Chapter Eight - Well, It's A Free Meal...
The world was a blur as Wile. E's eyes began to slowly open, but he could make out a wooden ceiling through his hazy vision. So at the very least he was assured that he hadn't finally crossed over into the afterlife. Unless the afterlife was just a warm comfy living room like the one he was in, as he slowly sat up on the couch he was laying on.
Uuuuugh...where...where the heck am I now? Wile E thought to himself. His head began to throb, and he tried to raise his arm to try and soothe the pain, only to find it wrapped in a sling. In fact, most of his body was covered in bandages and casts where his injuries were. What the? Where did this come from?
His answer came in the form of a quiet feminine voice. "Oh! You're awake now. Are you feeling any better?"
Wile. E turned his head towards the doorway, as the little yellow pegasus that he had tried - and failed - to sneak up on earlier walked into the room. On her back, there was a tray holding a plate of bread slices and a bowl of some sort of soupy concoction. She had a sweet and kind smile on her face as she approached the coyote and knelled down near a small table in front of him, allowing the tray of food to slide from her back and onto the table, Wile. E's eyebrow raised all the while.
The pegasus turned to look at Wile. E, stilling sporting her smile. "Are you feeling any better now, big guy?" she asked in the sort of voice a mother would put on when conversing with a baby. "You had quite a nasty bump on your head. You should stay here and rest for a while until you're feeling better. Would you like your pillows fluffing? Some soft cozy blankets or anything, Mr Coyote?"
Wile. E just frowned, not at all liking the way this would-have-been-dinner winged horse was talking to him. She spoke to him as if she were a mother talking down to a child, and Wile. E did not appreciate it at all. However, the smell of the soup wafted towards his nose, and as he caught its scent, his stomach began to grumble as a reminder of his hunger, and his mouth began to salivate in turn. He looked down at the food on the table for a moment, and then back to the mare, who noted his questioning face.
"Oh, it's just a bowl of plain old tomato soup I keep on hoof," she explained while still wearing her cheery smile. "If it's not your sort of thing, I can have a look around for something else that you might like if you want." Wile. E looked down at the tomato soup, then back to the pegasus, before taking the spoon and scooping up some of the fluid. Eyeing the smiling horse one last time, the coyote put his lips to the spoon and slurped some of the soup.
The taste struck him like an ACME anvil dropped from a thousand feet above. It was wonderful. Wile. E threw his spoon aside and quickly bought the bowl to his mouth, downing the rest of its content in one gulp. Smacking his lips, he held the now empty bowl to the surprised pegasus, looking at her with pleading puppy eyes.
It took a second for the pony to register what he wanted, "Oh, would you like some more tomato soup, Mr Coyote?" she asked sweetly. Wile. E nodded his head furiously in response. The pony giggled and took the bowl into her hooves. "You're an excitable one, aren't you? Okay then, another serving coming right up then!"
Wile. E gave a toothy grin as the little pony fluttered into the next room. Stretching out his arms, he relaxed himself into the couch with a smile. Well, I suppose things worked out well after all. Seeing how this strange horse with the butterfly butt is so willing to give me food for nothing, I think I can put catching that blasted bird on hold for a little while...
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Hey readers! Think we can get this badboy back in the Featured box?
Aye aye Skipper! And I'm glad things are looking up for ya mate!
7943563 My February hasn't been great thus far so if we can get a Like from you I will just explode with gratitude.
Well, at least he's getting a small Pet the Dog moment. Wile E. needs those.
This is just what he needed. Hopefully he will give up his hunt for the Road Runner and become another part of Fluttershy's animal army.
Well it is great to see you again. Also nice to see that the universe gave Wile E a break.
Yay! Welcome back!
Unfortunately, the joke's still on Wile E. While ferrets and other carnivores get fish--he gets tomato soup.
Imagine his disappointment when he learns of this
Thinking back to your commercial, in the 1960s, they actually played Ken'L'Ration commericals. If you had a sample of that for your break, on this site, it would require a GORE tag
Hmm... What could ruin his visit with Fluttershy? Maybe a cute bunny and a god of chaos perhaps
or a visit from Pinkie Pie and her misloaded welcome wagon 
maybe even an ill fated delievery from a certain mail mare 
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That's usually how it goes, yes.
Eh, nice to see you still have the muse to continue this story, so we will try to put it again in the feature box.
It's going to be the little white bastard, eh? Alright Wile. E, take him out without Fluttershy knowing and no one will give you flack for it.
Found this mistake.
Eyeing
7944076 I can't have him eating meat in the story or else Fluttershy will be losing most of her animals. Besides, considering how bloody skinny he is I'd imagine he'd take a liking to any food given to him.
7943610 Is that Square-Eyed Jack from the review show as your avatar?
7944142 You could say the one who spoils his moment of reprieve is the one who will finally kick the story into motion.
7944486 Things have been a bit of a mess for me lately. I've not had a clue what I'm doing with anything. So coming back to have another go at this story will hopefully yield better results this time. I want to try and at least update the story more frequently this time, rather than having people waiting on it for a year. Can you all forgive the hopeless imbecile that is UniqueSKD?
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True. He'd probably go into protein-shock or whatever the diabetic equivalent would be.
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Oh don't think so poorly about yourself, it is all okay in my book. I think I already said it, but waiting a year for a chapter is hardly the longest I had to wait.
Besides with 1500 stories in my "to read" list, I have enough reading materiel to occupy myself waiting for others to update.
7944564 Yes actually, and apologies for the delayed reply. My laptop is having issues right now so I'm typing this comment through my Xbox One. Thank god game consoles today can link to the web. If I could upload my animation projects to Youtube through this thing I'd throw my laptop away period.
7944617 The Mouse Police review made me laugh the other day when I watched it, before the laptop cocked up again. XD
And this is when Wile E. finds out he has an anaphylactic reaction to tomatoes.
Heh, I got a chuckle out of this chapter.
Looking forward to the next one,