The Roadrunner stood over the body of the dazed cyan pegasus, staring down at her. She had collided into the tree pretty hard, but besides muttering something about a 'Jeremy Clarkson' or whatever, and a pretty nasty bump forming on her noggin, she didn't seem too terribly hurt. The tree on the other hand, wasn't as fortunate, broken at the base of the trunk and toppled over from the impact. And I thought only Wile E could withstand a hard hit to the head, the Roadrunner thought to itself. Hmm. That reminds me; where has that silly coyote got to anyway? I doubt he's up to any good wherever he is.
The Roadrunner took one last look at Rainbow Dash's still form. Well, until she woke up from her crash-induced nap, the Roadrunner had nothing better to do. But it couldn't just leave the poor thing out in the open where some predator might chance upon her. The Roadrunner raked some fallen leaves with its feet and covered Rainbow's form with them, hiding her from anything within the forest that might mean her harm. Then turning away from Rainbow Dash, the Roadrunner took off back into the forest, hoping to find that silly coyote and make sure he wasn't causing any trouble.
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In actuality, Wile E was busy getting as far away from trouble as possible
Wile E hobbled through the woods, a large thin branch tucked under his left arm to use as a makeshift crutch. He found himself occasionally falling against the trees he was passing by. Having your legs mauled by a huge, vicious five hundred and something pound bear can really mess up your ability to walk, if you didn't know that already. The bear could have chosen to maul the rest of him and leave little proof of his existence if it so wanted to, but it eventually left him alone when it grew bored of squeezing his rib cage for the umpteenth time.
As the poor injured coyote pressed on, grunting with every step he took, he spotted something from out the corner of his swollen black eye, high above the trees. Turning his attention to it, Wile E saw that it was smoke. And as anyone who had ever read the Scouts manual would tell you, if there was smoke, then there was a fire, and if there's a fire, there had to be someone around to have made it, and if there's someone else in this forest beside the coyote himself, then there was a meat shield to hide behind in case the bear came back for Round Two.
Well, the Roadrunner's disappeared to who knows where, I'm lost in this darn place, and I'm pretty sure I'm bleeding internally in several different places, Wile E thought to himself. I'll take my chances with who or whatever is making all that smoke.
And so off in the direction of the smoke did Wile E go, limping as quickly as he could go.
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Fluttershy hummed cheerfully to herself as she tended to her chickens, scattering chicken feed along the ground for them to peck upon. It was a lovely day to be out in the back garden of her little cottage home with all of her animal friends. Angel Bunny was sitting on a little bench happily munching away on a carrot. Harry the bear was having a little tea party with a few canaries that Fluttershy was nursing for one of Ponyville's citizens, and her hens were enjoying their tasty chicken feed.
So what was the deal with the mangled coyote creature that suddenly collapsed behind Fluttershy, scaring the daylights out of her?
I was wondering when this would update! So Dashie is still KOed after smacking into the Roadrunner... And Wile E just found Fluttershy, what shenanigans will happen next? We'll just see...
Great to see this story update again! I wonder how Wile E. Coyote will react to Fluttershy's nurturing nature? Plus hopefully the Road Runner will leave him alone and keep screwing with Rainbow Dash.
Woohoo, another chapter!
I could care less, I'm just glad you updated!
7691628 Don't expect another chapter too soon...or at all. My interest in writing fanfiction has slowly been turning right off. This might as well be the last chapter of the story because I don't know if I'll be motivated enough to bother trying to attempt to finish this sad excuse of a story.
But hey, i forced myself to write this much for the new chapter so there's a tiny little ray of hope. I'm surprised somebody like you came so soon to see this story as soon as it popped up.
7691638 i wonder if i'll even be interested in updating the story again at all. Is it even worth it on a site where clopfics are more respected than heartfelt stories written by people far more competent than me?
7691639 You're glad now, but we'll see how long that lasts. Probably another year before the next crappy chapter.
Woot! Houston! We haz a pulse!
Wiley's been mauled by an Ursa Minor, now is at Flutter's cottage on the outskirts of Ponyville. Assuming he can survive Mr. Griz taking on Ursa's light work, Wiley will then be facing the rest of Ponyville.
Brothers Warner protect this poor lost soul--he's gonna need it!
7691656 You're getting excited over something I may not consider worth continuing. I only did this because you asked for another chapter. I don't feel like there's a real payoff to writing anything anymore. Not when everyone is going to stoop down over to clopfics soon or later.
On top of that. I really don't find anything good about my writing. I just...can't get into it like I used to.
But do people really want another chapter out of...this thing?
Well, old Wile E.'s gone to the right place. Poor guy needs some TLC.
Next chapter: Harry mauls the coyote... Again?
