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lunabrony


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This story is a sequel to The Curious Case of Purple Smart


Just another normal day in Ponyville. Sun shining, check. Birds twittering, check. Rainbow Dash a zombie, che- wait, what?

When Rainbow Dash appears to have become a zombie, Twilight Sparkle must prove once and for all that all her friends are crazy. But she already knew that.

After all, zombies don't really exist. Right?

Chapters (3)
Comments ( 35 )

as far as Cheerilee knew, as long as a week without uttering a single word.

Extra space.

He ran for Golden Oak library, pounding his front hooves on the door like a colt who'd just witnessed a murder in the street.

"Library" should be capitalized.

Okay, just so you know, Derpy is "Nyan Horse" and always will be. Well, Nyan Nyan Horse.

Did you know that Sir Mix-a-lot is afraid to fly? He hates big planes and I cannot lie. Etcetera, etcetera.

Cute. Are you going to parody Thriller next? Or maybe The Creep? Their dances are similar and can be mistaken for one another.

~KBO.:twilightsmile:

5949301 Rainbow Dash makes a better Blue Fast

It's for a cosllay isn't it, that is all I can think.

5950188 Oh, yes, no question. Rainbow Dash is the best Blue Fast. Just not Nyan Nyan Horse.

Is there a typo in the title? Because cyan horse sounds more like Rainbow Dash.

I like big books and I cannot lie
You other ponies can't deny

When a mare walks in with an itty bitty spine
That can't compare to mine

I like WORDS

This is going to be magical, I can already tell.

When I read the part where Twilight was dancing to that song I was just like

"... oh... my... god I can't believe that song is actually in a fan fiction."

5952903 lunabrony: Breaking boundaries and defying expectations since 2011

Props for alluding to the idea that Rainbow is like Chev Chelios in Crank.

Now that I think about it, I kinda want to see that crossover!

This will tide me over in the meantime though :twilightsmile:

I've been hired to cater little Raging Rapid's birthday birthday,

You you seem seem to to have have doubled doubled a a word word here here..

]"This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend...

A wild bracket appears!

There was a sudden noise that interrupted her, which could only be described as a sudden 1.)BAMF sound, and Twilight Sparkle appeared in the middle of the 2.)room. Fluttershy shrieked, her words cut off, stumbled backwards, and tripped over a flowerpot.

1.) You know this means "Badass Mo Fo", right?
2.) Extra space.

"Did you check her heartbeat? Is she... you know."

Extra space.

Oh, dear, whatever could be wrong with Rainbow Dash? If she is not an undead zombie, could she have been changeling-ified? Maybe she got smoozed. She could be the victim of one of Discord's pranks. I suppose there is only one way to find out. Tune in next time.

~KBO.:twilightsmile:

5984845 Thank you, as always. All edits have been made.

Also I did not know that, and it's pure coincidence. It's only a sound effect.

5984896 Oh, yes, most definitely. So much so that fimfiction has a group dedicated to her badassery.

Good, but still missed a couple things:

head slowly clearly.

head slowly clearing.

continued quickly. They have to be separated

continued quickly. "They have to be separated
Missing the quotation mark there.

Interesting puzzle so far, assuming it's just not a hell of a concussion. Let's see what chapter 3 brings.

She is probably possessed, either by Rarity, or by a tree.

5990107 She can't be possessed by Fluttershy, Fluttershy's already there

"Bring her to my office," Colgate said. "And put her in... the comfy chair!"
"Not the comfy chair!" Fluttershy squeaked.

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6006439 I always regain hope for humanity when people get my references

fixating on the origin of the face1.). A young mare whom they had seen around town several 2.)times but never actually spoken to was galloping towards him with all the speed of a wild, unbroken animal, raising up an enormous cloud of dust behind her.

1.) Extra space.
2.) Missing comma.

"Aren't you..."

"I am Colgate," the mare said, gradually getting her breath back.

Twilight was going to say Minuette, right?

"Bring her to my office," Colgate said. "And put her in... the comfy chair!"

"Not the comfy chair!" Fluttershy squeaked.

Nopony expects the Maneish Inquisition!

That was a cute ending. Poor Pinkie Pie.:pinkiesad2::pinkiecrazy:

~KBO.:twilightsmile:

6006449 I would lose hope for humanity if no one got a Monty Python reference :fluttershbad:

Great explanation, didn't see that coming.

Poor Pinkie.

After this, I look forward to seeing what you can do with the remaining 4.

6006749 I probably won't do another one, I don't like to beat a dead horse unless I think the idea is really good

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You know what; totally fair. I can respect that decision, but will still hope that clever inspiration strikes you again.

Omg! Fluttershy's shed! I remember that from the .mov series.:pinkiehappy:

6039900 I have no idea what you're talking about. :moustache:

Nopony is allowed in my shed, Twilight.

i see what you did there :raritywink:.

Turning her head to get a better look at this ridiculous scene, she forgot to watch where she was going, crashed into a tree, and sprained her wing.

You are a terrible horse :flutterrage:.
And I will informe Scootalove of this.

Heck, he and a couple friends had one time watched this really adult movie about this stallion who'd been poisoned or something, and he had to run around to keep his adrenaline up because he'd die if he stopped running. He figured Rainbow Dash had some sort of condition like that.

Crank.

Fluttershy stiffened. "Nopony is allowed in my shed, Twilight." This was spoken with such a fierce tone of absolute non-negotiation that Twilight jumped a little.

No.

No no no no no NO.

Please, anything but that!

*promptly falls down and scrambles away by shuffling backwards*

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