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That was the funniest thing I read in a while. Period.
This is good sir, may I ha-i mean yeah, aaanyways, I like the writing, and this was an...interesting plot. AJ queen of the DD's, didn't think of that.
It was funny too.
Good one.
That was... Interesting
When you had 'Arfur', all I could think of was that guy from Fable 2 who mutilated words.
I wouldn't mind if she would pull my sword... oh god, that was corny.
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What fuckery did I just read?
Well then, that was a thing.
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... This. This is what I was wondering. "Did AJ just have sex with the God of Anger, Excalibur?"
I don't what to think
Dat description.
oh man just reading that description made me laugh a bit , bet the fic is even better....
This guy...this fucking guy...
You...you...YOU...
Magnificent bastard.
That was vaguely entertaining
I think know that I've read it I like your more story oriented fics a lot more
Just another story I should be fucked up enough to write, but too stupid and lazy to actually commit to it.
Bravo.
5507888 the best kind my dear sir
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I..wow...the diamond dog was quite unexpected. *clap*
So Applejack does kegels I see...
"Well I didn't vote for you"
Well, this exists now, and is currently a thing on the featured box. As I quote the diamond dog in the story
I really don't know how to react
Featured, eh? Oooh, Hatty is gonna lose his shit.
Why. Just... Why?
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This.
So...
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5510166 Eh, that's my shtick. Cut it out.
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Um...alright....the hell? I don't...I can't...
... Hat.... Hat, please... Hat.... Shtap. Hat. Why? Hat. I love you. Hat, what?
Remember Ivory? Back when things still made sense? Yeah....
Why did I read this? I don't know what I was expecting... I really don't know what I was expecting... but... Well... I don't know if I should feel awkward... or ashamed that I kinda liked it.
I really think you should've just gone with the Soul Eater reference instead of... This.
That was bloody brilliant.
That is a literal stroke of genius you punny man.
5510609 I'd rather sit through the 1000 provisions...
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5510551 FOOL!
I like to touch my Lancelot.
This was... ah man, it was pretty darn hilarious.
Pfft. Applejack, Queen of the Diamond Dogs.
That's one tight vag
Normally "Impaled by Excalibur" has a slightly different meaning.
She didn't cheat the system, it didn't say that private parts couldn't be used and that females are not allowed.
Well, I didn't need my sides anyway.
Well, it's a shame that wasn't an event in the Canterlot rodeo. Could've saved AJ a lot of heartbreak.
Long live the
kingqueen!FUCK THE POLICE AND FUCK THE SYSTEM !
Would love to see an alternate ending with the Soul Eater Excalibur showing up when it was pulled out.
"FOOL! How dare you pull me out in such an unsanitary way! Does a fool like you have no respect for ancient artifacts?! I mean really! You pulled me out with your-"
Applejack: *shoves sword back into the stone and bucks downward to push the entire blade in* "There. Nopony is gonna slice their leg and I won't have to deal with that annoying varmint."
Hat, Hat, Hat
There are maybe five people on this site that could write something this random, I'm just glad you wrote it.
I read it all the way through, and I couldn't stop laughing because of the ridiculousness. XD
5511682 why has nobody done a story with Excalibur and Trixie trying to out-one-up each other? Or PinkiexExcalibur shenanigans?