• Member Since 28th Jul, 2014
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Lady Maria


Secrets beckon to all humans but only the foolish and ignorant search for what is not meant to be discovered. Such is the fate of men.

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As of this morning everything was normal but at 11:00 Pm when a huge storm hit I was teleported to the land of technicolor ponies! I am now also in the body of my faveorate dark souls boss! ORNSTEIN THE DRAGON SLAYER!!!

Chapters (4)
Comments ( 43 )

TARKUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSS!!!....
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Wait, wrong meme.

Ah, Orenstein my brother, I see you have made it before me.

5193332 Tarkus? He never even made it to anor londo! XD

I am now also in the body of my faveorate dark souls boss! ORENSTEIN THE DRAGON SLAYER!!!

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5227539 XD welcome my friend! Hop on and join the douche bag express!

Heeyyyy what's popping my niggas-OH SHIT! That vocab though!

5227652 Just noticed the vocab and hey you changed your name again!

5227657 And you are? I forget honestly sorry about that bro...

5227661 I never really followed man just awhile back read some of your abyss lord

5227665 Did you like it P.S the story is finished

5227671 Im going in on neutral man gore is extreme uh story wonky as fuck sorta and well vocab not trying to be a dick here but its pretty bad man need a little improving uh ya i know its finished. Uh man run on sentence

5227683 Brilliant! The asshole brigade consist of Myself, Smough, Artorias, Curan, And Gough!!!

Hey man grammar triple thumbs up title page of the story was bad this? Great!

Come on, dude. His name is spelled in game numerous times. There's a comment pointing out his name is misspelled.

Applejack is one word not two.

Seriously? DT and SS are so retarded they're going to try to bully a giant in golden armor and a spear? :facehoof:

5308505 yeah. I see those two as bumbleing idiots but I will fix the spelling Kay?

5197133 Tarkus made it to Anor Londo but he fell from the rafters or was killed

5494204 well you might like my other story Sir Alonne its another dark souls story

5569703 same I always choose the dark ending what do you do?

5569711
Dark because honestly,
who wants to be set alight?

5569714 true plus I become a dark king thats a huge plus right there!

5569721
And you get manipulative servants Kaarthe and that old withering snake

5569725 Hey I have another dark souls story you might like its called Sir Alonne

5569768 You know the boss Sir Alonne its basically him going to equestria and having his adventure and new life there in a nut shell

5569784
Who was your least favorite boss?
Mine? The four kings.
I always needed Aria's help because Co-op.

5569801 Manus, Father if the Abyss is my most favorite fight

Next chapter within my life time? Please?

5740804 well read my story Sir Alonne for now my friend.

This shuld be taged [crossover].

mein kampf is a good read

5197133
Tarkus made it to the rafters in Anor Londo but do to his heavy armor, weapons, and shield he was extremely slow. so when the painting guardians attacked him he couldn't fight them like he normally does to his fighting style risking him falling to his death. All he could do was attempt to cross the rafters but we know he fails as we can collect his armor and weapons in two chests on the floor below.

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