I haven't read it and I'm already faving it.

EEEYUP faving.

one again, another fine start from a fine writer

WAT

She just needs to think of it like a second job. In one, she's a bloodsucking monster, the terror of children everywhere. And her other job is a schoolteacher.

My God this story is actually happening.  I have a McDonalads Cheerilee on my desk, and I swear it keeps looking at me...

I shall read this when I am done reading A Dream, More Dreams, Cyborg Breaburn and everything else.

This is going to be good.

The Proper term is Vampony

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-_-

>>494554494554 Don't you mean "One where she's a bloodsucking monster who inspires terror in children and adults alike, and another where she's a vampire"

>>494602494602

FEGELEIN, FEGELEIN, FEGELEIN!!!

but no, this is an interesting concept so I shall read it now :U

Yea, I favorited it instantly when I saw it come up. So yea, What is this about staking a vampire only restoring the following two tiers of vampires? I suppose if we want to bring logic/physics/biology into it, It might have something to do with a virus which mutates when it is passed on, and after two jumps it is too different for whatever effect kills it to happen. Or maybe its the plot convenience dragon again :P

Sounds interesting, tracked.

>>494540494540

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>>494775494775

We may go there in a later chapter.

I remember the vampires... 'course, they were called 'Great Vampires' back then, and they had the mass of a small mountain, but close enough.

Also, there was that one time, in Venice...

Suspended In Dusk - Type O Negative

RIP Peter "The Vampire" Steele

>>494808494808

What, not Reign in Blood?

>>494817494817

Because I am not a fan of Slayer. Besides, whats more relevant than The Vampire himself?

>>494824494824

I wish I knew.  I pretty much just throw out names of stuff I've heard of and hope nobody notices the fact that I'm spewing bull.

Interesting. Now I'm going to have go read that other story of yours.

I want more. Plus, I want this featured.

>>494876494876

Tell your friends.  I'd be okay with a feature.

Really, Really, okay.

Well, at least she doesn't sparkle.

>>494642494642 No, I deliberately subverted a bait-and-switch comparison as a joke.

>>495305495305

A bait-and-switch deliberately subverted by a bait-and-switch? That's pretty hardcore.

>>495759495759 Thanks.

>>494880494880 EVERYPONY! GET THIS MAN FEATURED!

>>495305495305 That's, like, a whole 'nother level of irony. Like, six level deeper than I could ever hope to comprehend.

>>494554494554 Same thing.

You did it!

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Bouncing baby bunnies being bitten

>>501218501218

That's for later chapters.

That T-shirt is awesome.

Good work on this chapter! Vampire Cheerilee is definitely something new.

Dat t-shirt

What kind of paradox would occur if Cheerilee were to turn Valiant into a vampire at this point?

>>501387501387

It would be interesting to explore the idea that they somehow create a vampire loop and ended up turning each other.

Honestly, though, I think I just go another round of Valiant being a dick.

NARWHALS

Narwhals are fucking awesome

the ponies have spoken they want more valient

Narwhals, Narwhals!

Swimmin' in the ocean,

causin' a commotion

'cause they are so awesome!

Narwhals, Narwhals!

Pretty big and pretty white,

they'd beat a polar bear in a fight!

Like an underwater unicorn,

they have a kickass facial horn!

They are the Jedi of the sea!

"They stop Cthulhu from eatin' me."

Narwhals!

They are Narwhals!

Narwhals!

Just don't let 'em touch your balls!

Narwhals!

They are Narwhals!

Inventors of the shish kabob !

*ahem* I mean, um, good chapter...

>>501582501582

...You jerk. Now that's stuck in my head again.

>>501582501582 Yes. When the word "narwhals" came up I heard that in my head.

Also, good chapter!

>>501582501582 I had to start listening to that when it came up

“Come to the dark side, Cheerilee,” called Valiant from the other room.  “It’s pretty cool, not gonna lie.  We have parties every Saturday and go bowling once a month.”

I may not be Cheerilee, but I shall take you up on that offer

Nice goen you have a 100% positive rating on this nice job. I might have to read this.

I'd buy that narwhal shirt. Well, I probably wouldn't, but I'd certainly take a free one.

Poor Cheerilee. Carnivory is a terrible thing for a pony to have to cope with. And the similarity between filling small minds and emptying small hearts is best not explored any deeper. That way lies madness.

>>503100503100 DONT JINX IT!

Woo! Loving it! Keep the awesome flowing, you're doing a great job with this.

>>504870504870 To l8

Now I'm envisioning a quadriplegic as a more competent vampire slayer than Valiant. Unless you tip them over, I suppose.

I laughed way too hard at that picture.

I'm going straight to hell.  Who's joining me?  We can be Hell-mates together!

>>507647507647

I think I might have to quote that at some point in the future.

"We can be roommates in hell, Twilight.  Hellmates."

