Tales of a Brony: Love

by YourPrivateNightmare

Chapter 10: It's a trap!

Chapter 10: It’s a trap!

Next morning I got up pretty late.

“Shouldn’t stay up that late...Not used to it...”

I thought about yesterday. Did Twilight just pretend to be asleep? Or was she asleep and just didn’t say anything when I carried her? Was it some kind of a weird test? Maybe she wanted to know if I would try anything funny when she’s asleep. Did that mean I had passed the test? I did’t know.

I decided to take my mind off things by taking a walk through town. I took my paintings from yesterday with me, so I could leave them at the town hall. After that I would visit the Doctor. I still had some setting up to do.

“Won’t get away this time, Doc” I thought.

I arrived at the town hall, and showed the Mayor my paintings. She was obviously satisfied.

“They will give the town hall a much more beautiful look.” She smiled.

I blushed a little. I wasn’t used to so much appreciation.

Then I headed towards Ditzy’s house.

“Hello? Anypony there?” I called out, when I arrived.

No answer.

I looked in the garden, but nopony was there. Then I noticed that something else was missing: The TARDIS!

“Doctor Whooves, you little son of a bitch. Looks like, you’ve gotten away again.”

So as there was nothing else to do, I decided to go back to town and look for new motifs for painting. Suddenly I noticed, that I had eaten nothing since yesterday morning. Right on cue my stomach rumbled. I decided to look for a restaurant and eventually found one, where I ordered the largest food on the menu (I was really hungry now). While eating I noticed a mare with a cart selling roses on the street. After I finished eating and paid, I went up to her. Those roses were really beautiful.

“I could buy one for Twilight...But wouldn’t that be too soon. I mean, if I give her a red rose now I might like...scare her off or something...” I thought.

I decided to buy one, just in case. Then I wanted to go to my usual place for painting., when I suddenly bumped into Rarity.

“I’m so sorry. Are you okay?” I tried to apologize.

“I’m fine. At least you didn’t ruin my beautiful styling.

“Yeah...whatever. I think I’ll go now.”

“Wait, I saw you buying a rose over there. Why?” She asked curiously.

“Well...just...I like roses, okay.” I tried to avoid telling the truth.

“I see, I see. Well, could you do me a little favour?” She asked.

“Uhm...yeah, why not? What is it?”

“You’re famous now in Ponyville.”

“I am?” I asked suspiciously.

“Of course, you are. You’re number one subject of conversation in town. The mysterious stranger who appears out of nowhere and turned out to be a talented artist” She chirped.

That was honestly surprising. I knew that some Ponies already were talking about me, but number one subject of conversation? That was new.

“And what do you want from me, now?” I asked, although I already knew what she got at.

“Isn’t it obvious, Darling? My boutique needs some decoration and your paintings would fit perfectly. Of course I’ll pay you sufficiently.”

I thought. Rarity didn’t seem to be half as annoying as I thought. And she also seemed to have forgotten that I missed her little makeover appointment. So what could possibly go wrong?

I followed her to the boutique.

“Oh dear, I totally forgot to clean up. Would you mind if you wait outside until it’s ready? It won’t take more than a minute.” Rarity suddenly said.

“Uhm...okay...if it’s that important to you.” I answered uncertain.

She seemed to be planning something.

“You’re a true gentlecolt. Only a few minutes, okay?” She said, then went into the boutique.

So i waited until I heard her saying:

“I’m ready, you can come in now.”

I stepped inside, but I couldn’t see anything. It was pitch dark.

“Do you have a problem with the lights?” I asked.

Suddenly the door closed.

“Oh shit!”

I tried to open it again, but it was locked.

“It’s a trap! IT’S A TRAP!”

I looked around, but couldn’t see anything. Suddenly someone pointed with a bright flashlight right in my face. I turned my head away.

“What’s going on with you and Twilight? Tell me! TELL ME EVERYTHING!”

“I don’t know, what you’re talking about. We’re just friends!”

That wasn’t even a lie.

“You’re lying. You bought a rose. A red rose! That’s like an official confession” She shouted.

“Okay, okay I admit it. I like Twilight. I like her a lot, but there’s absolutely nothing going on. She just wants to be friends.” I said.

Rarity looked at me for a few moments. Then she turned off the flashlight.

“You look like you tell the truth. I guess I can let you go now, but don’t you ever dare to hurt Twilight. Do you understand me?!” She said.

“Yes I do. I would never try to hurt her.”

“Then, feel free to go.”

“Phew.”

“Oh almost forgot. You remember when I told you I would give you a makeover. Now that you’re here...”

“NOOOOOOOOO!!!”

So I spent the next hour, being trapped in the boutique and getting...ugh...styled.

When Rarity finally finished I busted out of the boutique. I needed to find Rainbow Dash. Eventually I found her relaxing on a cloud.

“Rainbow Dash! I need your help! Now!”

“What’s the matter Xe-. Oh my gosh what happened to you?” She asked.

“Rarity happened. I need a raincloud to get all this hair-gel out of my mane.” I shouted.

“Oh don’t worry. You look...good...sort of.” She said.

I could see that she was trying hard not to burst out laughing.

“Rainbow, please!” I shouted desperately.

“I’m on it.” She said, then dashed off to get a raincloud.

Three seconds later she was back and set the cloud off, right above me. With pleasure, I felt the hair-gel being flushed away.

“Thanks, Rainbow. You saved my day.” I said.

“No big deal.” She responded and flew away to another cloud to take a nap.

Then I went back to my house where I met Spike. He seemed to be looking for something.

“Xenos, there you are. I need your help.” He called out, when he saw me.

“What’s the problem Spike?” I asked.

“You remember, when you said you owe me something, and that I could ask you whenever I need help?”

“Uhm...yeah?”

I wasn’t sure what he was up to.

“Well, I finally have a plan how to win Rarity, but I need your help.” He said euphorically.

“Keep talking I’m listening...”

END OF CHAPTER 10

Comments

[YourPrivateNightmare]

620972
I will. Be also prepared for a mind-blowing finale. Well, I guess it will be...kinda...mind-blowing...at least...a bit.

[Cat Eye]

great

[SonOfTheNorthe]

621269
Mind blowing, huh?

Xenos and Twilight have sex, and as she's giving him a blowjob, he jizzes so hard into Twilight's mouth that her head explodes and her brains splatter all over the wall.
Kinda like this, but the entire thing is red and bloody. Hey, even his jizz-murder is artwork!

mde-art.com/art-blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/abstract-art-face-02.jpg

[SuperPinkBrony12]

Rule #1 of Ponyviliie never trust Rarity until you get to know her and even then think twice.

[YourPrivateNightmare]

623256
That's not exactly what i imagined...but it's an option, I will keep it in mind for later fics...wait what?

[DONFer17]

Um... I have a feeling that you don't like rarity. Who knows?