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Harmony Charmer


♪ Kingdom of ships around me and it looks like I'm the queen ♫

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Sonata and Adagio are constantly wondering where Aria is sneaking off to in the middle of the night and they end up making a shocking discovery about what she's been up to.

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wishing eyes

it is not known widely, but there are two types of wishing eyes..
the first is the type you RIP OUT OF YOUR OPPONENTS HEAD AND RUB TOGETHER WHILE CHANTING 'OU GLIN MAH SHIN' THREE TIMES AND THROWING GLITTER INTO THE POOR BASTARDS EYEHOLES.
the second is just a creeper being creepy and undressing you with his eyes...actually, if you think about it, some people have both..or at least they used to.

enjoyed the story immensely. you know that you have to create a silly story for dagio and nata now.

Is "Spittin' Rhymes" supposed to be their version of Busta Rhymes?

I'm sure the personal journey in discovering the muse for this story was epic.

But I'm going to imagine that it went something like this:


The day was Monday, the 23rd of February, 2015. Harmony Charmer idly ate from a bag of Cheetos™ brand snacks as she browsed the pages of the unrelated to acrobatics but still misleadingly named microblogging site, Tumblr. She stopped suddenly — for surfing the World Wide Web, at any rate — as a reblogged entry caught her attention like flypaper. She stared at it, the words burning themselves figuratively, but not literally, into her memory.

"Neat," she said with a smile, knowing that there was but one course of action she could take: She had to write, and she had to write hard. Maybe not as hard as she had to write for her senior project, because that was pretty damn hard, but she still had to write hard. And fast. But more hard than fast, because writing more fast than hard tended to yield stories like that one she read....

Anyway.

She struck hard and fast (but more hard than fast) while the iron was hot, for only with a hot iron with the steam turned all the way up could she hope to smooth the very wrinkles of reality and bring to the Internet a story that would change everything forever, because now there would be a new story to read.

That story... is this story.

Bang, Bang, baby!

Besides, now Snips and Snails, like, worship me now.

I'm sorry, but I fail to see how being idolized by those two could be considered an achievement of any sort whatsoever... :applejackunsure:

Majin Syeekoh
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I have to say that I really enjoyed this.

First thing that went in my head was " BANG BANG, INTO THE ROOOOM!"

I like the family dynamic they have here. Dagi gets angry because she cares, Nata is an impressionable youth, and Ari is a slightly rebellious one, but they still mostly get along. :pinkiesmile:

Saw bang bang and immediately thought of this

Can't sing? Just rap!
Also, first thing that came to mind when I saw that title... Bang bang, skeet skeet. :ajsmug:

This fic is tight yo!

What an odd coincidence. Just yesterday I was out driving when "Bang Bang" came on the radio and I had the thought, "I can totally picture the Dazzlings singing this." It even has the word "Ari" in it!

this is interesting.

Ok, I don't have anything against this fanfic but I don't think that rapping could be replacement for their songs, not for Adagio, not even for Sonata and Aria. Not that I have anything against rapping, but I do think it's huge step backward and I don't think that Aria can enjoy it, even with her teenage-like character. Just my opinion

Saw the title, instantly thought of this song.

As for the story, it was kind of meh. All that build up and it ended up just being some lame rap battle. Now if that what some do for entertainment, all the power to them. But to go as far as losing sleep over it and gathering in a dark alley to do it. Is a bit much.

I'm not the biggest fan of rap. Far from it, actually. I thought it was great how Aria found out that she could use rap to keep singing even without her pendant. And I like how Dagi doesn't really get the vernacular. I can relate to that...

5668658 I thought the same exact thing. It's not hard to do, really...

It does seem they didn't 'lost' their powers so much as they (the powers) got suppressed for the time being. In the (perhaps not so distant) future the Dazzlings are quite likely to conquer the planet again... With RAP, backed by siren powers. And perhaps friendship.

5669832 Wrong, it's not a downgrade. Power of spoken word isn't any less than the power of a song. More so if you combine them.

MrB

5668780 i love your profile pic :rainbowlaugh:

Now that was the fun brand of stupidity, a barrel of fun. :rainbowlaugh:

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...I honestly can't tell if that is meant to be a legit pop-rock song, or a tongue-in-cheek parody. :rainbowhuh:

Someone needs to get a person who can voice Aria well to rap "monster". Please. This is my dying wish.

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THAT. THAT WOULD BE AWESOME. AND I WOULD LOVE IT.

5675686
YASSSSSSSSS. I just kind of want to hear Aria Minaj

I want to make a rapping Aria fic now. Rapping Aria is the new MLP meme


Oh, by the way, I added this story to my group, hope you don't mind

5675714
Naw, I don't mind. Plus, oh my gosh, I started an internet trend, YES. HAHAHAHA. I kinda want there to be stories for Dagi and Nata now... Like, Rappin' Ari, Dancin' Dagi, and... something alliteration for Sonata.

5675914 Shakin' Sonata or Singin' Sonata, obviously.

Not motherfucking monster, make it motherfucking aria.
"I'm motherfuckin' aria!"

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORRRRRYYYYYYY!

Aria Blaze!

VS!

Spittin' Rhymes!

BEGIN!

My mind will always go to this:

I WANT TO WATCH THAT DISNEY MOVIE NOW!

5675914 They have one called "New Lyrics" in which Sonata is a rapper. Pretty good. ^.^

I was expecting a B-Rabbit joke here...

Nice story but its way to short

You never really said anything about it before out dragged me out of bed."

"You" you mean.

Adagio let out another angry growl and she slammed her hands on the steering wheel, emitting a loud honk .

Unneeded space.

He stood above them all, standing on a speaker that was attached a series of wires and plugs.

'To' should be in between these two words.

Then, a guy stepped forward, dressed in the same attire at the other boys in the lot.

Should be 'as'.

"Battle! Battle! Battle!" the crowd called, letting our jeers and shouts.

Should be 'out'.

Now with all that out of the way... you magnificent bastard I love you. :pinkiecrazy:

When you're driving, if you're not cussing out everyone else, you're not paying attention.

Really giving adagio the mother figure aren't you...

None of those ridiculous Rainbooms seem to know--"

Come one, come all, to see the Ridiculous Rainbooms attempt to out-rap Queen Aria!

To be honest I thought it was going to be sex

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Reminds me of my own fanfics, where I gave Adagio also a maternal role, but MUCH darker.

The only thing is... I can actually imagine this happening. Aria is my favourite Syren... by far... and I only like rap because the people on Whose Line is it Anyway rap really well. This is so gooooooooooooooooooood. I applaud you, good sir/ma'am.

Ahem...

KNOCK KNOCK, OPEN UP THE DOOR, IT'S REAL!
WITH THE NON-STOP, POP POP, AND STAINLESS STEEL!

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"Whatever. We just have to--" Adagio let out a shriek as she opened the door and she held her head. "What the hell?" She looked at the window, where several locks of her hair was stuck in the window. "Ugh, I hate my hair."

This literally happens to me all the time.

I'm not even fond of most rap, but this was genius.

Nobody appreciates the classics anymore.

I was five and he was six
We rode on horses made of sticks
He wore black and I wore white
He would always win the fight

Bang bang, he shot me down
Bang bang, I hit the ground
Bang bang, that awful sound
Bang bang... my baby shot me down

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