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GravityDefyingCoffeeMug


A steaming cup of coffee that will never spill – the perfect gift for a dad!

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In the staff-only smoking room of Canterlot High School, Celestia asks her co-worker, Discord, a question he would never expect to come out of the principal's mouth.


Rated T for mature language.

Chapters (1)
Comments ( 18 )

That's different, I like it.

He cocked his head at her, smoke lifting into his field of vision, clouding her appearance in grey swirls that hang in the air. It was as if he was looking at her through a filter; pale pink skin had a greyish tint and her prismatic hair was somewhat a bit grayscale.

Hello, Principal Molestia!
(aka, I see what you did there)

Nice tease (and a good story, too)

Those hips do not lie.

I let my child read this and now he smokes at least two packs a day. 0/10

In all seriousness, I think this was a bit too descriptive. That's the nature of the piece, that's how you get so short an event up to 1,000 words, but it felt a bit of a drag to me

8942544
To be honest, I hated this story. It was just on my mind and I had to do something about it.

This was strangely enjoyable. XD

This means Discord is...

https://m.

OH NO! Molestia crossed over.

8942544
Hehe!!! :rainbowlaugh:

I see what you did there. Good one.

To be fair, Discord's not the only being of chaos who's an ass man.

I like to believe that Celestia would be a troll no matter what universe it was.

PresentPerfect
Author Interviewer

That's sexual harassment and he doesn't have to take it anymore

You've got a serious way with the word, haven't you? :)

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I did not expect you of all people to read any of my stuff. Thank you so much!

PresentPerfect
Author Interviewer

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I apparently read your one Tempest fic a while back and didn't like it, but this was pretty good, so it seems you've honed your craft. I'll read more in the future. :)

I disagree with Discord it's all about them tits

“Well,” He responded, intending to continue with some smart-ass comment,

Given the context, I suppose a smart ass-comment should be in order.

:trollestia:

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