Wow....I don't even know where to begin....All I can say is I'm definitely going to hell....

Great chapter.

>>507647507647 Yeah, I took it a step further and was imagining and army of quadriplegics with guns fighting. Trench warfare. Then I started thinking about the need for wheelchair ramps in a quadriplegic trench war. Then I started thinking about quadriplegic Olympics.

And I don't feel bad...

What the hell have you done to me >>507659507659

World war quadriplegics.

Excellent, another great chapter! I like Valiant, and I love how Cheerilee is actually seeking ways to cope with being a killer, unlike the way most others depicted in this situation just fight themselves every step of the way. Looking forward to seeing where this goes!

>>507659507659 What are you talking about? With their relationship the way it is they are already hellmates.

Night Crawler - Judas Priest

Can we expect more Vampire Cheerilee at some point in the future, or is it over?

>>517392517392

Pretty sure its not over, whenever Celestia is contacted shit usually hits the fan. Meaning no the author is probably still writing XD

Well, I can't think of any jobs for Celestia, but Luna might have a use for a Vampire. HINT HINT.

>>517392517392

I suspect he means "As I finish this [chapter] up". It would be pretty sudden end otherwise.

>>517445517445 >>517444517444 I ask because I see it marked as complete, that's all.

>>517454517454

Huh, you're right. I didn't notice that.

Must just be a mistake, then. Unless he's planning a second arc involving Cheerilee working for the government, and for some reason wants to have an entirely new story for it.

It would be funny if all of Luna's batpony guards were vampires.

>>517454517454 >>517444517444 While I admit I hadn't planned on the story being quite so short, I couldn't really stretch it much without going into how she was going to start working as Celestia's pet vampire.  While that would be pretty cool, I think it would be best saved for another story.

>>517570517570

SEQUEL TIME!!!

ITS NEVER OVER.

I don't know if killing himwill work.

>>503100503100>>504870504870>>505073505073

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>>519848519848 Wat? no C-c-c-Combo Breaker? Congrats!

The above comments are

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>>517828517828

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>>519872519872

There's a major flaw with selling t shirts like that to ponies

Ponies walk on 4 legs the image would be facing the ground...on less they sat like lyra

>>507647507647

Are you reliable on rent?

Im sure the moral of the story can also be found in that image

Absolutely amazing

I can honestly say that you have one of the most creative minds when it comes to writing fanfictions I dont think anyone would've taken the time to give another point of view like this that adds on to the original story.

All of my mustaches

Agreed! I'll definitely be looking forward to your next creation. Please keep writing, I'll keep reading.

It's over? Well, you've certainly given us an invaluable concept. Vampire Cheerilee: Slayer of the Uncute! I may have to make use of that. Or at least refer to it...

>>539384539384

Go right ahead.

Like number 100, awsome

>>542647542647

That is very awesome.

i did not

How could anyone miss it? I'm sure everyone in the entire world of Fimfiction is subscribed to you directly.

(Slight exaggeration)

>>592269592269>>592271592271

Fair enough.

I also posted this in case somone comes along later and wants to read the next installment.

Thanks for your support.

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First thumbs down. Because I can.

Aww, you got my hopes up.

I thought that would mean another sequel in addition to "Night shift". Oh well, I'll just wait for the next chapter.

Congrats on getting featured, but Is it just me or was this featured before?

EDIT: Never mind, I think I once saw this on the old "Featured bar".

Congrats on finally getting this featured.

>>592319592319

If the story deserves to have a perfect record, then don't ruin it for lulz.  Or do you just want to be different, hipster?

This is quite possibly the best chapter you've ever uploaded. The characters were spot on, all the plot threads were neatly rounded up and dealt with in a believable manner, and that absolutely heartwarming scene where the sequel got posted actually brought a tear to my eye.

I have NO IDEA how this got featured.  It was posted three weeks ago! >>592328592328>>592331592331

>>592353592353

>>592356592356 A Dragon's Journey just got featured too, and that was posted over 15 weeks ago. Not that I'm complaining, of course.

>>592356592356

Isn't it obvious? Snowball effect, Doesn't take itself seriously, everypony stays in character...

Then again, when you consider than noone knows what makes a story good, well, I suppose I can understand the confusion...

>>592356592356 that means that MY story I posted a month ago can still get featured...

>>494602494602 Fuckin' Illinois Nazis, taking over my friend's story....

>>592500592500

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>>494554494554 darn... I thought you were going to say "In one, she's a bloodsucking monster, the terror of children everywhere. And her other job is a vampire."

Woulda made my day

still better than twilight(by stephnie myer not sparkle, sparkele>twilight)

I'm now imagining Stephen Hawking's as a total badass with a submachine gun mounted to his wheelchair.

WHEN DOES THE NARWHAL BACON?!!!!

>>592670592670 Screw that, we all know he has eye lasers...