One day, you will all come to my funeral just to make sure that I stay dead, but today is not that day | https://ko-fi.com/chillybook
Principal Celestia hates the mornings. She makes it through the start of her day with a nice cup o' joe. But what happens when Canterlot City has no coffee whatsoever? Calamity ensues in the form of chatty baristas, blindfolded Sirens, and students who refuse to understand that there are not to be electronics on school grounds!
Part of the Coffee Trilogy, which also includes: Sweet Sixteen (Thousand) and Pinkie and the Bear-Monkey
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Jitters uncontrollably
5483951 You are everywhere my lord and savoir!!!
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This was just so much fun on so many levels. Especially the bit about the cafeteria village.
Oh, this was just to good.
6897293 Glad you enjoyed
I bet Applejack was trying to dry up the beverage market so that anyone who was thirsty would have no choice but to buy apple cider, apple juice, and apple tea.
7024084 Clever explanation. If apple horse wasn't such a background pony, I might've thought of it.
Pinkie and the Bear-Monkey explains the shortage
"Sister, you're overreacting!"
"Am I? Suppose they were out of tea?"
"They're out of tea!?!?!!?! NIGHTMARE MOON, BITCHES!!! DIE DIE DIE!!!!"
7032680 That's hilarious, fam
My one criticism is that you gave the stores real life names, which IS just a nitpick, but it bugs me.
This was hilarious, despite that.