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Yes we do like stories like this. The problem is it just looks like the clopflicks are that popular. A majority of the stories I enjoy are non clop. As I have stated before, of all the Looney Toons cartoons the Road Runner ones are among my favorite.
7691673 Just letting you know we still want to see more of this.
And so what if everyone, including me, are writing clop flicks? It certainly doesn't mean you have to write such to compete. Write your own stuff, and know you're good at it. People will still want to read them.
Besides, we all know clop fics only come in spurts and then it's back to a sleepy normal.
7691673 But most of the clopfics are awful! And trust me, I've seen lots of bad stuff in the furry fandom! But some of these clopfics are ATROCIOUSLY awful! So bad, I can't even bring myself to troll them!
I NEED silly crossovers like this, lest the rage consume me and I release the doom virus!
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Oh wow. More people commenting on this pile of yesterday's news? Maybe not everyone is into clopfics as I thought. Huh. My faith in the fandom has been slightly restored a little bit.
7691697 Well, that's actually good to hear.
7691691 Well...maybe I can at least try to do another chapter and see if my enthusiasm remains intact long enough to carry this on again.
But I have a Christmas animation to get ready for December so story writing is going to be pretty damn slow, man.
7691696 At least there are other people who share my view of clopfics.
Another chapter might be worth attempting. But it'll take time since I am working on my Christmas animation.
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Take your time, hopefully not as long as the last time, but write when you feel it. Try not to force it.
Yay, your back. What ways will reality find to screw over Wile E. next?
7691698 Hey, I keep the filter on, so I don't even see the clopfics. I'd much rather read something silly like this. I'm in agreement with those who would like to see this continue, Unique.
7691653 Dude. I only Track stories that I think are worth Tracking. Yours happens to be one of them.
Furthermore, of the ones I Track, only handful end up in my Favourites library. Your fanfic made it there.
There's not nearly enough good fanfics out there with Wile E. and the Roadrunner. Hell, yours is the only one I know to even exist. That's gotta count for something, yes?
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Sincerely, I feel for you, man.
And I agree wholeheartedly with Alondro--there's so much clop that's just plain shit that it's not worth bothering to look at their description much less read. Part of the problem is, however, there's a lot of shit that doesn't have clop, either--it's STILL shit. So it's still a bit of hit and miss in finding good stories at all--and that's what sometimes makes it depressing when I'm looking for something decent.
Personally, I don't mind sex in good stories, just so long as they ARE good stories--that is, they'd STILL be a good story with or without any sex. I'm just not intimidated by seeing them. I can take them or leave them. And I'm certainly not going to be put off writing something just because others are or are not doing the same thing. I wasn't put off by all the Anthro stories that were flooding the place back when I first started writing here, nor was I intimidated by all the "Displaced" stories that were making their rounds when I created my other two stories. And I'm not worried that none of mine are all that popular at the moment or that they're barely even holding onto parity where it comes to thumbs-up/down. So don't let yourself be intimidated, either.
I don't know if you can see my Top Faves Short List or my Faves-Completed-Stories lists. Check them out, if you can. All of those gave me a big impact of some sort when I read them, some as comedies, some as dramas, and yes a few even have sex in them (refer back to the preceding paragraph about what I said about such), and some really, really deep. And not all of them for the same emotional impact--just very strong impacts. But I think you'll find there's a common element in all of them: they are GREAT stories!
And I'll be honest with you: this story of your isn't "GREAT"--but it is still really "GOOD"! And it's most definitely worth reading, worth looking forward to more of it, and worth telling you so! As I said previously, this is Comedy Gold.
Yay it's back.
I don't mind being short and I don't care if I must wait another year for another chapter (not the longest I wait for), a Looney Toons story is always worth it.
7691698 I know, right?
We need GOOD clopfics!
Especially those that ship Fluttershy with that red dragon. Totally hot!
*Faith utterly destroyed*
7694567 Now that I have recovered from reading your comment...ahem...
Never speak ill of Fluttershy.
7699482 Fluttershy with Harry the bear? They do seem awfully close...
7701873 What's that? i should just delete this fanfic and leave this site forever?
Well, if that's what you say, Alondro.
7701942 Fluttershy with the Hindenburg?
A ship sure to go down in flames!
7702168 Alondro shipped with a yacht?
That way you can sail away before you annoy me with these shipping ideas.
7702210 Alondro shipped with a black hole! A void none can escape from!
7704994 i'm asking for real now, please stop making up shippings, okay? it's beginning to annoy me a bit, and I'm struggling to do something on my side of the screen.
(I swear i will make this Christmas animation the best holiday video I've made so far...just please let it be good enough for people to enjoy...)
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Please do not judge yourself based off other authors, several are basically professional writers on this site alone. If you want some help this group Looking for Editors helps connect with editors. This group Author Support helps authors. This group Authors helping authors would be a good peer review group.
7736935 Meh. Time will tell.
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