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Applejack is known for a lot of things: being honest, being strong, loving her family... apples. But the thing she's most known for is having a really incredible set of eyebrows. It's for this reason that Celestia has seen fit to bestow upon Applejack that highest of honors. She's going to make her a princess... of eyebrows.
It takes less than 24 hours before Ponyville is literally on fire.
You can thank the last Seattle's Angels Podcast this time.
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What the actual fuck!
I had to take a break from reading. Good job sir. Like and fave.
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The Rock and I approve of this story.
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>princess of eyebrows
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I was channeling Satsuki the whole time.
4433364 good
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Yesssssssssssssssss.
I'm not surprised that the sarcastic quirk results in a terrible doom laser. The etymology of "sarcasm" goes back to a word that literally means "to strip off the flesh." The doom laser does that very efficiently, I'm sure.
In any case, a hilarious story. Thank you for it, and remember, with great eyebrows come great responsibility. Even in the Republic of Twitania.
Fucking A.
This is brilliant. Utterly, utterly insane. But brilliant.
Epic Eyebrow Maneuver
Do I even wanna know why Twilight has such a doll?
This was absolutely spectacular
10 out of 10. I loved this. Fav, Like, Follow
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I also can't help but feel that the whole "...wait, why?" aspect was a wee bit meta, given alex's reaction to last stream
Why alex, why?
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It's Smarty Pants.
Haha, this was funny! :D
I can't believe no-one has posted the 12th Doctor (i.e Peter Capadli's eyebrows) picture yet...
This is amazingly wonderful. Just one small typo:
ip should be up
I'm glad I wasn't the only one who noticed Applejack's amazing eyebrow skills.
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Whoops. Thanks for pointing that out.
Kinda wish I had those first two eyebrow abilities, life would be more interesting with them.
Wow. Celestia really dodged the bullet, there
Unbelievably funny story. Every turn, another step further into silliness without losing track of what's really important: Applejack's awesome eyebrows.
Kudos and cake to you.
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I have no idea why I find this particular story more entertaining than any other story in the Random category, and not knowing why mildly disturbs me, which is difficult to do.
So, er... congratulations?
Thou eyebrows doe
This furthers my theory that Discord and Celestia are really just the same person. And as Discord becomes more reformed Celly is going to be able to Troll Harder.
Once again Applejack screws evvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvverything up. Why am I not surprised?
I suppose next Rarity will become the princess of drama.
No, wait, that's too obvious.
The princess of fainting couches and ice cream eaten directly from the tub.
.....and that's how Equestria was made.
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Ooh, that's good.
That actually has a wonderful sense of catharsis about it when you imagine it being the punchline to everything that has happened between October 10, 2010 and now.
4436667 Still there.
I hate when my ip gets tangled. Internet just slows to a halt!
Sequel! Sequel!
(In which Pinkie becomes the Seapony Queen and invades the Ponies' Democratic Republic of Twilight
)
Oh blast it's alexmagnet wrote this. I know of you, and well, I was interested in the story as is. Let's give this a read through, shall we?
*raises eyebrow*
Applejack x Dr. Wily
~The lizardman demands this ship
Well that was special...
... I am bemused, yet entertained.
What the absolute buck. I LOVE IT!
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I absolutely lost it at that line
4433392 Might as well hop on this crazy train too
This was bloody brilliant and hilarious!
...that's it, I'm starting my own county.
Oh lord, you think you could possibly continue this somehow? I dunno how, maybe have Celestia be overthrown by AJ's eyebrows of doom?
This was everything I wanted it to be.
That was funnier then it made sense to be.
Most Excellent.
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Such eyebrows