Witness the best day an awesome tortoise like Tank could ever have.
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Majin Syeekoh
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This is before reading but I can only wonder about the Luna and Tank tag at the bottom. Also, I approve of the word Awesome, Day and Most in this fic.
Edit: After reading, I can guarantee that this story is awesome. images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/27000000/Tank-tank-the-tortoise-27042509-500-337.jpg
Like a true G. Who knew that Tank was such a ladies . . . tortoise. Either way, this was hilarious, and I think Luna x Tank is OTP.
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I'd like to thank you all for the glowing recommendation.
And yes. Tank is boss.
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Tank is literally THE boss. Celestia comes to him for advice on how to rule sometimes, but it is under strict confidentiality, hence why Luna doesn't know.
Yes. Just yes! Tank is now my most favorite animal MLP character of all time for this.
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that was silly. i liked it.
5509963 Celestia raises the sun for Tank every time he wants to put on his dope shades.
5509967 Tank is indeed the lewdest.
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You don't want to know what she lowers the sun for.
Ah Tank, the best alicorn pimp in town, now a toricorn.
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They call him . . . the pimpicorn.
Wait a minute..
Wings, spikes(okay, horn)... He's the fucking death-on-swift-wings shell from Mario Kart! That son of a whore! Quick, turn him over on his back to keep the jerk out of professional kart racing!
*Clicks upvote at 5:0*
*Goes to 16:1*
Well, that was quick.
Hahaha, this was great. Tank is the most awesome torticorn ever. Now Rainbow just needs to paint him blue and his awesomeness shall be absolute!
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(If someone could find the source for this that would be cool)
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You're too late! Mwahaha!
I imagine that Tank's voice sounds like Space Dandy's.
Yep, definitely using that as a pick-up line one of these days.
There is no other way to describe it. Just
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Tank: Just stay dandy, baby.
i.imgur.com/whFdXVm.gif
5510018 Mind.Blown.
This needs a Sequal. Followed by at least six more, with each one more awesome than the last. I always knew Tank was a bad-ass, the moment he pulled out his pimp shades in the show was automatic proof.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read. It wasn't just awesome either. It was tort-awesome!!!
5510355 It is indeed tort-awesome.
Hilariously cracked
And im over 90% done with all of yoru stories
You know, for a 1,001 word story, this isn't half bad.
5510415 Thanks.
Have fun in the feature box!
Who would win in an alicorn fight? Torticorn or Princess Bloomberg?
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Why isn't this featured yet?
That tortoise has swag.
I want a Tank x Luna continuation now.
Tank is best pet!
Yet another awesome story by The Great and Talented Syeekoh! I am not worthy
5511330 DO ET DO ET DO EEEEET!!!
5510853 Depends if Tank got a speed boost and if Bloomberg had the reaction time and fury of a whomping willow.
...wut...????
Tank!
BEST TURTLE EVER!
5512799 Indeed he is.
5512937 TORTOISE PERCENT COOLER!
11/pie
In your face Angel Bunny!
STILL want to race?
Torticorn vs Hare... Let's do this!
5512979 ...we talked about this already, but in the base that allows p as a number, that's a terrible ratio.
This story is awesome and funny.
Fimfic reader 1 (my friend): "What does the page say about the fic's word count?"
Fimfic reader 2 (me): "It's over 1000!"
Fimfic reader 1: "whut?"
An actual conversation...
This is the kind of shit that makes this site great
We should all strive to be as awesome as Tank.
Stay awesome man
I imagined Tank in this story had the same voice as Mr. Gus from Uncle Grandpa.
I was reading this in bed and giggled so hard I woke my wife and cat. Kudos!
This needs a Comedy tag!
Looks like someone has been reading the Journal of the Two Sisters. (So have I.)
Did you know that tortoises cannot die of old age? So it is possible that Tank already knew Celestia and Luna.
I imagined Tank's voice as Scootaloo's from the Mentally Advanced Series. HOO!
~KBO.
This is so dumb.
Oh, I snickered mightily. It lives up to its tag. It works.
But this is so dumb.
Tank eats an apple to look like even more of an asshole.
Honestly this is the kind of insanity that gives me hope that we aren't doomed to a lack of creativity in the near future, good work.
Tank is best princess.