Celestia wants Muffins. Luna just wants her to shut up. Both requires money. She decides to withdraw money from an ATM like all the other ponies. An epic battle to the death ensues. Just another Tuesday in Equestria.
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I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.
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Well... That happened. And I mean that in the best possible way.
Wish I could write humor like this. Kudos
This has all my internets.
And all the wins.
ALL OF THEM.
And my Nick Cage too.
And my duck.
ALL TEH LEMONZ.
And 456 bananas.
And Sierra's admiration for making such a death-in-all-corners game.
And clever alternate meanings for acronyms.
And my jolly ol' saint Nicholas Cage again.
And all the win.
Luna will have a long grudge with ATMs from now on.
This has all my internets.
And all the wins.
ALL OF THEM.
And my Nick Cage too.
And my duck.
ALL TEH LEMONZ.
And 456 bananas.
And Sierra's admiration for making such a death-in-all-corners game.
And clever alternate meanings for acronyms.
And my jolly ol' saint Nicholas Cage again.
And all the win.
Now, THIS is what I want to see more of. It reminds me of Luna VS. the Microwave.
Yes. This is just win
Huh? Robbing a bank would of been faster and easier
Haha, I like it. Favorited, and to be featured on the blog I work for.
This is excellent, now try this out for size.
It is also very nice to see that Nicholas Cage finally got some cake...
It was a moral victory ... for somepony.
So Celestia weighs about... 120 pounds, huh.
neat.
<click>
I need new sides! Hilarious!
"Just you wait till the big reveal in season 5 when Optimus Prime is revealed to be an Alicorn prince." You mean Alicorn PrincESS...
Why do I keep reading Random tagged stuff? WHY?
...
Oh, wait. It's because it's funny.
I lost my shit at Nicholas Cage
That was so awesomely random I absolutely loved it.
Not to sound nitpicky, but Nicolas Cage doesn't have an H in his name.
4693624 That Nicholas Cage vid was pretty... Disturbing.
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Of course, I thought that was the whole point of Nicholas Cage.
"Me Conturbant, ergo Nicholas Cage sum" - I am disturbing, therefore I am Nicholas Cage.
this was almost too epic to bear
Improper use of the word Fie, did you mean die?
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... That was simply priceless.
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That machine's maker would be great for creating doomsday weapons of mass annoyance.
I really don't even know what to say...so I'll just clap real slow a few times and sit back down.
~Dollars.
Pft
Started weak,
And ended strong.
Ha haa
Dear lord, I still can't stop laughing. You win the internetz.
WAIT! HOLD EVERYTHING! The story is called PONIES Vs ATMs and you mean to tell me that it's complete with only Luna vs the automated ass holes? NAY I SAY we require more silliness!
Or else we shall say NI to you again!
..... This ATM....... This ATM, is best ATM. There is nothing else I could say.
WOO HOO! Also, a very nice read!
WHAT THE HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
OMG hillarious please write more
Is this like a meme where Luna has problems with modern tech?
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It was a pranked ATM created by Discord, which is why Celestia stayed out of the blast radius. She was in on it.
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He already is! See above.
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Agreed! Further Automated Teller Madness!
Made an account to say YOU NEARLY KILLED ME FROM LAUGHTER
And I love ya for it!
I think Sierra makes the ATMs in Equestria
Silly Luna, you're supposed to take everything that isn't nailed down, and once you get the hammer in the first town, everything that is
Aha
Ahaha! XD
AWWW!!!
You made Woona cry!
Ahaha XD
Good job!
I love the humour!
Shoulda blown up the ATM with the lemons...
Absolutely brillaint. So glad I found this one on my to read list.
Molestia reference?
I actually wanted to know how much one banana weighed.
Christ on a cracker, you have no idea the struggle I went through to not laugh so hard that everyone in the vicinity looked at me like a lunatic. Well done, good sir.