Flash Sentry has a breakdown upon realizing that the last two girls he found attractive were actually transformed ponies, and begins questioning his sexuality.
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Chengar Qordath
I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.
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I regret nothing. This was hilarious.
I blame you for making me brainstorm a few terrible jokes for this, Chengar.
Great way to attract a reader.
What's this? A Flash Sentry-centered story that isn't about Flash getting humiliated for being a creepy waifu stealer and a straw villain? Unheard of!
Seriously though, fun story. It made me laugh. And the whole pony-human thing is interesting to bring up, and has been brought up in a few other fanfics. Is it really questionable bestiality if the horse is fully sapient and consenting, and so on?
Well if Flash ever finds out Lyra is a unicorn he can narrow down his preference.
I almost died.
Well, congrats, Flash Sentry. You're no longer as boring as being trapped in an elevator with a potato. You're still a typical teenage idiot, though.
Honestly, I thought the Mane 5 (Human 5?) would be more accepting of this, seeing as they already know he has a thing for Twilight. That kinda made me scratch my head in confusion. Otherwise, this is probably the best take on Flash Sentry I've seen yet. Certainly better than the bland love interest DHX created. For that, you certainly get points in my book.
Don't worry, Flash. This is something that every brony that looks at porn asks themselves . . . probably.
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In the sequel, Flash enters a relationship with Bon Jovi's motorcycle.
That was a fast featured.
Don't apologize for anything, Flash and Lyra in this were both hilarious.
Is that a planet of the apes reference I see?
Hilarious, gross, and weird. Well done my friend.
... and the ones who didn't hate him for being an equisexual (I just invented that word, yay!) would hate him for stealing his waifus! He'd have to live under a bridge! Oh the shame! He'd think of changing his name!
(*on the Sunset Shimmer flashbacks*)
especially
Man, she's cold. And (your) Flash is dumb.
The canon Flash was a lot smarter than that -- remember, he's the one who spotted the cut-and-paste job.
Though I see you addressed that in the Notes.
Ah, you're going for the difficult Maximum Embarrassment achievement! Very well done!
I find it ... interesting ... that it was your Fluttershy who told Flash about the transformation bit, when she must have known how the knowledge would affect him.
4977058 It obviously worked though :)
That horse-obsessed Lyra... I'm laughing and cringing at the same time.
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What the arsehats who say that us horsefuckers are into beastiality always forget that said horses can speak back, so it's xenophilia.
Completely legal!
Well that was fun
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Read it, Tweak. It's actually pretty amusing.
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I did. The two jokes were mildly amusing.
I see no problem with this. Flash is completely and utterly in character.
So…did Lyra hook up with Bon-Bon, and is she okay with the, you know…super-disturbing horse obsession?
And now I'm wondering if Cloud Kicker also was in a past relationship with Fluttershy and is currently trying to choose between her, Derpy, and Blossomforth. And is Derpy a teenage mother? Does Dinky exist? ARRGH SO MANY QUESTIONS
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This probably isn't one of those stories you should overthink.
That was rather amusing.
This next song is for Lyra:
4977541 THAT'S NOT AN ANSWER
Also are Pinkie and Rainbow a thing
4977206 I was trapped in an elevator with a potato once. the potato had a lot of mean things to say to me
4977098 it probably count more as an alien fetish. think about it
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Why are you so damn grumpy all the time?
Did Chengar kill your mother in a past life or something?
I don't know why you're apologizing. This is the most accurate depiction of Flash I've seen yet! xD
Never batted an eye to horse tails, horse ears, and pegasus wings. Two of his mane-squeezes were basically horses!
Flash has a thing for equine women.
Though, I still think Sunset not having had ANY real feelings for him before their breakup is a bunch of horse manure. SunFlash is actually cute when you pair her up with the bumbling idiot with a horse-woman fetish. Twilight and Flash suck. Down with lame Barbie and Ken pairings! MORE SUNFLASH!
Grats, this is the second ever story with Flash that hasn't totally didn't make me wanna gag.
Also, I blame Lyra for his fetish. The first ones are always the most influential on ya. And it seems those two went to home base a few times too! xD
Liked and Fav. That makes two most awesome Flash stories in my fav collection.
EDIT: Holy shite, a guy goes to make a burger and this this jumps from 50 to 104! HA, people knows whats up!
4977541 Hush, I wanna see how far this takes him
4977532 Considering it's High School? Expect tons of freshmen girls being preggers. So, Dinky MIGHT come in another 9 months or so. :p
4977541 Of course not!
You tell'em Chengar!
That's stuff you'll have to read in future sequels to find out! :P
4977657 But who is the father? Whooooo?
No, not HIM. He's probably a teacher or something.
4977659 I DON'T EVEN KNOW
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Uh, grumpy? I... I didn't like the story. How does that make me "grumpy?"
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It's just how your attitude comes out through your words, intentional or not.
You bastard.
You didn't make Flash stupid, so no need to apologize! You did something that very few other writers can do with humanized pony stories, you got my like and fave. Keep up the good work.
...I will be your personal cumdumpster, JUST CONTINUE THE STORY!!!
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Well... Then I, uh, I guess I'm sorry for how you read my words. I'll do my best to alter your thought process in the future.
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People read things differently, dude. Especially when they're laced with sarcasm.
Pretty sure you do this on every one of Chen's stories and it ain't really needed. Unless you have legit criticism.
4977226 Pbbbt! Please, I'd love to see how he'd react to anthropomorphic ponies if pony turned human was freaky enough for him.
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Um... No. No I don't. I may have left a comment or two previously, but for the most part I avoid stories I don't like. And it's not any kind of disdain for the author. I don't even know the guy! Sure, I dislike the Winningverse for various reasons, and yes, I discuss that in various chats and forums when the subject comes up, but I don't stalk stories I don't like.
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Fair enough. Please excuse my raging autism.
4977664 Wait, who are you talking about? Pokey Pierce? Neon Lights? ... I don't know other unicorn stallions.
Congratulations. This is the first Flash Sentry centered FanFiction I've actually enjoyed (where Twilight wasn't punching or divorcing him). As far as I'm concerned, you've just inadvertently redeemed Flash Sentry as a cannon character. Congratulations. Many have tried, many have failed.
4977786 Fancy Pants? Prince Blueblood? Trender Hoof or whatever it's called? Shining Armor?
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Oh, no no no! To be honest, I actually had to think, "DID I comment bomb him?" I used to be, uh... Much more vocal about stories I disliked, which lead to some very unfortunate moments of me looking like a jackass. Hell, people used to greet me in chats and PMs with, "Hey, aren't you that guy that hates lesbians or something?" Which is so untrue it's actually kinda funny, but... Yeah.
So, nothing to excuse, friend.
4977810 Oh wow, why did I not think of them?
shouldn't this have a comedy tag? Just asking
I'm not sure about the stuff with Flash, but I'm up-voting this just for the Lyra bits.