Waking up as Ornstein The Dragon Slayer

by Lady Maria

What happened before hand...

It was a clear sunny day in Kansas city, there was not a cloud in the sky! I woke up this morning at 8:30 AM to get ready for the Dark souls convention and I was sure to win first prize!

"Come on... Ah there we go Perfect" I said as I finished putting my armor on. I looked at myself in the mirror checking for any flaws. As I scanned my armor in the bathroom mirror everything was in perfect condition. "Now we can go to the convention and blow away the competition!" I said then picked up my custom made dragon slayer spear made off reinforced brass and steel. The spear actually emits a electrical charge from the spear's blade. The blade has a special device that is solar powered. The wings of the spear have solar panels that blend in perfectly with the brass. The voltage of the spear was enough to actually do harm in I switched it to attack mode.

As I made sure that the spear was turned down to minimal voltage I walked out the door and started my car. I turned on the radio and listened to the news. The weather came on and this is what I heard, "Just recently the radar has picked up a thunder storm that has the potential to give birth to tornadoes!" The reporter said then continued. "These cities need to be ready for this storm cell and if you live in these cities be sure to have a plan of action! The cities are as listed, New livent, Drano heights, Chiseled creek and Kansas city." I then change the station to rock and roll and think to myself. "Man these weather men need to up their game because I do not see a cloud in sight!" As I finish my thoughts I take a left turn into the area where the convention is.

12:30 pm

I turn the car off and get my wallet and spear. I lock the car then proceed to enter the mall with the convention in it. As I walk in I see other cos-players dressed up as, Solaire, Lautrec, The fire keepers, and even black knights! I walked in as I walked down the middle of the room to the room where the cos-play contest was being held. I walk in and I signed up at the last second. As the last few people walk onto the stage showing off their costume It was then my turn. I walked up holding my spear and turned on the electric charge. The spear then had visible static charge coming off the spear's blade. I then stand there as the judges look at me with disbelief. I then was dismissed and took a seat in the crowd. One of the judges got up on stage then spoke, "Now for the moment we have all been waiting for The winner is.... Gabriel Showalter!" I then took the que and got up onto stage. and claimed my award. As soon as I had it I heard the tornado siren and several explosions. After that everything went black...

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Meanwhile in
Ponyville

The world was in a panic Discord was terrorizing the ponies and other races and was summoning a powerful god to finish them off. "AHAHAHAH! Now this world will fall at my wrath come my loyal servant show them what the meaning of chaos really means!" Discord shouted as his arms were open wide as he was staring at the light from the summoning portal.

"Discord don't do this!" Celestia shouted as she tried to move forward but was blown back by the wind. As soon as she recovered and helped up by the main six, she opened her eyes. Then a huge 9 foot giant appeared out in golden and brass armor he was clearly superior even to Discord. The giant was in golden and brass armor with a helm that looked like a lion. he was holding a 11 foot spear made out of reinforced brass, gold and steel (Basically it is unbreakable because magic that's why.)

Discord laughed like a maniac the said, "Come now my slave I have summoned you from your eternal prison and now you shall serve me!" The giant however didn't take the information to kindly...

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As I opened my eyes I saw what looked like a deformed horse mutated with a goat, snake, and eagle, and a dragon combined into one ugly mother fucker. I then hear him call me a slave then that's when I broke. I then grabbed him by the neck and held him up to my face and spoke these words, "I am slave to no one and I will do as I please!" My anger then makes the spear emitted powerful occult energy. I then drive my spear through his hear killing the twisted demon known as Discord.

I dropped his body and absorbed his soul. The other 7 just stared at me in bafflement. I was disturbed by the silence and decided to break it. "Um hello I am Orenstein The Dragon Slayer nice to meet you," I said then bowing respectfully. Then a pink blur came up and hovered inches from my face and said, "OmygoshIhaven'tseenyoubeforemynameisPinkiePieandIamponyville'sveryownpartyponynicetomeetyouMr.Orenstein!" The pink pony said so fast that i couldn't understand a word she said.

Then a angry rainbow maned pegasus pulled the pink pony away and said, "Pinkie pie stay away from that beast did you see what he just did to Discord?! He'll kill you!" I scowled under my helmet and said, "Hey look here you little rat I am not a beast I am a sentient being and I have a name!" I said growling at her then a loud voice interrupted.

"ENOUGH!!! Rainbow Dash is that anyway to treat a person who just saved us?!" Princess Luna snapped at Rainbow dash then turned her head and said, "We are very sorry that the element of loyalty has treated you with such disrespect. Hello I am princess Luna and you are?" Princess Luna asked as she held out her hoof.

I snapped out of my trance and shook her hoof, "My name is Orenstein the Dragon Slayer nice to meet you princess," I said nodding my head in respect. As I finished greeting Princess Luna another purple alicorn was now in my face. "Um excuse me miss but can you please get out of my face." I said in a stern tone.

"Oh I'm sorry I just haven't seen anything like you before! What are you anyways?" the purple alicorn asked.

"Well that's simple I am a..." I paused realizing I'm Orenstein the dragon slayer then continued with my answer. "I am a Giant or refereed by humans A god of lightning." I said simply as I turn away to get personal space but ma stopped by a white pony with a curly purple mane.

"Oh my what is your armor made out of? I admire it so your armor is superior to anything I have ever seen!" She said with her eyes glowing in awe.

"My armor is made of reinforced gold and brass." I said as she circled me then said, "I must know who made this!" She said as her eyes stayed glued on my golden and brass armor.

"Girls!" A motherly voice came from the taller alicorn named Celestia. "Please leave Orenstein alone you are stressing him out." Celestia said then the mares swarming me obeyed and went away she then spoke again, "Come sir Orenstein you must be tired let me take you back to ponyville and we can discuss your this situation your in over tea."

I then relaxed and said, "Gladly." Then Celestia and I went to ponyville to discuss this odd occurrence over some earl grey tea.

Author's Note:

This chapter starts out slow but it will get interesting soon I pinkie promise you all!

Comments

[Uberdeathninja]

TARKUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSS!!!....
...
Wait, wrong meme.

[DontFearTheSuperman]

Ah, Orenstein my brother, I see you have made it before me.

[Ianthinarum]

It's Ornstein...

[sasuke2490]

lulz

[Lady Maria]

5193332 Tarkus? He never even made it to anor londo! XD

[GNECproductions]

Hey man grammar triple thumbs up title page of the story was bad this? Great!

[Vinyl Nexus Scratch]

5197133 Tarkus made it to Anor Londo but he fell from the rafters or was killed

[DovahLord1233]

DISCORD!!!! NUUUUUUU!!!

[HydraLightning]

5197133
Tarkus made it to the rafters in Anor Londo but do to his heavy armor, weapons, and shield he was extremely slow. so when the painting guardians attacked him he couldn't fight them like he normally does to his fighting style risking him falling to his death. All he could do was attempt to cross the rafters but we know he fails as we can collect his armor and weapons in two chests on the floor below.