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BewhoUr


I don't care if you're black, white, bisexual, straight, gay, lesbian, short, tall, fat, skinny, rich, or poor. If you're nice to me, I'll be nice to you. Simple as that.

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So... Long story short, Twilight messed up a time travel spell. And somehow she extracted a parallel, gender-swapped version of the chaos god.
He isn't exactly pleased with this...
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Tagged teen for mild language and violence.

Chapters (1)
Comments ( 24 )

All in all, pretty good. You just have to remember to put a character's actions with their dialogue otherwise it starts to look a little uneven. Like this:

Eris looked equally surprised.

"I'm a guy?"

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Thank you very much :heart: I'll remember that, and I'm glad you liked!

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You're quite welcome. :twilightsmile:

Well then... Discord is dead meat.

There is an obvious solution to this problem, of course.

No species where the opposite sexes are uniformly murderously territorial toward each other could ever survive. If opposite-gender draconequui try to kill each other like male fighting fish, they could never mate. So obviously, these guys only behave like this because they're not in a mating cycle.

The solution is to cast a spell that causes estrus. Admittedly it would probably end up working on Discord, not Eris like it would normally, because chaos, but it doesn't really matter which one of them goes into estrus because then both of them would probably prefer to make love not war. :-) And since we now know that they're murderously territorial, we don't need to worry about the horror of a world full of baby draconequui, since obviously they couldn't survive without some means of their parents kicking them out of the nest and going somewhere else; thus even if Discord is the one who ends up reproducing, their world will only have to tolerate multiple draconequui for a short while, if at all (it may be that the protocol is that the child-bearing one goes to a planet or dimension with no draconequus, lays an egg, and leaves... cue the chaos after hatching.)

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Woah... xD
All the theories. Interesting!
Thats such a good idea too *u*
I have something planned for the next chapter thats a little less... clopish? (That is now a word e.e)
Awesome! You've figured out my own fic better than I could xD

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But hey its just a theory, A fimfiction theory thanks for reading!

(4/5 moustaches want moar!!!! :moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache:)

Let's get ready to rumble!!!!!

Second after i comment and read, somepony dislikes this, whoever did/does, FUCK YOU! I may respect your opinions but this is genuinely funny, and i like it to much.

5289823 THIS IS WHAT YOU SHOULD DO LONG RUNNERS ON, FUNNY SHIT LIKE THIS GOES FAR!

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Woah *u*
Thanks!
Funny shit huh?
I think I like that title xD

5290606 Because of title: Luna better get used in this story and use the title line, OR ELSE.

5291045 Check ur PM's sent u some funny ass shit.

and then angry sex happened.

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It's time for the SUPER AMAZING END CARD TOURNAMENT!
This time, my loyal theorists, I want to know who you think would win a death match: Discord or Eris.

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Go team boy chaos! or girl chaos!

This is pretty good. I had some trouble following the dialogue though overall I liked it.

Whaen is this going to be worked on again? Pls no abandon, this was one of my favorites that you wrote.

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Its not left to rot, 13 on the nose (The next chapter) is a WIP.
I'm glad you like it! C: I love writing this one, personally.:duck:

5508327 And i love reading this one personally :twilightsmile:.

Sheesh.... I feel like this 'Eris' gal is a teenager. Well she acts like a teenager.

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