. He only said one thing...
"...We would have a good life."