We all know Twilight Sparkle used to be a friendless bookworm, but do you know the story of the 108th page?
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This takes place in Canterlot, before Twilight moved to Ponyville.
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What the---?
I heard this joke before. Bravo to you for reminding me of this.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!..... Wait sense when does equestria have jews???
This is basically a single joke with a long lead up. treat it as such. Last line might be slightly offensive to some, but I'm too unfazed by stuff like that to care. I got no beef against the Juden.
Just the Librarian
An old joke.
The Librarian's religion has nothing to do with her inflating the price of the book. The joke would have been as good if you had finished with:
The Librarian had ripped her off!
As it is, the ending is just offensive.
25606
Hey, the Old Testament describes Jewish unicorns:
Psalms 92:10 But my horn shalt thou exalt like the horn of an unicorn: I shall be anointed with fresh oil.
Job 39:9-10 Will the unicorn be willing to serve thee, or abide by thy crib? Canst thou bind the unicorn with his band in the furrow? or will he harrow the valleys after thee?
Job 39:11 Wilt thou trust him, because his strength is great? or wilt thou leave thy labour to him?
Job 39:12 Wilt thou believe him, that he will bring home thy seed, and gather it into thy barn?
The bigger question is: Since when did Equestria have goyim?
....That's not funny, dude. That's actually pretty rude.
The funniest thing about this is how it has 801 words.
25640 If you think ending it that way would be a good idea, your a Jew, and/or a fucking moron.
Who in there right mind would come up with such an un-comedic and ultimately stupid way to end a story, you are a disgrace to imaginaries everywhere.
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The amount wrong with being a Jew is equal to the amount wrong with being religious.
In other words, nothing.
and it makes sense for it to end the way they said, because the recommended price is ten bits.
it is sold for 45 at a discount.
So, that's a rip off.
Meh. Shouldn't have ended with the jew comment, but that's just me. Not because I found it offensive, more because it would have made it funnier.
Rightir_Russian_Mare, you're pushing it a little with this ending here, but I'm not going to delete it on that basis. But please refrain from being plain offensive in the comment section.
Thanks.
That scared me for a moment. Gawsh, that's hilarious
From an objective point of veiw, funny; from a personal point of veiw, not funny.