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Julia


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>tfw I only read this because Eris wrote it

Why must you hypnotize me with your clop? :raritydespair:

his dirty thoughts and carnal impulse led him into a vast crevice he was unable to climb up out of

I'll say.

Spike wondered how a virgin was handling him so easily

Probably the most difficult pill to swallow. I mean, virgin-virgin sex is invariably awkward and un-sexy. You wrote it like this for the sake of the story, sure, but I don't really see them as virgins, y'know? :derpytongue2: It's like watching people "lose their virginity" in porn short of deflowering videos. You just can't believe it because they're so obviously used to such things.

Too bad this officially made Flutters a cougar.

There's actually an accepted definition on "cougar" here.

The most commonly-accepted definition of a cougar is a woman 40 years of age or older who exclusively pursues very young men. The onset of the cougar years is hotly debated. Some feel that a cougar can be as young as 35, but women of this age would not be viewed as cougars unless their sexual conquests were no older than 25; the ten-year age difference seems to be an unspoken but accepted minimum between partners.

Spike took control of the action and rammed into her like the iceberg which sank the Titanic.

That's... some fascinating imagery. :rainbowlaugh:

Also, the ass was fat.

Aha! I remember this. :duck:

As the first two guys below, GLORIOUS!!!

Nice ending, there. Most excellent.

Well put together story. Now if you must excuse me I need to...release some tension I've been building up.

It was alright. Face sitting's kind of one of my fetishes. I know this is just a one-shot with no intention for plot included in the story, I feel this could go without some of the descriptions like "Spike's bomb" or "shooting up like a rocket." Things like that not only exaggerate the actions, but it also just kind of kills the mood a little, at least in my opinion. That's all I really have to say on the matter.

well I was doing homework...I read this...Yeah. Sex is actually kind of a fear of mine now due to good reasons. The stories are great with Spike on this site, best shiping is Spikedash, best clop or cute fic is FlutterSpike. I hope I get over the fear when the time comes after I get married, right now though... scared.

Great fic by the way love Spike shipping.

*cums*
Oooooooh my yeeeeah........~~
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*cleans up*
Now that that's over, time to read the story!

his nuclear blasts from his bomb

:rainbowlaugh: That takes the cake for the weirdest euphemism I've ever heard, and that includes an author who called it "his yard."

Spike knew it had to be him to break the silence. "So..." he began, smacking her cum coated ass once again and squeezing it in a fashion which almost mocked her and her former superiority over him, "...what's it like not being a virgin anymore?"

It feels like a giant purple dragon with green fins and a size-controlled dick destroyed my anus and vagina
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so basically it was good

Comment posted by Julia deleted Jun 1st, 2015

Fluttershy was such a MILF and she had not even had any children or even had lost her virginity yet.

impossible since MILF means Mother I Like to Fuck

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your name made me giggle:rainbowkiss:

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because i know the pronunciation of it, but yet the "e" made it sound cute:heart:

What a fucking title.
OW!

6048838 Mare I like to fuck.

That work for you?

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i'll help you achieve enlightenment:heart:

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First, be born on April 16th.

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Begin writing the very moment you figure out how to hold a pencil.

Watch 12 years worth of anime and double that of porn.

Then discover hentai of those anime and begin binge-watching My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic from S1-S4.

Torture yourself with gruesome images and burn others into your subconscious. Unlock that subconscious and then scream.

At this point, you've only experienced a mere 3% of my life.

6331401 Sounds like a religion d00d. I'll be sure to invite my friends and family so that I can brutally shoot them with a soda can after we finish doing that.

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My whole life I've wanted to become a religion.

And I did. Here, right on FiMFiction.

It made a bunch of people mad.

6331410 Doesn't all religion make people mad, I mean even God was like "yolo, son, you take care of this shit lol".

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lol, no more child support:pinkiecrazy:

6331424 child support is like a baker who hates cake but always bakes it, it becomes non-existant and annoying and you don't know why you're doing it, but hey look a penny on the ground.

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pennies go into panties so i can buy a fleshlight

but hey, not everyone can have a cow:heart:

6331427 Cows are probably what gets Norwegians horny in third world countries like the pacific ocean.

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Looks like I'm gonna have to move to Norway:pinkiecrazy:

6331437 If you do remember not to drink the water because it'll make you want to questions whether or not your big toe is real.

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but it is real!

...welll....mostly:rainbowkiss:

6331442 Feet are like elongated penises except they aren't acceptable in Korea because it might look slightly fun.

6331447 Well if you do Olympians might buy your feet and attach it to robots that they can compete against, not a good idea y'know.

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I ate all of them back in like, early March

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