It was morning, the sun shined through the windows of the barn which rudely interrupted my sleep. I growled as I turned away and tried to go back to sleep but just as I was doseing off the barn door was bucked open. "Apple jack said not to wake Sir Orenstein up!" I little filly's voice said as another filly's voice retorted in the most revolting up tight tone ever.
"What ever losers! Silver spoon and I are going to see this so called alien and prove that aliens don't exist!" The snarky little filly's voice said as she kicked open the barn door and walked up to me.
"Oh this is so a alien guys you can just see its slimy skin!" The pinkish filly said with sarcasm so thick you could cut it with a butter knife. The pink filly then started to punch me with her hoof. The silver-ish one laughed with the pink one as they mocked the other three fillies. Now from my past I've always hated bullies so this is what I did.
I started to growl and slowly get up and grab my dragon slayer spear as I rose to my full size then I said, "So you think it is funny to make fun of others and make them feel bad huh you little punks?!" I said as I started to march towards them as they tried to run away but were stopped as I picked them both up with my free hand. "Let me ask you two something... Do you feel lucky? Huh punks?" I growled as I stared death into their terrified eyes.
"W-we are sorry for punching you mister w-we won't ever do it again!" The silver one yelped.
The pink one looked at the silver pony in surprise. "Silver spoon you are apologizing to this... THING!" The pink filly yelled as she glared at her best friend.
"Y-yes?" The silver one said as she flinched.
I squeezed them to get their attention and said, "If I see you two harassing any other pony ever AGAIN! I WILL TAN YOUR SORRY LITTLE HIDES AND BANISH MAKE YOU GO HOLLOW DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?!" I yelled making them both cry.
"Y-yes w-we do! Don't hurt us! Please!" They both begged as I tossed them across the room and said these words, "Scram now!" They both took the chance and ran like hell away from the barn bawling their eyes out.
I huffed as I turned around and sat against the barn wall. I looked at the three fillies as they were stareing at me in wonder. "What?" I said as they just stood there and stared at me with their jaws hanging open.
"That... Was... AWESOME!!!" They said in unison as they ran off to tell everypony about how I made Diamond Tiara and her friend Silver Spoon a crying mess. I sighed aand walked out the door into the orchard to take my morning walk...
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5227539 XD welcome my friend! Hop on and join the douche bag express!
Heeyyyy what's popping my niggas-OH SHIT! That vocab though!
5227649 What?
5227652 Just noticed the vocab and hey you changed your name again!
5227657 And you are? I forget honestly sorry about that bro...
5227661 I never really followed man just awhile back read some of your abyss lord
5227665 Did you like it P.S the story is finished
5227671 Im going in on neutral man gore is extreme uh story wonky as fuck sorta and well vocab not trying to be a dick here but its pretty bad man need a little improving uh ya i know its finished. Uh man run on sentence
5227671 Idea was good though
5227620 meh why not , for the asshole brigade !
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5227683 Brilliant! The asshole brigade consist of Myself, Smough, Artorias, Curan, And Gough!!!
5228250 thanks!
Come on, dude. His name is spelled in game numerous times. There's a comment pointing out his name is misspelled.
Applejack is one word not two.
Seriously? DT and SS are so retarded they're going to try to bully a giant in golden armor and a spear?
5308505 yeah. I see those two as bumbleing idiots but I will fix the spelling Kay?