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alexmagnet


There are only three real monsters: Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.

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Trixie hates a lot of things, including, but not limited to, high school students, malls, shopping, pretty much everyone else in general, and zombies. It's just her luck that all of these things would combine into one massive amalgamation of annoyance and lumbering death. Fortunately it's not all bad. At least now she can finally take out her anger in a productive way, by smashing zombie heads with a guitar and killing all the people that ever annoyed her.

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Haven't read the story yet, already going Wat.

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Don't worry. That's a common occurrence with alex.

Finished the story. Still going Wat. :rainbowderp:

Nice reference to the Dead Rising series.

alex, you jerk. You actually shipped them.

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Welcome to the world of alexmagnet. Enjoy your stay.

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You say that like you expected anything else.

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That doesn't make you any less of a jerk :rainbowwild:

A human fic by alex? Not even Nostradamus could have predicted this!

This was an obscure, but entertaining read with an unlikely grouping :rainbowlaugh: The read was enjoyable throughout, though it sucked how Flash went out :trollestia: The ending was the best, especially with Trixie and Aria; I might consider shipping them :pinkiesmile:

The pigtailed one on the left shook her head in disgust. "You think everything tastes pretty great, Sonata. You've been saying it nonstop since we got here, even after you ate that puppy, which I still can't believe you did, by the way."

"But it looked so cute!" protested Sonata, making a pouting face. "That's how it works in Equestria. The cuter the pony, the more delicious their souls."

That was too funny :rainbowlaugh:

“Come get some!” added Sonata, breaking away from the group and charging forward, bass guitar held high.

LEEROOOOOOY JENKIIIIINS~!! :pinkiecrazy:

TWILIGHT EX MACHINA

hehe left 4 dead.

I like this Sonata: smarter than she looks.
Has anyone a problem with Flash being eaten alive by zombies?

5167489 Oh, believe me, I've already started to ship!

My favorite line:

Friends just slowed you down like cumbersome baggage. The only people who had them were fools and horses, and she was certainly not a horse.

Mind bendingly hilarious! :pinkiecrazy:
Bravo! Bravo! :raritywink:

a bizarre looking fun from her front pocket

Hilarious in its own right, but not quite sure that's what you meant to say. :raritywink:

That was funny :twilightsmile: I hope there'll be a sequel.

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Has anyone a problem with Flash being eaten alive by zombies?

I guess people are desensitised to that. In a zombie story I wrote, Apple Bloom and Scootaloo fed Sweetie Belle to zombies and no one was disturbed by this (maybe because it made a bit more sense in context).

Hah! Was I kept thinking of Adventure Time while reading this!

Maybe in the sequel the Dazzlings could kill the zombies with this...

Anyone get the TF2 reference. LOL:rainbowlaugh:

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Apparently I didn't get it, because I didn't realize I was making it.

5169324 oh it was the password to the door... same one in meet the spy.

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Huh... I just picked that because I thought it would be funny, which, I assume, is the same reason they picked it.

Flash was eaten by zombies... all hail Trixie!

THIS STORY NEEDS A SQUEL! NOW!

Brilliant!!!!!!

Not being an expert in villainous looks, Trixie couldn't say for sure, but if she were a gambling man, she'd say their hair looked pretty villainous, but that was neither here nor there.

The fact the leader is covered in spikes wasn't a bigger clue?

It was at this point Trixie began to suspect that something bad might be happening.

Okay, the fact this realization was not prompted by seeing a girl torn apart and eaten in front of her is pretty funny.

Grinning, Twilight extracted a bizarre looking fun from her front pocket and held it up.

I'm guessing that should be "gun".

Damn it. Before this, I could've validated my distaste for Rainbow Rocks with the fact that I don't know any of the Sirens' names. Now, because of you, I know them. Just great. I tried to not pay attention, but, well...there were zombies.

On a slightly less sarcastic note: not a fan of sociopath Trixie.


5191956 NO! That typo stays right where it is.

This was hilarious.

If these girls went to the L4D verse, they can work.

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Without context, I simply can't fathom a reason for Apple Bloom and Scootaloo to feed Sweetie Bell to zombies.

It just doesn't make sense.

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They learned that Sweetie Belle killed their parents.

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But how? That also doesn't make sense. How does a very young child kill four grown adults?

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It's a story in which Twist and Button Mash stop a zombie apocalypse started by Bon Bon with mind-controlling candies. I wouldn't think about it too hard.

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See, you should started with the fact it wasn't a super serious fic.

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Well, I wonder if there are fics about ponies fighting zombies that are completely serious... :twilightblush:

5752553 Sense? In MY fanfiction website? That's like saying Silver Spoon wants and longingly yearning for the love and admiration of the CMC after waking up one morning to say Diamond Tiara is no longer her friend because blankflanks have smoother plots. Needs to make sense for authors to spew those out. xD

CMC have a history of butting heads with each other. And whether you like to think it or not, when survival instincts kick in, your friends are more than likely willing to throw you to the proverbial (or literal) wolves if it was the only way to extend their chance or survival. xD

But yeah, let's just say Sweetie Belle may or may not have had a hoof in why Scoots and Apple Bloom have no parents. xDDD

LOGIC? THIS. IS. FIMFICTION!
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Sense? Not on this website! xD

5169744 There needs to be a sequel where our little group rips the zombies apart from the chopper.

My friend did a reading on my stream. I liked it. :twilightsmile:

You know, this is exactly the story I need, so random, yet constistent, so intetesting. I would love a sequel or something of similar fashion

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